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Trewavas
Jun Member 2014

Trewavas

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Hi all,

This thread has been created to bring together the various song parodies I have created. They could be about grinding for a pet, hunting for penguins, or skilling.

Members of the RuneScape community are more than welcome to suggest or request a parody. If you would like a parody written for you, then I'll need something to go off. Are you training a certain skill, annoyed with the RNG, or simply bankstanding? You pick the content, and I’ll pick the song, and title it.

You can see some examples in the setlist below:

Wav on Fire
Penguin Ga Ga
Cute Bunny Tails
Iron Man
Fishin for Me
(Everything I Break), I Do if for Frou
Grief Must Go On
Bobby Pie
Now I'm Ear
Money For Anja
NoSword the Swordless
Penguin Submarine
Welcome to the Cherry Parade
Twil' Could Hunt Pengs!
Dig My Clue
Livin' on a Pet
Froudigant Song
Gee Pee, Gee Pee, Gee Pee
The Seven Count of Twil'
Loki Down Under
Seven Posting Count
Alternative Penguin
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24-Apr-2018 01:34:47 - Last edited on 02-Jul-2018 03:25:39 by Trewavas

Trewavas
Jun Member 2014

Trewavas

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Purple Hair
In My RuneScape
21 Posts
Penguin Rock
Annexing in the RS
One 'Wav
I Need a Bwian
Three Lions on his Crown
2000 Posts
The Wavycle
My Twilowna
Songs will be Sung
Purple Threads
Another Thread Bites the Dust
Write the Song
Welcome to the Forums
Bwian
I Believe in a Thing Called Count
All the Count Threads
Jag' Gave Runes and Scape to You II
Always think on the Bwian Gwiefing Clan
Mr. RunePass Man
Killer Twillow
Twil Wanna Reset Threads!
The Bwian!
Purple Penguin Hunter
Bwian (ah-aaaaah!)
RuneScapian Rhapsody
It's a Hard Spy
Wavy of Forum Threads
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24-Apr-2018 01:34:56 - Last edited on 05-Sep-2018 03:39:05 by Trewavas

Cherry Waves

Cherry Waves

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Ah you did it :)

I agree you should post your previous songs either here or another thread Fred to archive their gloriousness

How about a song in honoUr of getting your first ever 99?
Boop!
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Bleghy

24-Apr-2018 21:14:00

Trewavas
Jun Member 2014

Trewavas

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I'll consider it, but there's like 26 of them now. As Firemaking was my first 99, here you go:


'Wav on Fire
(Parody of: Man on Fire, by Roger Taylor)

I burn these streets each and every day,
Lightin' lines of fire just to earn my cape,
Just to level up to max someday.
But the fires are hot and lines they break,
When you spend gold all you got is logs;
Don't it make you start to chop the trees?

Sometimes I feel like a 'Wav on fire,
Sometimes I feel like it's a pointless skill,
Sometimes I want to burn down this Grand Exchange!


Bonus 'Cherry' material:

She's a Killer Cherry,
Dynamite with the post beam,
Guaranteed to warp your mind,
Every time.
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24-Apr-2018 21:31:38 - Last edited on 23-Nov-2018 07:41:10 by Trewavas

Trewavas
Jun Member 2014

Trewavas

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Penguin Ga Ga
(Parody of: Radio Ga Ga, by Queen)

I'd sit alone, in Arctic nights,
My only friend, through Northern lights,
And every seal, I had to eat,
I got it from my Polar Bear,

They gave me an extra penguin point,
Through RuneScape's wells, invaded by bears,
They're peering out, no ice flow now,
They gave me an extra chore to do (Polar Bear)

So don't let Twill', hear you say,
Such bad things about, pengs and their friends,
Who just hunt fish, down South right now,
And just spy out, on Falkland Lands.
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28-Apr-2018 02:05:06

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