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23rd of December

Hi and welcome to the
Christmas Countdown Advent-ure

Today is a simple challenge, weĺre asking you to
write your best Christmasy Joke below.

As with the other creative competitions, your submissions won't be hidden.

The funniest will win
Silver Premier Club!

However, I can assue you, it won't be as funny as mine:

What do you call an old snowman?


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22-Nov-2018 14:46:28 - Last edited on 30-Nov-2018 15:05:49 by ModáMeadows

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What do you call a bunch of chess players bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer!
"It is our attitude at the beginning of a difficult undertaking which, more than anything else, will determine its successful outcome' - William James.

20-Dec-2018 13:14:31



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I hope this counts, I love limericks!

Christmas Eve, Santa was out late one night
And came upon a man, passed out by the holiday lights
He awoke with great fear
And spilled his "Christmas Beer"
And said he'd be taking Santa's milk and cookies tonight

Santa protested, and put up a fight
But the man would not relent, he knew it was right
To steal from Saint Nick
Oh, what an evil trick
To which Santa beckoned, "Come what might"

The man shouted "Now get out of here!"
And Santa gave him a look, quite the leer
Santa pulled out his list
Looking really quite pi.....tiful
And told him quite sternly, "Those are from last year"

20-Dec-2018 15:09:59



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What do you call the part in a contract that deals with Christmas?

The Santa Clause.
Why do people think I'm crazier than a room full of foxes in a psychiatric ward? Do they ever stop to think how the foxes got in there in the first place?
Why ask a question you think you want the answer to, yet know you will regret knowing?

20-Dec-2018 15:16:41 - Last edited on 20-Dec-2018 15:17:11 by arcbladeákb

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A kid asks his mother: "mom, can I have a new stuffed animal for Christmas?"
The mother says: "but darling, you still have plenty of funny and nice stuffed animals?"
The kid says: "well... I'm also still funny and nice, yet you're replacing me with another baby..."

20-Dec-2018 15:49:17

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What's a Snowman's favorite food?

Chilly Dogs!
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