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Name of Country: Porschestan
Country Type: Neutral, but will defend itself
Government Type: Communist
Ruler: Porsche102
Civilians: Porschestani
Population #: 14,633
Economy: Mainly substinence farming. Exports include plastic drinking straws, shoelaces, clothes hangers, and iron ore
Currency: Porschestani Dollar (¶)
Troops # (No more then 35k): 709
Types of Soldiers: A small militia
Military Tech (weapons and defence): Our city is defended by tall mountains. Our troops fight with AK-47s, rocket propelled grenade launchers, rocks, a Jeep Cherokee that has been transformed into a tank, and anything else they can find
Anything else you want to add: Recently our miners have been mining under one of our mountains and have discovered a massive deposit of iron ore.

20-Nov-2008 02:51:53 - Last edited on 20-Nov-2008 23:37:09 by Porsche102

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COMBAY, Porschestan - A mine collapse has killed 6 people and trapped hundreds, according to an official government statement. The mine, located just 5 miles north of Combay, produces about 30 tons of iron ore per day. The collapse occured when flammable gases exploded about 100 feet into the mine shaft. Six bodies have been found in the rubble and workers are working frantically to dig through the rocks to free approximately 200 miners trapped on the other side. Mining is the biggest industry in Porschestan and this mine is the third largest in the country.

« TRADE »
Selling 1,000 tons of iron ore, ¶500 per ton

[ Country Information on Page 44, Post 2 ]

20-Nov-2008 23:32:36

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« Porschestan Inventory »

Population: 14,633
Troops: 709
Money: *12,955,018
Weapons: 532 AK-47s, 113 RPGs, 1 armored vehicle

To the post above, okay! I will. :)
Name of Country: Porschestan
Name of Land: Tajikistan
Is it real or fictional: Real
Did you just conquer it from someone? No

20-Nov-2008 23:58:45 - Last edited on 21-Nov-2008 00:00:55 by Porsche102

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COMBAY, Porschestan - Citizens filled the streets in celebration after the world community has begun to recognize Porschestan as a soverign state. Despite the celebration, there are still hundreds of miners trapped in a collapsed mine shaft. O_o

21-Nov-2008 00:06:42

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COMBAY, Porschestan - The mine collapse that occured earlier this morning has ended in tragedy. Rescue miners finally broke through the rubble and discovered 216 dead miners inside the mine shaft, which is still filled with toxic gases. Porschestan's population dropped from 14,633 to 14,417 in one day. Almost 1% of the country's population was killed, making this the worst disaster in Porschestan history.
In other news, the people of Porschestan still celebrate the birth of a new nation in the streets. So far, one person has been killed. She was hit by a bus while running through a busy intersection holding a Porschestani flag. :P

21-Nov-2008 01:25:12

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COMBAY, Porschestan - As one thousand citizens of Terroria were brought into the capital today via truck, many citizens began questioning their arrival. One man, thinking it was an invasion, gathered a small army of people celebrating the founding of Porschestan and sucessfully hijacked one truck as it drove by. The truck was stuck in the large crowds of people celebrating in the streets and was soon overrun by police, but not after having been lit on fire. Citizens began throwing things towards the scene and soon the military was called in to send all the people home before it turned into a riot. All people aboard the truck safely survived the ordeal.
In other news, the economy of Porschestan grew enormously today as 1,000 skilled workers from Terroria began working at manufacturing jobs and mines. :)

21-Nov-2008 02:18:27 - Last edited on 21-Nov-2008 02:20:31 by Porsche102

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COMBAY, Porschestan - Porschestan mourned the loss of 200+ miners today. Further inspection of where the cave-in occured has led to the discovery of a large pocket of fossil fuels. The government announced today that they plan on using the fuel to develop rocket fuel, and the Space Administation plans on beginning rocket construction within the month. Porschestan, a tiny country with more homeless people than automobiles, plans on launching a rocket into space within 5 years. General Irkeyam of the Porschestani Army commented by saying, "You know, maybe the death of all those miners wasn't such a bad thing!"

21-Nov-2008 23:59:56 - Last edited on 22-Nov-2008 00:00:17 by Porsche102

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ZARAFSHONABAD, Porschestan - Porschestan Space Technology Inc. has developed the first prototype rocket engine that will be used to propel the nation's first rocket into space. The prototype is the size of a Buick. The rocket currently has no fuel source due to the absence of any rocket fuel in Porschestan. O_o

22-Nov-2008 01:59:06

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MT. KHUJAND, Porschestan - Dynastiland has built an embassy on top of volcanic Mt. Khujand, 30 miles west of Combay. Due to the frequent small eruptions of the volcano, Porschestan's leaders gladly agreed to let them build an embassy up there. An interview with the Supreme Dictator revealed, "This should be a good show, seeing how long it takes for them to get wiped out up there. Why would anyone want to build an embassy on top of an active volcano? Most other countries build their embassies down here, in the lovely city of Combay."
However, many citizens support Dynastiland and its choice of real estate. "Looking at the amount of crime down here in the capital, it's no wonder they think the top of an active volcano is safer!" remarked a citizen, who was later beaten by government police.
Porschestan looks forward to your embassy, no matter where it is! :D

22-Nov-2008 07:28:10

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MT. KHUJAND, Porschestan - The embassy at the top of this volcano has invited Porschestan's leaders to come see a new lava submarine that we've been given, a government spokesperson said today. The Supreme Dictator gladly accepted the gift and began instructing national scientists and engineers to discover how it works. Also, construction on a lava submarine base has begun at the top of the volcano.

23-Nov-2008 23:23:51

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(see Page 63, Post 1)
COMBAT, Porschestan - Citizens were outraged today when Djinnaken announces that usage of fossil fuels will not be tolerated. Porschestan is a very poor country from central Asia and the impact of this is enormous. The government, fearing an invasion from Djinnaken, closed all gas stations within the country. All motorized transport has been halted. The country's space program has been ruined. Porschestan has been reduced to horse drawn carriages due to the absence of better technology.
In other news, a terrorist group released a video today condemning the actions of Djinnaken and promising death and destruction if the bans were not soon removed. The Porschestan government condemns the terrorists and their actions.

25-Nov-2008 03:41:47

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123x*z8 of Neros:
The Supreme Dictator of Porschestan accepts your offer to lend us 10 scientists to convert all of our machinery to running on masonite. Thanks!
(Also, what is masonite? We want to know if we can mine for it here in Porschestan or if we have to buy it from someone else.)

26-Nov-2008 00:10:43

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123x*z8 of Neros,
Thank you for your help in developing my poor nation. Hopefully we can find some masonite under one of our mountains. We seem to have a lot of iron ore, but nothing else. There's also pockets of fossil fuels out in the desert but there's no use in drilling that because it's illegal on Earth.
You are our only ally and we hope it last a long time! :)

26-Nov-2008 03:54:14

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¨ˆ´´˜“°'*ªºª*'°”`˜`ˆ Porschestan Inventory ˆ´´˜“°'*ªºª*'°”`˜`ˆ¨

« Territories »
• Tajikistan

« Stats »
• Population: 19,452
• Military Size: 914
* Wealth: ¶52,000,000

* Weapons »
• AK-47s
• RPGs
• Armored Jeeps

« Technology »
• Lava Submarines (thanks to Dynastiland)
• Oil to Masonite Conversion Plants (thanks to Neros)

« Research in Progress »
• Rocket engines
• Rocket fuel (our prototype is now illegal)

27-Nov-2008 03:29:58 - Last edited on 27-Nov-2008 03:30:12 by Porsche102

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COMBAY, Porschestan - The Supreme Dictator of Porschestan is rumored to have invited the President of Neros, 123x*z8, to Combay for a tour of the grand capital. The visit, scheduled for next week, is planned to go off without any problems. The military has been assigned to guard the streets and protect the President of Neros from any threats.
It is still unknown why anyone would dislike the President of Neros, seeing as he has helped every citizen of our country. The government promises that the trip will be safe. :)

In other news, the barren wasteland of southern Porschestan is now dotted with oil wells as people begin extracting the massive oil deposits there. The oil is then shipped by train to a large Oil to Masonite refinery in East Combay. Transportation in the capital is once again up and running!

27-Nov-2008 03:38:03 - Last edited on 27-Nov-2008 03:45:14 by Porsche102

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COMBAY, Porschestan - Today a magnitude 8.4 earthquake was felt in Combay, although it was believed to be an 8.7 at the epicenter. Massive property damage occured during the 22 minutes of continuous ground shaking. This is the first earthquake in Porschestan history, but some professors are skeptical that it was an earthquake at all. "The earthquake's epicenter is located about 200 miles southwest of Combay. There's no fault there!" said one of the professors. "In fact, there's supposed to be a military base in that area. What could have happened?"
All communication within 50 miles of the epicenter has been cut off. The cause of the earthquake is still unknown. O_o

28-Nov-2008 20:05:47

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COMBAY, Porschestan - 13,000 workers from Neros, tons of supplies from Sol Solis, and a few more workers from Pwnage Land were all on hand to assist in rebuilding efforts in and around the capital city today. In case you didn't feel it, a massive earthquake destroyed much of the city earlier this morning. The cause of the earthquake is still not confirmed.
The government fears that the earthquake was caused by an explosion at a top secret military facility out in the deserts of southern Porschestan. The government reluctantly admitted that, "Yes, we did have a massive amount of gasoline present at the base. We know it's illegal, but we put it there before it was! We were trying to make rocket fuel out of it while also making it burn clean. Our scientists were trying to mix it with masonite and loads of other chemicals in order to make an eco-friendly rocket fuel."
One of the relief workers from Neros, who is also a geologist, told us a few more chilling facts about the landscape in the Porschestan desert. "Under the desert sands lie many pockets of fossil fuels. The Porschestani people have been drilling into them for a while now."
Another interesting fact about the situation came from an unlikely source. A terrified looking soldier walking around the city streets today was interviewed by our news crew. He said that he was on a special visit to the capital city and that his whole family was still living at the base when the disaster occured. Without thinking, he told us that government engineers had linked all the pockets of fossil fuels with pipelines to more easily extract them. "If one pocket were to catch fire, they'd all go up in flames! It's basically an enormous underground web of highly flammable material!" No further information was available from this source because he was taken by government police and beaten senseless with batons.

29-Nov-2008 05:49:05

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(CONTINUED) - The government of Porschestan still hasn't ruled out the possibility of a terrorist attack. No information is available at this time because all would-be witnesses are dead. The area within a 30 mile radius of the rocket fuel factory has been turned to dust, according to a government agent who was one of the first on the scene. "There are fires burning everywhere and the factory is nowhere to be seen. The desert sand has been turned to glass from the heat!"
The government is relying heavily on the efforts of our allies and thanks them dearly for their help. Until the cause of this disaster is found we shall keep looking! A terrorist attack seems the most likely cause of this disaster, besides a simple mistake by a plant employee. There's no reason for terrorists to attack Porschestan though... :|

29-Nov-2008 05:54:52

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COMBAY, Porschestan - The city has been rebuilt! Well, not entirely.. but the water, gas, electricity, sewers, and other services are all back up and running. The railroad going from the airport to downtown has been fixed. Many homes on the edge of the city have been 100% repaired, the only things in need of repair now are the tall buildings in downtown who were more damaged than anything else.
Also, Porschestan wonders if the new Djinnaken country will legalize fossil fuels? We'd really like to get our rocket fuel completed so we can launch something into space. Since our country's fossil fuels were all decimated in the recent explosions, we are going to expand our country to include our neighbors.

30-Nov-2008 18:22:50

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Name of Country: Porschestan
Name of Land: Uzbekistan
Is it real or fictional: Real
Did you just conquer it from someone? No

Name of Country: Porschestan
Name of Land: Kyrgyzstan
Is it real or fictional: Real
Did you just conquer it from someone? No

30-Nov-2008 18:25:22

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Djinn Spell, what is your country formally called?
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COMBAY, Porschestan - The government of Porschestan is increasing border security after the people of former Djinnaken claimed that they would be coming into the country. The government believes these people to be miners. A large part of the Porschestan economy is based on mining, so mine security has also been increased. "We haven't been the best of friends with former Djinnaken in the past, we are afraid of what they could do if they got into the country" commented the Supreme Dictator.

02-Dec-2008 02:53:13

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THE BORDER, Porschestan - The Porschestani army backed down today after receiving news that the nomadic people coming into his country were neither an invading army nor a bunch of refugees. "I don't care what they do out in the desert, and they can come in the city as long as they obey all of my laws!" The Supreme Dictator was given a fine piece of nomadic art today and it has been placed in the National Museum for all to see. So far, people are enjoying the presence of the nomads.

03-Dec-2008 02:55:19

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THE SAME PLACE THAT HAD A MASSIVE EXPLOSION, Porschestan - Ever since the rocket fuel plant was rebuilt scientists have been working on designing a new rocket fuel to meet environmental standards. Today the rocket fuel was complete! The government won't tell when or where they will test it, though. I'm sure we'll know after there's been a massive explosion somewhere. Haha, our government is the wor... hey who are you... AAH! ^_^

04-Dec-2008 02:24:25

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COMBAY, Porschestan - The Porschestan Sun, the national newspaper, is investigating the death of a journalist that occured in daytime hours here at our office in downtown (See page 109, post 9). The government and city police both refuse to help us find out who did it, and the cause of the death is unknown. He will be greatly missed! On the bright side, I get his job! Does that make me a bad person? O_o
« PORSCHESTAN LAND LIST »
- Tajikistan (pop: 32,016)
- Uzbekistan (pop: 8,559)
- Kyrgyzstan (pop: 2,325)

[ Oh and Roccodog34 it's okay if you steal my news format. I think it makes it a lot easier to read, plus it looks like a real newspaper. ]

04-Dec-2008 22:00:06 - Last edited on 04-Dec-2008 22:04:51 by Porsche102

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COMBAY, Porschestan - The government of Porschestan is seeking to purchase many weapons from any country willing to sell them. While the cause behind all of this is still unknown by the public, it can only mean one thing: war.
The government wishes to buy:
- 3,000 AK-47s
- 300 tanks
- 50 artillery guns
- 700 troop transport trucks
Any nation willing to sell us these things just post what you're selling in your next post. Thank you. :)

05-Dec-2008 01:53:14

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COMBAY, Porschestan - The government later announced today that they were planning on buying the weapons for the invasion of neighboring Turkmenistan, a territory unclaimed by any one nation. Turkmenistan, however, has a large military force and cannot be conquered by simply annexing it, as Porschestan did with Uzbekistan and Kyrgyzstan. The government was hoping for a surprise attack but that seems impossible now. The Supreme Dictator commented earlier, "We are disgusted with the way the world views us. Does mighty Porschestan demand that other nations tell us their military plans beforehand? No! Now our chances of taking Turkmenistan have been lessened severely and they will be heavily defended! They may even invade us first!" The Supreme Dictator then picked up the podium he was speaking from and threw it out into the audience. Two people were injured, one is in critical condition.

05-Dec-2008 02:28:50

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COMBAY, Porschestan - The Supreme Dictator, after having calmed down, received news that Porschestan would be aided in the invasion of Turkmenistan by warships. While the offer was kind indeed, the Supreme Dictator would like to point out that Turkmenistan is a landlocked nation. Even though it borders the Caspian Sea, it's coastline is still impossible to reach from anywhere else on Earth, other than the Caspian Sea and the rivers flowing into it. :P

05-Dec-2008 02:42:20

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COMBAY, Porschestan - Porschestan is now allied with the friendly country ruled by E Chip, according to an official government speech by the Supreme Dictator earlier this morning. The alliance has guaranteed a joint attack on Turkmenistan. Porschestan will invade by land while E Chip's ships shoot missiles from the ocean thousands of miles away. Waterice Man, another world leader, has also offered the usage of an aquatic assault craft to be utilized in the invasion. The effectiveness of this is uncertain, considering Porschestan has no coastline. The Supreme Dictator, however, seemed to be thankful for the generosity of other countries who support Porschestan and our communist government.

SUPREME DICTATOR'S OFFICE, Porschestan - Shortly after the Supreme Dictator gave his speech mentioned in the article above, a bomb went off in the crowd, killing 122 people and injuring hundreds more. The explosion was believed to have been an assassination attempt on our great leader by the military of Turkmenistan. Military reports from towns near the border with Turkmenistan also confirm that the military there has been mobilized and each day the size of the army grows. Invasion seems imminent.

DEPARTMENT OF INDUSTRY OFFICE, Porschestan - The Porschestani Department of Industry received a report today from the Scarab Tribe that an oil to masonite factory on the edge of Combay was not following regulations, according to yet another official government report. The report claims that the factory is only using half of the required masonite, thus making it illegal. The tribesmen even threatened to attack the factory and the government if the problem was not fixed immediately. The government is still investigating the claim, an official response will probably come out later, but I don't know. I'm just a journalist.

06-Dec-2008 04:32:54

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COMBAY, Porschestan - The head of the Porschestani Department of Trade was sent to a mental hospital earlier today after warning the Supreme Dictator that our country was going to be invaded by trees if we did not act now.
In other news, the government finally responded to the reported illegal practices of an oil company near Combay. The Supreme Dictator, who was almost killed earlier that day, gave another speech in the same spot that the attempted assassination took place. His speech went like this:
"Good people of Porschestan, these are troublesome times! A massive army in Turkmenistan grows, ready to invade our homeland! Our beautiful capital is still being rebuilt after the massive earthquake that destroyed it all a month ago! Terrorists from Turkmenistan attempted to kill me earlier this morning in this very spot! And now, in our most critical hours, the nomadic people allowed to live in Porschestan dare raise a pathetic issue and demand action immediately? I have more important things to worry about than the environment at this moment. The oil company is a privately owned drilling company that sells its oil-masonite mix to a government controlled rocket fuel facility. The government is in no way responsible for the actions of this company who has long been our loyal trading partner. The nomads have promised to attack the company, and later the governent, if we did not meet their demands! Who do they think they are? I am the great and courageous Supreme Dictator of Porschestan! They have no authority to tell me what to do! I am gracious enough to allow them to live in my lovely country and they do this in return? Their promise of war is an outrage!" [ massive cheering ]

06-Dec-2008 06:19:07

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COMBAY, Porschestan - A world war seems imminent as the Supreme Dictator continues to build up his arsenal. Countries all over the world have mobilized their armies and are ready for all-out war. The Supreme Dictator has refused to act on the illegal fossil fuel plant situation, claiming that it's not the right of foreigners to monitor Porschestan's actions. He also said that the required regulations would cripple the economy of Porschestan, which has shifted from mining to fuel.

06-Dec-2008 21:31:42

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COMBAY, Porschestan - Porschestan began receiving free masonite today and all plants now meet the regulations set by the tribe in our country. While the conflicts between the native Porschestanis and the foreigners continues, at least a world war has been averted. That is, until the free masonite stops coming in. Also, a poll shows that 99% of all fossil fuel company owners in Porschestan hate the regulations.
In other news, another bomb went off in Combay today, killing 17. Turkmenistan has claimed responsibility for the attack and invasion seems inevitable. It's unknown what Porschestan plans to do now.

06-Dec-2008 21:45:54 - Last edited on 06-Dec-2008 21:48:05 by Porsche102

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THE BORDER, Porschestan - War has broken out between Turkmenistan and Porschestan! The army of Turkmenistan crossed the border in the mountains 15 miles north of the official border checkpoint. Hikers reported seeing large groups of men walking through the forest carrying guns. While the presence of the Turkmenistan army is not confirmed, Porschestan has crossed the border into Turkmenistan anyway. A large battle broke out near the town of Rudnik, resulting in 28 allied troops dead. 22 of the troops killed were from Porschestan, the other 6 were from other nations aiding us in our invasion of Turkmenistan.

« DEATH TOLL »
22 - Porschestan
5 - Pwnage-Land
1 - E Chip's country

07-Dec-2008 06:01:40 - Last edited on 07-Dec-2008 06:12:29 by Porsche102

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COMBAY, Porschestan - The Supreme Dictator will allow Waterice Man to build a defensive barrier along the southern border.
In other news, the battle for Turkmenistan rages on. Some towns in northern Porschestan, in the state of Uzbekistan, were attacked by the Turkmenistani army. The city of Chardzhou in Turkmenistan was captured today by a large army of only Porschestani soldiers. Random fighting occured in other parts of both countries today, and the death toll rises.

« DEATH TOLL »
153 - Porschestan
27 - Pwnage-Land
2 - E Chip's country
1 - Neros (it was a news reporter)
It's estimated that over 1,000 Turkmenistani soldiers have been killed. 4,000 civilians have been killed in Porschestan so far, the number of civilians killed in Turkmenistan is unknown.

07-Dec-2008 19:02:18

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COMBAY, Porschestan - A worker at Combay Oil was killed today after his heavy snow gear got caught in a massive set of gears, according to a report from the factory. The worker was wearing the snow gear because inside the factory is freezing cold. It's winter in Porschestan and the nomads of Djinnaken threatened to destroy the factory unless the smoke stopped coming out of the chimneys. The company owner said, "We don't want to be destroyed so we ordered the workers to put out the fires keeping the building warm. The next day, everyone came to work wearing snow gear and found the inside of the building to be freezing cold." The owner also added, "What do the nomads want us to do? Have masonite wood?!"

08-Dec-2008 04:09:38

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ASHGABAT, Turkmenistan - The capital city of Turkmenistan was conquered today by the combined efforts of 4 countries. After a week of fighting on the edges of the city, the defenses finally gave out and the city is now being searched for any remaining soldiers. Porschestani tanks weave their way through the rubble of destroyed buildings and the flaming war vehicles left in the streets as they make their way towards the center of the city. When Porschestani soldiers looted the government offices of Turkmenistan the leader was nowhere to be seen. It's rumored that he escaped the city and now is roaming the countryside with his armies.
While the capital city and a few other cities have been captured, the vast expanses of barren desert and small villages still teem with enemy soldiers, according to a military report. However, this day has marked an important day in the history of Porschestan.
In response to winning our first war, the citizens of Porschestan filled the streets of Combay in celebration, looting and burning everything in sight. O_o

09-Dec-2008 00:09:49

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SOUTHERN TURKMENISTAN, Turkmenistan - A Nerosian fighter plane was shot down by Porschestani troops after they mistakenly believed it to be a Turkmenistani plane. The plane, which was fighting over the skies of Afghanistan, was shot down by Porschestani border guards along the Turkmenistan/Afghanistan border. Anti aircraft gunners operating a large surface to air missile launcher saw the plane flying nearby and launched a missile at it. The plane was hit in the left wing and spiraled to the ground. The gunners saw two men eject and parachute to the ground, but no further action was taken.
The locations of the two downed pilots is unknown, but Porschestani troops are looking for them. Also, the government has sent a $350 million check to Neros to replace the downed fighter.
The Porschestani military will not get involved in the conflict over Iceland, however. We are allied with both nations involved.

09-Dec-2008 02:41:51

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CHELEKEN, Turkmenistan - General Alamein was fatally shot in the head today, according to a military report. The city was supposedly cleared of enemy combatants when the general rode into the city in a truck. A Turkmenistani sniper shot through the truck's window, killing the general and wounding the driver.
The sniper was aprehended within minutes, and 3 soldiers were also killed trying to get to him. The sniper was beaten half to death before being brought out into the street and executed.
This newspaper took a snapshot of the execution right as it happened. The picture shows a big, muscular Porschestani soldier holding a pistol to the sniper's head. The sniper, down on his knees, is bloody from his beating and appears to be crying and very afraid. We have published the picture in today's paper, it's on the front page.
We have received many calls about the picture, all of them negative. Many people are very upset about the picture and are now beginning to doubt the justness of this war. A large anti-war rally, caused by this picture, has been planned for tomorrow.

[ The Porschestan Times newspaper apologizes for any emotional problems the picture on the front page may have caused. Please don't sue! ]

09-Dec-2008 23:40:18

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COMBAY, Porschestan - The government of Pwnage-Land is demanding that our great country pay for the death of an enemy soldier. In a speech earlier today, the Supreme Dicator came up with these questions:
1. Why should I pay reparations for the death of an enemy?
2. Who would I even pay this to?
3. I never signed any Geneva Convention, the great nation of Porschestan does at it wants!


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COMBAY, Porschestan - The Supreme Dictator has refused to pay reparations to the family of an enemy soldier who was killed last week. "My general was shot in the head, the sniper deserved the same." The Supreme Dictator also went on, saying, "Who is going to pay reparations to the family of the general and the other 3 killed?"
The Supreme Dictator has declared that the death was perfectly acceptable. "He was a man in uniform, it was okay for him to be killed. He is a good soldier, doing his duty, and managed to kill a Porschestani general. However, my soldiers' duty was to find him and kill him. We did."
In other news, Turkmenistan has officially been annexed by Porschestan. The territory entered the union as the 4th state, and now the soldiers have gone from conquering to protecting. The capital of the state of Turkmenistan, Ashgabat, is being rebuilt with a stunning new government office and other services.
Also, the Supreme Dictator has offered that all Turkmenistani soldiers who surrender have the option to join the Porschestani army. If they don't surrender, they will be found and killed.

10-Dec-2008 23:35:03

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