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Trewavas
Jun Member 2014

Trewavas

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This sprang to mind. :) (always wanted to write a decent parody of this one)

Double, Double, Double!
Parody of Money Money Money, by ABBA.

I grind all night I grind all day,
To build the fires I need to light!
Ain't it warm?
And still there never seems to be
A single ash-pile sat on floors,
Drives me mad!

With my xp rate, I gotta plan,
If I got me a weekend bam!
I wouldn't have to grind at all,
I'd clan around and light bonfires...

Double, double, double!
Double xp!
In the RuneScape lands!
Alter, alter, alter!
Never works now!
In the rich peeps house!

Ah, all the skills I could grind!
If we had a double exp!
In the RuneScape world,
In the RuneScape world!

A man like Vic is hard to find
But I can't get him off my mind
Buy a bond!
And if he happens to be free
I bet he wouldn't appear for me!
Grab your wand!

So I must train, I have to grind!
In Arc Islands or Menaphos!
And win a fortune from a clue,
My double gains would never be the same...

Double, double, double!
Double xp!
In the RuneScape lands!
Alter, alter, alter!
Always runin'
In the rich peeps house!

Aah, all the skills I could grind!
If we had a double exp!
In the RuneScape world!

Double, double, double!
Double xp!
In the RuneScape lands!
Alter, alter, alter!
Always runin'
In the rich peeps house!

Ah, all the skills I could grind!
If we had a double exp!
In the RuneScape world,
In the RuneScape world!
R
uneScapian

R
hapsody

16-Jul-2019 22:28:29 - Last edited on 16-Jul-2019 22:29:37 by Trewavas

Jamandy52
Dec Gold Premier Club Member 2008

Jamandy52

Posts: 14,220Opal Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile
Trewavas said:
This sprang to mind. :) (always wanted to write a decent parody of this one)

Double, Double, Double!
Parody of Money Money Money, by ABBA.

I grind all night I grind all day,
To build the fires I need to light!
Ain't it warm?
And still there never seems to be
A single ash-pile sat on floors,
Drives me mad!

With my xp rate, I gotta plan,
If I got me a weekend bam!
I wouldn't have to grind at all,
I'd clan around and light bonfires...

Double, double, double!
Double xp!
In the RuneScape lands!
Alter, alter, alter!
Never works now!
In the rich peeps house!

Ah, all the skills I could grind!
If we had a double exp!
In the RuneScape world,
In the RuneScape world!

A man like Vic is hard to find
But I can't get him off my mind
Buy a bond!
And if he happens to be free
I bet he wouldn't appear for me!
Grab your wand!

So I must train, I have to grind!
In Arc Islands or Menaphos!
And win a fortune from a clue,
My double gains would never be the same...

Double, double, double!
Double xp!
In the RuneScape lands!
Alter, alter, alter!
Always runin'
In the rich peeps house!

Aah, all the skills I could grind!
If we had a double exp!
In the RuneScape world!

Double, double, double!
Double xp!
In the RuneScape lands!
Alter, alter, alter!
Always runin'
In the rich peeps house!

Ah, all the skills I could grind!
If we had a double exp!
In the RuneScape world,
In the RuneScape world!


You did not disappoint. Now im going to be singing it all DXP. <3
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16-Jul-2019 23:42:34

Rooh
Jan
fmod Member
2006

Rooh

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Just checking to see if you'd done a double xp song.
Of course you have :D
My morning poem: "Coffee, coffee, coffee, everyone shut up. Coffee."

26-Jul-2019 15:09:12

Trewavas
Jun Member 2014

Trewavas

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Well, I have now completed a first draft of my thesis! I'll try and work on some more songs, but I'm also writing a set of short stories and two different poetry books lol.


Time for a song though!

Rooh said:
Just checking to see if you'd done a double xp song.
Of course you have :D


Of course! :D
R
uneScapian

R
hapsody

02-Aug-2019 00:51:40 - Last edited on 02-Aug-2019 00:52:27 by Trewavas

Trewavas
Jun Member 2014

Trewavas

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Poison

Parody of Poison, by Alice Cooper.

Your cruel device
Elf traps, they splice
One step, could kill
My laugh, you're Tw-'ill'!

I wanna hunt you but I better not spy (no spy!)
I wanna shoot you but the forums tell me to stop!
I wanna laugh at you but you're purple too much (too much!)
I wanna hug you but your skin is a purple-like poison!
Elf poison running through your veins!
You're poisoned!
I don't wanna spring their traps!

Your pengs, so lost!
Your Hill, what cost?
Your Froud, your Sarge!
Elf lands, so large!

I hear you yelping and it's grenwalls and shoots (and shoots!)
I wanna help you just to hear you screaming for pengs,
Don't wanna pot you but you're in a pit trap (pit trap!)
I wanna grab you but your skin's a venomous poison!
Elf poison running through your veins!
You're poisoned!
I don't wanna hunt that peng!
Poison!

One step, could kill
My laugh, you're Tw-'ill'!

I wanna hunt you but I better not spy (no spy!)
I wanna shoot you but the forums tell me to stop!
I wanna laugh at you but you're purple too much (too much!)
I wanna hug you but your skin is a purple-like poison!
Elf poison running through your veins!
You're poisoned!
I don't wanna spring their traps!

Poison


I wanna hunt you but I better not spy (no spy!)
I wanna shoot you but the forums tell me to stop!
I wanna laugh at you but you're purple too much (too much!)
I wanna hug you but your skin is a purple-like poison!
Yeah, well, I don't wanna spring their traps!
Poison (Poison!)
Runnin' deep inside your veins!
Achin' deep inside your brain (wha brain?)
Poisoning! (poison!)
I don't wanna meet my grave!
Poison!
(Poison!)Why don't you wear a quiver Twill? (poison!)
R
uneScapian

R
hapsody

09-Aug-2019 17:21:26 - Last edited on 09-Aug-2019 17:25:29 by Trewavas

Twillow
Aug
fmod Gold Premier Club Member
2005

Twillow

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The Poison song resonates with me. lol
We'll let you skip puzzles when you let us skip bosses. ~Foxxie

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12-Aug-2019 13:57:13

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