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Any-sao

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The Camulet is recharged with Camel Dung as Camel Dung has residual Anima in it. All life is made of Carbon. All life is part of the Anima Mundi. Feces is made of Carbon. Magic comes from the Anima Mundi. To this extent, the Camulet is able to charge itself directly from life forms. In theory, if you shoved a Camulet up an Ugthanki, you'd probably get charges from that, too.

Why it only works on Camels is a completely different question.
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07-Jun-2015 04:02:19

Lego Miester

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Any-sao said:
The Camulet is recharged with Camel Dung as Camel Dung has residual Anima in it. All life is made of Carbon. All life is part of the Anima Mundi. Feces is made of Carbon. Magic comes from the Anima Mundi. To this extent, the Camulet is able to charge itself directly from life forms. In theory, if you shoved a Camulet up an Ugthanki, you'd probably get charges from that, too.

Why it only works on Camels is a completely different question.


Because it's a camulet, obviously. Though that begs the question where we're supposed to cram the cramulet to recharge it.
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08-Jun-2015 03:07:54

Rondstat

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Wizard Chambers has given us our first glimse of lodestone creation. Let's look at what's involved.

1. Launch a bewildered monkey into the upper atmosphere

2. Wait patiently for it to (somehow) pioneer a path through the stars and mark a destination

3. Dump a lodestone on it

Somehow Apollo made his way to Tuska's back and set up a beacon for our opportunistic Astromancer to follow. How? He has no radio, no homing technology. Furthermore, how was this unarmed critter expected to survive long enough to set up a rally point for a lodestone, in a hostile environment filled with bizarre parasites, and dangerous energies?

What does any monkey do when it's cornered? He himself was launched into space; what do you think of when you imagine simians and projectiles.

Apollo didn't need a radio. He was the homing beacon. A scat-ellite, if you will.

All that the crackpot Wizard Chambers (or chamberpot, for the sake of brevity) had to do was follow the magical signature his monkey accomplice was certain to leave.

It all makes perfect sense.

10-Jun-2015 03:47:28

Last Prophet

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This is by no means intended to be a strike against your thread, but, for the sake of consistency, perhaps you might consider changing "altar" in the second line of the OP to "alter?"
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10-Jun-2015 14:01:31

iXavior

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This is a hilarious but plausible theory. I worship Mah, for she is mah homegirl! The correct adjective for Mah's followers are: Mahomies, Mah-homeboys, or Mah-homegirls.

16-Jul-2015 02:11:52

Captain Lime
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Why limit ourselves to teleportation? Perhaps ALL magic is fueled by the miraculous powers of nightsoil. Perhaps the reason that toilets do not even exist for the Adventurer, nor have we ever used any, is because we tap directly into our fecal stores in order to charge our magicks. Perhaps that is also why we can eat entire Great White Sharks - so that we can generate the waste needed to fight!

...actually, this is a really crappy idea.
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01-Jun-2016 00:35:26

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