Goblin Slayer

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I got the assignment. It was time. Those filthy goblins would die.
I took up my steel sword and iron armor. If I died, they'd get nothing from me.

I tracked down their nest to the east of the city, on the other side of the river.

It was easy. Too easy. But they never saw me coming.

I screamed out "DIE YOU FILTHY GOBLIN!!!" as I slashed at it with my sword. It went down in an instant.
I turned and saw the second one and bashed it with my shield. It died too.
Again and again, I went after them. Slashing, stabbing bashing. 10. 20. 30. 40. 50?
The assignment was for only 30. Yet there were more. they just kept popping up. There was no end to them.

Finally, another adventurer walked by. "Dude. Uh. What are you doing?"
I coldly stared at him. "I'm killing goblins."
He shrugged. "I can see that. Why? Training?"
"No. I'm Goblin Slayer. I was told there were goblins here. I took the assignment to kill goblins."
He looked surprised. "OOOOOHHHHHH!! You're on a Slayer Assignment. Guess that makes sense."
I just stared at him blankly. "Yes."
He looked at me again "So you're just killing more goblins then? Why?"
"Because I'm Goblin Slayer."
He just stared. "OK."
But something troubled me. "But tell me. Why?"
He was puzzled "Why 'what'?"
"Why do the goblins keep coming back after I kill them?"
He shrugged. "Dude. Wrong meta. Don't roleplay here. These things spawn forever. Kill 1, and it respawns like 5 seconds later."
I couldn't believe it. "What?"
He laughed. "Yeah man. I get what you're trying to do. But ... uh ... main wanna pick a different anime."

I sighed. Well that was 20 minutes wasted ....
Are you questioning my insanity or my incompetence?
Some seek refuge in audacity. I seek refuge in absurdity.

16-Jan-2019 15:26:03

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