Saradomin and EDBDO

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Wowie, can you believe it's almost been a year since our last Saradomin thread?

Anyways, today we got a new quest about our ol' basement dwelling friend Evil Dave, and surprise surprise, we got to get to see Saradomin in Action! So, today we'll be talking about all that happened, mostly about #Saradoministlivesdontmatter.

As anyone on the Lore Forum can tell you, Saradomin, aka 'the ultimate good god', is
the one true god
, and everything he does, he does for the betterment of the world, and will go out of his way to protect his followers. I'm here to show you, that like usual, he doesn't give two craps about his followers and the fact they they are all pawns to him.

First off, let's take a look at a Tier list.

Wowie. Isn't it neat how Saradomin is a whole tier above Zamorak? Almost like he could stomp Zamorak without a second thought....

So in the quest, Saradomin decides to ambush Zamorak in Daemonheim. The first thing that happens when Saradomin's cover is blown is Zamorak kills one of his White Knights.

Then Saradomin sends wave after wave of his White Knights after Zamorak's Black Knights.


WOWIE, JUST WOWIE. Sure is protecting ones followers in here! And this isn't the only time we saw this exact same scenario. Remember Battle for Falador? White Knights died cause the ultimate good god didn't step in and stop the Black Knights. If Zamorak showed up, he would've been crushed. He also did this exact same crap during Sliske's Endgame.

Saradomin rips off wings. He kills Naragi Children. He's xenophobic and racist. And like usual, he doesn't do jack to protect his followers. There's a reason why the hashtag #Saradoministlivesdontmatter exists, it's to expose exactly this, he leaves his followers to die all the time. His followers are just pawns to him, pawns to throw away and die in his place.

"Your god's dead next time he's in a world event. "
-The Lore Community to our Saradominist Friends, Said During World Event 2, Proven During World Event 3.

28-Nov-2017 01:39:52 - Last edited on 28-Nov-2017 01:40:20 by CD_Paladin_C

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To be fair, Zamorak also sent in wave after wave of knights as well, and they were slaughtered, however that kinda goes with Zammy's philosophy, so nothing really wrong there (I mean, morally, it's fucked, but they kinda made their choice, so...).

*waiting for the propagandists to start popping up below*

Edit: I agree with you 100% in case that wasn't clear.

28-Nov-2017 02:46:01 - Last edited on 28-Nov-2017 02:46:53 by Elf of Seren

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So....he sends his military forces to do military stuff and it doesn't work out.

I'm not exactly a fan of Saradomin as a god, but this level of thinking is pretty ridiculous considering he's done way worse things in the past that we know about that are actually worth discussing. Then again, I guess it's not unexpected coming from you.
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28-Nov-2017 02:47:30

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Good points... Saradomin really is the worst. But it's not exactly anything that hasn't been explored before.
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29-Nov-2017 00:16:34



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It's noteworthy that, if I remember correctly, Saradomin says "We need to retreat" and then spends the rest of his time doing the exact opposite of that.
Although, considering just how little sense that makes, I feel like just ignoring it until the full transcripts are posted on the wiki and the J-mods make a statement about it themselves.
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29-Nov-2017 00:31:35



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Can I just mention how utterly and completely pointless that battle was? They're periodically killing knights in waves of 2. If Saradomin really was the god of wisdom he'd realise that it's better to focus fire on the one that's actually a threat and not pass time on an ant-stepping competition. -
I have noticed your kind does tend to blindly stumble forward towards danger simply because it exists. What is your word for that?
- We call it being a hero.

29-Nov-2017 01:07:59

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