StoatáKingsaid: It is with great joy and righteous anger that I declare myself an anti-member of Grief.
I bring a dire message to my anti-clanmates. I have perceived a new enemy amongst us. Everywhere on these forums we see the terrible consequences of knowledge. Smart-assery, and pedantry wax monstrous to plague us. Filthy maggots of expertise gnaw on the rotting corpse of the rsof community. This is not balanced. Guthix looks on in dismay. We must declare war on knowledge!
Therefore, in addition to my existing role of high priest, I have also appointed myself Professor of Ignorance. Attendance at my seminars, at which I shall never be present, is compulsory. There you will be taught, in my absence, how to refuse to learn. Knowledge breeds heresy. The Truth is subjective. We will kill it with grief, fire and relativism.
Stoat, you are genius. "Anti-member". Yes. I like it. How appropriate. I have accordingly renamed an entire classification of membership for this purpose.