Said dragon is a large, black one with teeth as long as swords, jaws big enough to swallow a mammoth whole, and wings so large that entire towns would fall under his shadow when he passed overhead. There was also a dragon rider (no not the ones from Runescape) on its back, who was dressed in armor, but he didn't wear a helm, so you could see his white hair, even though he looked like he still needed to show ID to buy beer.
"Balerion," the rider said. "Use black fire!"
Balerion the dragon did as he was told, and he breathed fire that was as black as his scales onto the rider's enemies (aka everyone on this thread) until the rider was the only one left, so he (Aegon I Targaryen) was declared the winner of forum fight.
I am currently inside a cave, on the back of the giant carp I met earlier when I hear an ominous voice...
"Oh no, not him again."
If Mad Guy hasn't left yet, I think we can assume he's about to. In the meantime, Magi keeps on swimming. I absent-minded throw him a pellet, which He gobbles up heartily.
"Sheesh, when do I get an arch-nemesis...huh?"
I see something glinting off in the depths of the cave. Soon enough we come into a large crystalline cavern the walls shimmer with deep spectral hues, and we find ourselves in a large pool...well, more like an underground lake. waterfalls dotted around the cave walls indicate the source of the water, and in the middle of the pool is...A traditional japanese gate. Made of gold, it seems.
Just then, I hear something outside which soon escalates to the unmistakable symphony of eon's worth of dark and fiery destruction. Ah, a typical day in Forum Fight.
As if in response, Magi swims even faster, darting straight through the large gate...well, just about fitting at least.
"Whoa!" I shout, having to jump up and over the top of the gate lest I be knocked off due to the carp's humongous size. At the same time, the gate and the carp seem to glow slightly, as if power were being passed through one to the other.
Before Aegon can successfully destroy/win the thread (Not sure if that can actually be done anyway), He hears a strange noise coming from a nearby cave which looks like a dragon's visage hewn out of stone, with a huge waterfall coming out of it. It sounds like someone shouting "WHOOP WHOOP!", but getting louder.
Before he can react, a loud explosion of flame launches me out of the cave. rocketing through the air, I spread my arms out and pretend to flap them like wings (I mean, why not?) whilst laughing, something rather out of character for me.
I tuck my arms in and fall directly into the path of the flames, seemingly being engulfed. However, the flames instead all get sucked up, and the cause soon becomes apparent, me having absorbed them all. I appear to be in some pain, but I try to bear it as black flames start appearing around me.
"Ow...ooow...not sure if absorbing dark flames was such a great idea..."
I do, however, manage to keep in the air. I try to convert the flames into ones I can use easily.
"You think you can win Forum Fight in one shot? Very well. I challenge you!"
*A giant portal appears. It is glowing with faint green energy. A full invasion force of Lakorian Shapeshifters, counting 951,845,015,789,415,935 battalions emerges. However, they do not seem quite... Material, and they appear to know it. A great general, Gra'al, shouts out*
"Portal Expert! What is the meaning of this?!?!"
"I... I don't know!... ...We seem to be stuck between universes!..."
*Suddenly, Gra'al faints. A few minutes later he recovers, and a look of shock and triumph appears on his face*
"He is back! He will take command of our forces. We are to wait for Him in Lakor by the portal enterance."
*The army steps back into the portal, and just as it closes, the faint outline of a larger, quite real portal appears some distance away*
Uses tweezers to pull out all nose hair except for one, Takes that one nose hair and swings LordofBattle around and around and around.again above my head and I finally let go and he flushed off to Kingdom Come...
*I draw a massive amount of power from the milestone of post #50, some of which goes into expending the portal, but most of which is kept on me to prepare for the fight* *An hour later, the portal is almost ready. My army is prepared. Balance Dragons fill the sky in the Lakorian side of the portal. My Greater Shapeshifter commanders have taken command of their battalions. The Invasion has begun*
(I invite everyone to fight me - I will be quite op)
- Last edited on 11-Dec-2014 22:37:28 by LordOfBatt1e