"No Fat People Allowed"

Hi there, we are a roleplaying clan. I personally roleplay as shrek IRL24/7 but sometimes I take breaks to cosplay as sonic the hedgehog. I have excelled over the years as a fedora master, if you doubt me you will feel the cool steel of my blades edge. I have collected over 28 samurai swords and I intend to start a revolution. I personally am a meme lord who has absolute power and control over the meme market, anybody who crosses me shall have their memes seized immediately and be placed in the gulag. Stalin was the greatest world leader ever. Raspberry pie is sub par to a classic meat pie.