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Ahtelhrax
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So. Crackpot Theorem Part 2!

Ravens and Crows are associated with death, and the raven pet in-game is so depressing that it out-emotions any Emo on this Earth. (OBV NOT) Mod Raven has been planning something for quite some time now. Even as we draw near to the Endgame his plots are laid out, ready for us to trip.

What if I told you something you didn't expect? Something so crazy it might actually be true.

The Ravens, including Korp, who says in Swedish "You are not ready" And Bran who says in Welsh, "This is the Beginning." In Elegy, Legio Septimus can say this...

Use Secret Ravensworn Handshake, which gives this dialogue, "Yes the Thirteenth Moon stands Ascendant, it is the Shadow Glass that starts the call."

Thirteenth? There are 13 ravens to spot, every 13 days to get the Title, the Ravensworn. Ascendant, this implies that the ravens, including the CRYSTAL ravens have something to do with the Order of Ascension.

Shadow Glass? WTH? Shadow (Zaros?) and Glass (Crystal...Seren???) Wait...Obsidian! Onsidian is volcanic GLASS! It is a SHADOWy colour! Obsidian? Volcanoes. Volcanoes? FUL, the Elder God.

18-Dec-2016 20:08:44

Ahtelhrax
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Elder God. Seren (glass) and Zaros (shadow) both come from Mah, an Elder God...

BACK TO RAVENS
I believe that the Ravens are, with their connection to death, in league with Xau-Tak, who is a master of Death from what little we know about him. Mod Raven is not Mod Wilson, so has nothing really to do with Xau-Tak, which kinda kills this theory but there is a chance that in the depths of Jagex HQ, (or Raven's hollowed out Volcano base) that they are working together to create the biggest villain ever to walk RS.

"This is just the Beginning."
"You are not prepared."
The Ravens are right.

Open your eyes.

Open your eyes.

18-Dec-2016 20:16:58

Lethalintent
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Mod Raven cackles are your pitiful attempts to guesswork his plans.

He is meagerly impressed with your discovery that the Ravens are more than they seem, but you are much too late to send out any warning.

Much too late..
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18-Dec-2016 20:25:57

Elf of Seren
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Ahtelhrax said:


The Ravens, including Korp, who says in Swedish "You are not ready" And Bran who says in Welsh, "This is the Beginning." In Elegy, Legio Septimus can say this...

Use Secret Ravensworn Handshake, which gives this dialogue, "Yes the Thirteenth Moon stands Ascendant, it is the Shadow Glass that starts the call."

Thirteenth? There are 13 ravens to spot, every 13 days to get the Title, the Ravensworn. Ascendant, this implies that the ravens, including the CRYSTAL ravens have something to do with the Order of Ascension.

Shadow Glass? WTH? Shadow (Zaros?) and Glass (Crystal...Seren???) Wait...Obsidian! Onsidian is volcanic GLASS! It is a SHADOWy colour! Obsidian? Volcanoes. Volcanoes? FUL, the Elder God.


I'm a behavioral clinician, and work primarily with schizophrenic patients. Um... I would get yourself checked out by a mental health professional. :P

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But in reality, I can't wait to find the new raven, and see what their endgame will be.

18-Dec-2016 20:38:02

N7spongy
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This theory is insane and outlandish by crackpot standards, you should check your brain for any abnormalities, if you find and I recommend disposing of it. Brassica X Marimbo OTP

18-Dec-2016 23:34:04

Wahisietel
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Don't be silly, Xau-Tak hates death. It wants to spread the gift of life* with as many people as it possibly can.

*What Xau-Tak considers "alive" may not align with your own views.
You never were our brightest star, Khazard. 'Vermin slaughtered like lambs'? What does that even mean?

19-Dec-2016 01:02:15

Ahtelhrax
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N7spongy said:
This theory is insane and outlandish by crackpot standards, you should check your brain for any abnormalities, if you find and I recommend disposing of it.


I did say at the start that this was a crackpot theory. I honestly didn't expect anybody to believe it, nor do I think anyone will! Do not assume my mental health from a theory that I did state was not meant to be believed.

19-Dec-2016 11:35:50

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