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Akoran

Akoran

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So, I´m currently fighting a terrible cold/fever combo, and I figured it´d be fun to come up with over-the-top excuses if you weren´t actually sick, but wanted the day off anyway.

GAME RULES:
The game is simple: The poster above you has explained why they cannot come to work this day. You first reply to this post, taking on the role of their boss. You obviously want them to come to work regardless, so you want to try to find a reason they need to come anyway. Afterwards, you make your own excuse as to why you cannot come to work that day (in the role of the employee).
DO NOT POST SOMETHING SERIOUS.
Don´t post something sorrounding a serious disease or accident. This is supposed to be fun, so aim for fun or non-sensical excuses (and replies) :)

Example;

Post above:

I can*t come to work today. I slipped on a banana peel. I need to nurse the banana peel back to health.

Next post:

I was at your house last night! You used up all the bananas to make us banana split for dessert! Come to work you lazybutt!

I can*t come to work today because I´m helping my moter pick out the colors for her personal quarters in NASA's next space shuttle. She´s old and can** figure out the difference between Egg Shell White and Crushed Wax Candle White.
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20-Mar-2015 23:41:41 - Last edited on 20-Mar-2015 23:46:21 by Akoran

Akoran

Akoran

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I´ve sent my boss a PowerPoint presentation titled "I am sick today". It includes an intro with several animated effects of snot and head coughing flying across the screen to the sound of fireworks. The next slide shows a screenshot of W*kipedia´s page on fevers, as well as an attached footnote about the common cold. The last slide is a blank, black slide with the words "Thanks for watching!" written in Comic Sans.
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20-Mar-2015 23:44:00

sir eos lee

sir eos lee

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We created bit that for that rejected cold relief marketing campaign last quarter!
All you did was change the text for the final scene.




My car is currently in repair to have the cam shaft position sensor replaced, but the part won't be avail until end of day.
(I should note that technically, you didn't say that the employee was the one who had to be sick. )

21-Mar-2015 00:04:32 - Last edited on 21-Mar-2015 00:05:45 by sir eos lee

Akoran

Akoran

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sir eos lee said:
(I should note that technically, you didn't say that the employee was the one who had to be sick. )

Akoran said:
Afterwards, you make your own excuse as to why you cannot come to work that day
(in the role of the employee)


yes I did ;)

Anyways;


You were given a company Se*way last week for this exact purpose when your car ran out of gas! If I don´t see you rollin', I´ll be hatin'!


I can*t come to work because my dog ate all my clean shirts.
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21-Mar-2015 00:11:22 - Last edited on 21-Mar-2015 00:14:03 by Akoran

Jokku23

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What about your dirty shirts? Clean them.

I can't come to work because I'm tired and if I don't sleep, I cannot sweep mines.
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21-Mar-2015 14:02:22

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