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Shadow 1561

Shadow 1561

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Farming.
Boring.
Slow.
Agonising.
The very word is more than enough to make you vomit with rage and embed your seed dibber in someone's knee.
For years I sat, frustrated at the skill, yearning for a solution to every problem I had with Farming. There had to be another way instead of planting things over and over again; there had to be a more fun and quick way.
And then it came to me. VINESWE-*sneeze*
Sorry.
And then it came to me. WEEDS!
Overlooked since the dawn of Farming's existence, weeds are by far the quickest way to turn that 1 into a 99, standing proudly next to its watering can in your skills interface. They're quick, they're easy and you'll make millions!
Here's how you can start using the Farming technique that's taken all of RuneScape by storm using a simple 6 step guide!
Items needed: Ectophial, Explorer's ring 3 or higher
STEP 1: Use Ectophial to teleport to the Ectofuntus.
STEP 2: Run West to the farming patch.
STEP 3: Rake weeds.
STEP 4: Use Explorer's ring 3 (or higher) to teleport to the cabbage patch North-West of Draynor Village.
STEP 5: Run North to the farming patch.
STEP 6: Rake weeds.
And that's all there is to it. One portion of weeds from a farming patch rakes you in (see what I did there?) a whopping 4 XP. At that rate, all you need is 3,258,608 weeds and that Farming skillcape is yours! You'll be done in no time!

14-Sep-2010 14:25:18 - Last edited on 14-Sep-2010 14:25:50 by Shadow 1561

Shadow 1561

Shadow 1561

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Speaking of time, here's just how long it'll take.
Assuming you can rake all 16 portions of weeds at each farming patch in the five minutes it takes for the others to replenish, you're looking at 64 XP per five minutes.
That's 12.8 XP per minute.
That's 768 XP per hour.
768 XP PER HOUR!
IT'LL ONLY TAKE YOU 16972 HOURS FOR 99!

Now, let's be realistic for a moment. Not everybody can play for 16972 hours straight; that's ridiculous, so we'll cut it back. Let's say you only play for 6 hours a day. You'll have 99 farming in JUST 2829 DAYS! THAT'S ONLY 7.75 YEARS!

So what're you waiting for? Grab your Ectophial and get raking!

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Advanced Farmers see my post on page 9.
Bonus XP weekenders see 9destroyer's post on page 15.

14-Sep-2010 14:26:07 - Last edited on 23-Oct-2016 12:03:49 by Shadow 1561

Eshtaol

Eshtaol

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Dis guide is totally legit and awsum. Dis is how I got 99 farming, and it was the best 7.5 years of my lyfe.
Oh, and I support.

14-Sep-2010 14:36:24 - Last edited on 14-Sep-2010 14:39:30 by Eshtaol

Silver Snake

Silver Snake

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You forgot to add that with 3 million weeds you could make 3 MILLION buckets of compost making 1 BILLION coins!
EDIT: Okay I exaggerated it but still, 500 MILLION!

15-Sep-2010 01:47:29 - Last edited on 15-Sep-2010 01:48:24 by Silver Snake

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