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Name: Stanktoe

Race: Goblin

Gender: Male

Appearance: He's a scrawny albino goblin. Runs in the fam.

Personality: Stanktoe is nothing short of a glory seeker. He's motivated by his desire to show his strength in Bandos' memory.

History: He was just another goblin in his little village with big dreams of killing mahjarrat like his old man. Does Stanktoe even know what a mahjarrat is? Not really. Stanktoe thought a random farmer on his way to the market was a mahjarrat. He wasn't. Stanktoe killed him anyway and took his sickle as spoils.

Other: happy now?
Kandar Victa

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-Roy Lichtenstein

02-Jan-2017 21:17:29

Nasty Smell

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Pop Art said:
Name: Stanktoe

Race: Goblin

Gender: Male

Appearance: He's a scrawny albino goblin. Runs in the fam.

Personality: Stanktoe is nothing short of a glory seeker. He's motivated by his desire to show his strength in Bandos' memory.

History: He was just another goblin in his little village with big dreams of killing mahjarrat like his old man. Does Stanktoe even know what a mahjarrat is? Not really. Stanktoe thought a random farmer on his way to the market was a mahjarrat. He wasn't. Stanktoe killed him anyway and took his sickle as spoils.

Other: happy now?


Smegface's Mahjarrat-slaying twin is accepted graciously

+ no I'm never happy go away
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02-Jan-2017 21:20:27

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Character: Lugnuts

Race: Goblin
Gender: Male
Appearance: A rather average goblin with a hunched back and strong legs. He pushes an extremely large cannon around wherever he goes.

Personality: Lugnuts is a very determined goblin, but shortsighted. He loves destruction and loud noises more than anything, hence his obsession with cannons and explosives. He rarely thinks about shortcuts, instead acting in the most direct, obvious way possible, A.E, painstakingly pushing his cannon up a hill instead of around it, and then making no effort to hide his intention to shoot something. He despises whiners and anybody that insults his cannon, to such an extent that he'll aim at them and eventually open fire if they aren't quick to apologize and complement his fine taste in huge metal tubes of death.

He's a terrible liar, and tends to cross his fingers when he does so without moving his hands behind his back first. He's immensely impatient and hates it when others don't get to the point fast enough, preferring action over words.

History: Lugnuts dwelled around Lumbridge, killing any hapless adventurers he came across for experience. Eventually he grew confident enough to approach Lumbridge castle, and there he found a cannon. He got used to pushing it around, and began moving up to bigger and bigger cannons, fighting unquestioningly for the Big High War God through the Battalion. He became quite the tinkerer and smith, as cannons don't repair themselves, and became valued as a weapons maker for other goblins.
Before long he stumbled across the Dwarven mine North of Falador, and when he saw the multicannon, he got a legitimate goblin boner.
He managed to jack the whole enchilada, but it was an incomplete cannon, missing vital parts and pieces. He fixed it as best he could himself, propping the sucker up on a big set of wheels, but wasn't skilled enough to make it fire more than one shot at a time before needing a manual reload.
“Civilized men are more discourteous than savages because they know they can be impolite without having their skulls split, as a general thing.”

03-Jan-2017 23:20:15

Nasty Smell

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Doc Doctor said:
Character: Lugnuts

Accepted, though a hand cannon would probably be a safer bet with the mobile nature of this iteration of the battalion's RP considered.
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05-Jan-2017 15:57:41

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Running for his life, the elven farmer clung onto his infant daughter- bearing little else than the clothes on his back. Behind him, his entire world was collapsing. His homestead illuminated by the very flames that destroyed it, and infested with the squat beasts which feasted upon what remained. Evil war horns resonate throughout the no man's land that was forming between the Camelite border and the Wailing Wall of the Chosen Battalion. Evidently, the uneasy peace between the neighboring regions had all but crumbled, and now a host of villagers paid the price whilst the battle lines formed and the foes prepared the hounds of war. Acres of lush farmland became scorched and wounded as the Battalion's forces prepared trenches and traps in anticipation for the enemy.
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20-Feb-2017 02:35:16 - Last edited on 20-Feb-2017 02:35:34 by Nasty Smell

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After a brief combat with Xel Praven, the Pygmy Cyclopean chief Euclid was defeated, having bled out after fainting due to exhaustion. As promised, the settlement of Garagorsh-Kaan was dismantled in less than a day, and the goblins inhabiting it returned to their homes in White Wolf Mountain and Trollheim. The city itself was in ruin, charred and brazenly vandalised by the goblin celebrations following Euclid's defeat, with fields salted and random traps spread throughout the ruins, topped off with a nice treat; the well in Catherby's square overflowing with feces, the Cyclopes' dismembered head sitting atop of it. A skeleton crew of goblins remained at the wall, to make the recapturing as annoyingly inconvenient as possible, and all of the battalion's slaves were found either crucified or chained to the floors of cesspits.

The scene served as grim proof of the necessity of Camelot's liberation of the region.
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