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The Crown Archival, an Elder God artefact that allows the user to find the other tools of the Gods. This makes it useful and dangerous, to all except the Crown's creator, who discarded it.

The crown, through the ages, has been used exclusively by Saradomin, one of the oldest of the young gods. It has been in his possession through countless wars. Since the crown can also be located and is much desired, Saradomin has had much conflict with other deities in order to hold it.

Until now. A scheme had been brought about, and the crown had been stolen.

It is up to the World Guardian and his/her friends to find the Crown, and save the man blamed for its theft.
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01-Apr-2017 03:17:58 - Last edited on 01-Apr-2017 03:34:42 by Lady Ria

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OOC Information:

The Asgarnian Admins got together, in light of accusations we powerplay the Gods, and decided much like how the Gods were given to us to begin with, decided to embrace the accusations of powerplaying.

We now have decided not just to powerplay the Gods, but the World Guardian, and even other characters to create a thrilling story with an unforseen ending.

The transfer of Asgarnia to Lord Pyro, the Alias of a powerful Mahjarrat with an unmatched mastery of fire.

We hope you enjoy this plot, as a sequel to our great period of inactivity lasting around an hour, since Grotworms, Starborn's Return, setting up the Great Magical War and supporting it as it grows, The Ashen Storm, and slice of life RPs following the Wedding.

We are proud to say this land transfer should go smoothly.
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01-Apr-2017 03:18:13 - Last edited on 01-Apr-2017 03:40:35 by Lady Ria

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Dramatis Personae

Saradomin, the God of Order, Light, and bald thinning without his crown.

Princess Adrasteia, Saradomin's daughter.

The World Guardian as Him/Her/WhateverJagexDecidesInCanon-Self

Rend Sul'Damane, the loyal, friendly Star in his own right, helping the World Guardian through the adventure.

James Craven, the man accused of stealing Saradomin's Crown, left frozen by a point blank Ice Barrage.

Lord Pyro I, as the short, angry and evil genius behind the plot to take over Asgarnia.

Astrid Grace as the World Guardian's lazy, underachieving Co-Worker with a finer taste in classical arts and music.

Rai Sicarius as the tough, grizzled bounty hunter hired by Lord Pyro to stop the World Guardian.

Rising Sun Inn, as the roughest toughest bar that no Bubble-Blowing Babies are allowed in.

Thalia Renderra as that dude from Baywatch.

Magus Concendo as the World Guardian's terrorbird riding instructor, who is very stressed about his dangerous job (as mounts aren't available yet), and actively seeking retirement.

Felix Nocte's corpse, a Chthonian puppet wearing a bunny suit made from real bunny fur to lure people to an ice cream parlor.

Gonad Yakksplitter, the tough, strong lifeguard.

Forseti Greyfur, the strong martial artist with a love of science and research, living at a treehouse.
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01-Apr-2017 03:18:13 - Last edited on 01-Apr-2017 05:31:27 by Lady Ria

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The Beginning:

"Hi, Mr. Craven, this is Wu Rin, the guy you sold Saradomin's crown to? Yeah. I just wanted to say thanks again for selling me the crown. Saradomin's crown.

I sold it to a guy in Darkmeyer and, uh... I just wanted to say thanks again for selling me the crown. Saradomin's crown...

...Which is now in Darkmeyer, goodbye." - Commorb Message to James Craven


Saradomin confronts James Craven over the stolen crown. James Craven insists he didn't steal it, that he doesn't work his slaves like slaves, and that he had no knowledge of it being missing.

The World Guardian intervenes! The Guardian insists that James Craven is a good man, and has done nothing wrong. Or, at least didn't steal the Crown. Saradomin decides to give the World Guardian a chance to save the crown, leaving he/she/they/it ten nine eight seven SIX days to get the crown, save the town, and Mr. Craven!

Why the sudden chance at mercy? Saradomin reveals that while the Elder Crown can be used to find things, it also did a really good job at hiding his bald thinning spot.
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01-Apr-2017 03:18:14 - Last edited on 01-Apr-2017 04:08:37 by Lady Ria

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The World Guardian and Rend Sul'Damane leave for Darkmeyer, having to pass the Rising Sun Inn.

After being pickpocketed by Crast Ares of their teleport Runes, the duo decide to go into the Rising Sun and get them back.

Unfortunately, Rend just said, "I have to go to the bathroom," making the World Guardian unsuccessful, and getting dirty hands in the process.

The World Guardian heads for the landscaled bathroom to wash his hands, and when he uses the soap dispenser, it produces bubbles.

The World Guardian and Rend begin having a ''Bubble Party,'' but one bubble floats over to the leader of the Rising Sun who reminds the other bar patrons of the policy that all ''Bubble Blowing Babies'' will be severely beaten. The leader goes on a ''Bubble Blowing Baby Hunt'' by turning on the Newbie Melody song, where the first person to start singing is determined to be the culprit.

The World Guardian and Rend struggle not to start singing, then the owner starts singing it to the World Guardian and Rend, only to be saved when two Calderons burst out in song. The other thugs begin beating them, allowing the World Guardian and Rend to steal the runes amid the confusion and depart.
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01-Apr-2017 03:18:14 - Last edited on 01-Apr-2017 05:42:36 by Lady Ria

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By the following day, Pyro, with Saradomin incapacitated, obtains the Elder Horn, and begins serving recruiting for Forinthry. He stole the horn by sneaking by James Craven while he was frozen, going into his office, entering the safe code, and stealing the artifact.

Lord Pyro serves his membership along with free toy crowns.

Learning about the World Guardian and Rend trying to get the crown back, he hires a professional mercenary named Rai Sicarius to ensure that the World Guardian and Rend do not reach Darkmeyer. The next day, Astrid sees that everyone is wearing cheap-looking crowns.

After a woman tells her that Pyro is giving them away free with joining Forinthry, she goes to confront Pyro. Xistra figures out that Pyro was the one who stole Saradomin's crown to get the Elder Horn. She decides to report him to Saradomin, but before she leaves Forinthry, Pyro activates a monkey mind-control device, (Surprisingly effective on the average Asgarnian roleplay character) revealing that the cheap, tacky crowns are actually mind controlling devices.



Xistra tries to escape, but the enslaved citizens corner and capture her, taking down the last opposition to Pyro in Asgarnia, and transforming the city into "The Place I can actually grow food."
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01-Apr-2017 03:18:14 - Last edited on 01-Apr-2017 05:36:10 by Lady Ria

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Rend and the World Guardian find an Ice Cream stand across the Salve run by Felix Nocte. They stop for some, but it turns out Felix is actually a Chthonian using the Ice Cream as bait.

It chases the World Guardian and Rend, eventually running into Mort Myre and stopping just in time. The Chthonian is lured off the edge, and subsequently is eaten by an even larger demon, eaten by a Mahjarrat. Unable to pass through a monster-filled swamp, the World Guardian decides to give up and accepts the fact that he and Patrick are just Newbies.

However, Adrasteia arrives and shows them what has happened to Asgarnia while they were gone, and gives them fake skillcapes in the form of swamp grass, convincing them that they are now maxed. The duo pass through the Swamp without fear (singing, "Now That We're Maxed";), but meet up with Rai Sicarius on the other side. He rips off their fake skillcapes and explains to them that they are not really maxed, and prepares to kill them by crushing them under his boot. However, before he can do so, a membership expiration notice crushes Rai, belonging to Mod Mark who abducts the World Guardian and Rend to the JaGex Headquarters.
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01-Apr-2017 03:18:15 - Last edited on 01-Apr-2017 04:33:23 by Lady Ria

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SpongeBob and Patrick wake up in a computer filled with unfinished concept art. They see the Mod Mark killing off characters like George R.R. Martin, and much to their horror are being written out of the game. Soon, the World Guardian laments that they have failed, and that Asgarnia will remain under Pyro's mind control, Mr. Craven will be executed, and they too will die. Rend points out a sign reading "Darkmeyer: Game Coding and Development" The Adventurer realizes that they are in Darkmeyer, which is in fact being designed again! They see the crown, and the Adventurer then realizes that they did at least make it to Darkmeyer, and did pretty well for "a couple of newbies." They both shed a tear and begin humming the Newbie Melody song, just as they fade.

Back in the conference room, all the CEOs mourn the loss of the World Guardian, but a rich man points out that the game is still making money, throwing investment at the game.

The World Guardian and Rend get reanimated, colored, and then they become placed in the live game again. As the deleted content beats up Mod Mark, SpongeBob and Patrick grab the crown and carry it out to the beach.

They would be stuck, until that dude from Baywatch Thalia Renderra comes to give them a ride back.

However, someone gave Rai Sicarius a bond, and he returns from his expired membership to fight the World Guardian and Rend, who after offering 15 GP, are content that Guild Wars steals Rai away from his concern to finish a job for Lord Pyro.

Short on time, the Duo are teleported by Zenthos Dae's ghost right into Falador Castle, where the World Guardian's power blocks Saradomin's attempts to kill James Craven.

Angered at the Crown Archival's return, Lord Pyro activates a bigger mind control device for Saradomin, stealing the rights to powerplay the God from Asgarnia.
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01-Apr-2017 03:18:15 - Last edited on 01-Apr-2017 04:47:35 by Lady Ria

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