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Amserdrwys said:
This just in, Azzanadra found out you also did not champion Zaros's cause in world event 1 and 2, and is even more dissapointed.

His disappointing level is now 'son, I'm disappoint'.


Furthermore, he found out that that you never side with Zaros by entering the purple portal in Castle Wars either. Same with Soul Wars.

Also he's disappointed that you didn't choose to give the Wand of Resurrection to Zaros in DoC as well.
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18-Apr-2014 10:35:14

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Azzanadra is disappointed that you chose to place Veldaban/the Consortium in charge of Keldagrim rather than Zaros.

He is also disappointed that you caught a fish in Fishing Contest instead of spending your time looking for a way to return Zaros.
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21-Apr-2014 04:29:39

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Azzanadra is disappointed that spent time training your Divination level to 75 for Fate of the Gods instead of finding another, faster way to return Zaros to Gielinor.

Azzanadra is also disappointed that you crafted the bow-sword for the assassin in Devious Minds rather than weaving Zaros a dark simulacrum-bow-sword.
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21-Apr-2014 10:02:00 - Last edited on 21-Apr-2014 10:02:24 by Dionysius

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Azzanadra is disappointed that you did not show your devotion to Zaros by using Ancient Magicks in the original Tutorial Island section where you must cast Air Strike on the chickens.

He is also disappointed that you allowed a Saradominist priest tell you about how Friend Chat works.
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23-Apr-2014 08:16:50

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Furthermore, Azzanadra is also disappointed that you helped them create a Bandos Pool at Oo'gloog rather than forcing them to create a Zaros Pool.

He is also disappointed that you did not steal the bones from the Rag n Bone Man's sack and bury them for Prayer experience so that you may better serve Zaros.
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29-Apr-2014 08:48:44

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Maiden China said:
An Aviansie said:

That reminds me. He's also disappointed that you don't drive a Ford Zaros. And no, the car doesn't exist, but that doesn't stop Azzanadra from being disappointed anyway!

I would so totally drive that car if it existed :P
I don't know much about cars so until you said it didn't exist, I was very excited...


Azzanadra is pleased that you spend your time worshipping Zaros rather than researching cars.
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29-Apr-2014 11:55:06

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Talja said:
Azzanadra is super jelly that we saw Zaros robeless.


Are you implying that Azzanadra hasn't? ;)


Azzanadra is disappointed that we did not champion the cause of Zaros in The Cook's Assistant by making Zaros a Cake Simulacrum, claiming that the cake is not a lie.
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30-Apr-2014 13:27:28 - Last edited on 30-Apr-2014 13:27:54 by Dionysius

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Azzanadra is disappointed that they are not making a series of videos called "The Road to Zaros City" which is, in actuality, the whole of Gielinor.

On that note, Azzanadra is disappointed that you have not yet conquered the entirety of Gielinor in the name of Zaros.
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27-Jul-2014 09:29:46

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Azzanadra is also disappointed that this thread has not been stickied to the top of the Lore forum yet.

But mainly, he is disappointed that the Lore Discussion forum has not been renamed the Praise Zaros forum.
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31-Jul-2014 09:06:34

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Azzanadra is disappointed that you did not give Zaros two divine dark simulacrums so that he has outfit change options so that he may always remain fabulous!

(this is ignoring the fact that you were not able to give him more than one simulacrum)
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04-Aug-2014 09:20:26

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Azzanadra is also disappointed that Jagex did not release "Zaros" as a character clean-up name in this first batch, but instead decided to go with A-C.


or maybe this is me that's disappointed in this, either way.
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05-Aug-2014 10:41:15

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Wahisietel said:
Dionysius said:
Azzanadra is also disappointed that Jagex did not release "Zaros" as a character clean-up name in this first batch, but instead decided to go with A-C.


or maybe this is me that's disappointed in this, either way.


Zaros is taken by an active player anyway, so it wouldn't be freed up.


Azzanadra is disappointed that you had to go and destroy my dreams Wahi!

Furthermore, he is disappointed that there has not been any decent new Zaros-related content in the last few weeks/months.
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09-Aug-2014 09:14:40

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Bilrach said:
Did you know? I once challenged Azzanadra to an arm wrestling contest. They say his arm is still at the bottom of Daemonheim.


Azzanadra is disappointed that you think that you could defeat him in an arm wrestling contest, clearly Azzanadra lifts bro.
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10-Aug-2014 14:35:27

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Apple iQuest said:
I really hope this doesn't get as big as the pillar thing when SitW was released. Because that was really bad. Azzanadra would be disappointed.


Azzanadra is disappointed that you would dare to question the might of the SitW Pillar - the secret weapon Zaros is planning to use to take on the Elder Gods.
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11-Aug-2014 10:30:25

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Azzanadra is somewhat disappointed that someone else dares to call themselves the "Dark Lord" when Zaros is both the Empty Lord and the divine embodiment of darkness. If anything, he should be the Dark Lord by right. The original Wise Old Man

12-Aug-2014 10:44:01

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Snufflapagus said:
Merlinz Heir said:
Why should Azzanadra just get to stomp around like a giant while the rest of us try not to get smushed under his big feet? Zaros is just as cute as Azzanadra, right? Zaros is just as smart as Azzanadra, people totally like Zaros just as much as they like Azzanadra, and when did it become okay for one person to be the boss of everybody because that's not what Gielinor is about! We should totally just STAB Azzanadra!


Azzanadra is disappointed that you compared him with Zaros. He is also infuriated that you believe that he is anywhere near the fabulousness of Zaros. Lastly, he shall probably kill you for attempting to shank him.


I don't know, going on his previous history he has a 0% success rate of not getting stabbed.

Azzanadra is disappointed that Sliske was not the Dark Lord, so that he could have extra reason to dislike him.
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17-Aug-2014 14:31:31

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Snufflapagus said:
Azzanadra is disappointed that people haven't been disappointing him lately.


Isn't that enough disappointment in itself?
Kerapac: No.

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Azzanadra is disappointed that Zaros doesn't have badass dialogue like Kerapac.
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26-Aug-2014 14:24:09

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Talonstalker said:
we really should start to keep track on all those disappointments.


Azzanadra is disappointed - he thought you were already keeping a very detailed journal with dates and times, apparently he was mistaken. His disappointment knows no bounds.
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28-Aug-2014 15:42:27

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Pale Wraith said:
Andrew668 said:
Azzanadra is disappointed you did not give the milk, flour and egg to Zaros.


I won't lie, this actually made me laugh the most.

Azzanadra is disappointed you didn't rescue the Zarosian guest during Recipe for Disaster.


Azzanadra is disappointed that you did not realize that Zaros was Gypsy Aris in disguise all along.

How on earth did you ever believe that some frail old woman was able to stop time completely in a localised and controlled environment without destroying the fabric of the universe? Clearly only Zaros could achieve such magnificent magicks.

Azzanadra is also disappointed that he did not receive an invitation to this feast. He was particularly looking forward to the preparation of his favourite dish - Zaros Sundae.
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31-Aug-2014 12:22:26

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Snufflapagus said:
Dionysius said:
Azzanadra is disappointed that this thread has not been stickied yet.


Winks at any passing JMod.

Very ostentatiously.


Azzanadra is disappointed that you passively persuade Jmods and not force the will of Zaros upon them.


You are correct. Forgive me Azzanadra.

However, Azzanadra is also disappointed that there have been five Road to Elf City videos and not a single Praise Zaros video by Jagex.
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07-Sep-2014 13:43:24 - Last edited on 07-Sep-2014 13:43:45 by Dionysius

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Snufflapagus said:
Dionysius said:
Snufflapagus said:
Dionysius said:
Azzanadra is disappointed that this thread has not been stickied yet.


Winks at any passing JMod.

Very ostentatiously.


Azzanadra is disappointed that you passively persuade Jmods and not force the will of Zaros upon them.


You are correct. Forgive me Azzanadra.

However, Azzanadra is also disappointed that there have been five Road to Elf City videos and not a single Praise Zaros video by Jagex.


Azzanadra is disappointed that Mod Jack has not made 1000's of Praise Zaros videos, as everyday is Praise Zaros day!


Azzanadra is disappointed that you think Zaros would be satisfied with a mere 1000's of videos praising him. He will not be satisfied until all videos are praise Zaros videos.
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08-Sep-2014 08:59:42

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Tyronator said:
Azzanadra is dissapointed you didn't champion the cause of Zaros during Murder Mystery by accusing and arresting Zamorak instead of Anna for his attempted murder.


this is one of my favourites so far.


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Azzanadra is disappointed that everyone is talking about this proposed Zamorak Heist quest and nobody cares to realise that the Catalyst will belong to Zaros before too long.
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11-Sep-2014 15:12:08

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Snufflapagus said:
Azzanadra is for once pleased with me for the fact that I reject the Zamorak's Heist quest idea. However, he is at the same time disappointed that I chose pirates and not Zaros.


Personally, I think Azzanadra is disappointed that Zamorak's quest hasn't won more Zarosian support. He highly doubts Zamorak would even be able to pull off such a heist, and even if he could, he thinks that Zamorak would be a much easier target to take the Stone from than Sliske.
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11-Sep-2014 23:52:41 - Last edited on 11-Sep-2014 23:53:28 by Dionysius

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Snufflapagus said:
Dionysius said:
Snufflapagus said:
Azzanadra is for once pleased with me for the fact that I reject the Zamorak's Heist quest idea. However, he is at the same time disappointed that I chose pirates and not Zaros.


Personally, I think Azzanadra is disappointed that Zamorak's quest hasn't won more Zarosian support. He highly doubts Zamorak would even be able to pull off such a heist, and even if he could, he thinks that Zamorak would be a much easier target to take the Stone from than Sliske.


Azzanadra is disappointed that it isn't Zemouregal that has the stone. If it was, then taking the stone back would be so simple, a small child selling doughnuts door to door could do it.


Or better yet, Enakhra.

Azzanadra is disappointed that the player base is nearly as excited for a quest about Spellcasting as they are about the Zamorak quest. He wants the Stone to come to Zaros sooner and therefore instructs everyone to vote for the Zamorak quest.
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12-Sep-2014 15:05:52

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Ascertes said:
Snufflapagus said:
Ascertes said:
Azzanadra is disappointed that you killed Elva** instead of Zaros in Dragon Slayer.


Azzanadra is both disappointed and infuriated that you would even think about killing Zaros. He was also most disappointed when he found out that the Runescape Gods Exposed series created by Te*noobshow did not feature Zaros as a main character.


Azzanadra is also disappointed that the new runecrafting D&D was called the Rune Goldberg Machine and not the Zaros Purpleberg machine.


He is even further disappointed that you have not considered just feeding your excess runes to Zaros so that he may gain in power. Omni-Zaros.
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16-Sep-2014 12:09:37

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Wahisietel said:
Azzanadra is disappointed that you did not champion the cause of Zaros in Plague's end by reuniting the Dark Lord with the other parts of Seren. He is also disappointed that you did not even tell Zaros that you had killed part of his sister.

Velia said:
Wahisietel said:
Stahp copying me pls.
ur post was the last of a previous page i thought i read already, so tuff it out nerd-jarrat.


It wasn't just you, Dionysius's one is also pretty much identical to what I posted. They were fairly obvious jokes so I don't think you copied them intentionally :P.


Azzanadra is disappointed in me for not reading Wahi's post on the previous page before posting about his disappointment.

However Azzanadra is even more disappointed that Jagex are putting all this development time in to rebuilding the Elf City and have not even considered rebuilding Senntisten - despite the fact that Zaros is alive and present in Gielinor and Seren is still shattered around a forest.
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18-Sep-2014 00:44:40

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Raleirosen said:
Kittyphantom said:
Azzanadra is disappointed that you did not realise Mod Osborne had already championed the cause of Zaros in the Divination livestream by accidentally calling Zaros 'Mod Zaros' (before correcting himself).

Azzanadra is disappointed that no one has yet realized that the reason Mod MMG stepped down was because he displeased Mod Zaros, the true power behind Jagex.


This ^.

Also Azzanadra is disappointed that Seren trash talks Zaros in her ramblings / memoriam crystals. Not cool Ser.
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23-Sep-2014 01:53:09

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Talonstalker said:
Dionysius said:
Raleirosen said:
Kittyphantom said:
Azzanadra is disappointed that you did not realise Mod Osborne had already championed the cause of Zaros in the Divination livestream by accidentally calling Zaros 'Mod Zaros' (before correcting himself).

Azzanadra is disappointed that no one has yet realized that the reason Mod MMG stepped down was because he displeased Mod Zaros, the true power behind Jagex.


This ^.

Also Azzanadra is disappointed that Seren trash talks Zaros in her ramblings / memoriam crystals. Not cool Ser.
but azzy is pleased atleast that she talks about zaros.


Azzanadra is disappointed that you think he could ever be pleased.

Azzanadra only has room for two things in his Mahjaheart - Zaros and disappointment.
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23-Sep-2014 13:43:38

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Velia said:
Beebart said:
Zaros
Azzanadra is
outragred
disappointed that you didn't go to the Zaros torture chamber on tutorial island and learn ancients right then.
Fixed.


Yes thank you, please remember that Zaros does not feel emotions, so Azzanadra has to have disappointment to make up for the both of them.


Azzanadra is disappointed that it is so easy for the Elves to contact Seren even though she blew herself up, yet for him to contact Zaros he had to steal several power artefacts and pose as a human, rebuild a temple and cast a spell just to get a communion portal going. He feels a little cheated tbh.
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26-Sep-2014 00:16:02

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Helthen said:
Azzanadra is disappointed you didn't feed Zaros to your baby troll so he would be named Zaros in honor to our Great Lord.


Remind me to try that.

Azzanadra is disappointed that there is so many Q&A opportunities for Priffdinas but there aren't any for Zaros. Everything should be for Zaros.
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26-Sep-2014 14:05:58

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Snufflapagus said:
Dionysius said:
Helthen said:
Azzanadra is disappointed you didn't feed Zaros to your baby troll so he would be named Zaros in honor to our Great Lord.


Remind me to try that.

Azzanadra is disappointed that there is so many Q&A opportunities for Priffdinas but there aren't any for Zaros. Everything should be for Zaros.


Azzanadra is disappointed that you believe that Zaros requires recognition through a Q&A. Zaros transcends all need for hype, for he IS the hype.


True, however even though he does not need this, he should have it anyway, as is his right, as all things belong to Zaros.

Azzanadra is disappointed that there were not as many fun little things to find in Freneskae after Fate of the Gods as there have been in Priffdinas.
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28-Sep-2014 05:15:32

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Mauhur said:
Azzanadra is disappointed that Yog-B***n has not come back often to check on his own thread.

Azzanadra is disappointed that this thread has died.

Azzanadra is disappointed that the Halloween event does not involve players banishing ghosts from Zaros's house.


Azzanadra is disappointed that you think this thread detailing his many disappointments has died.

Azzanadra could never allow a thread chronicling his many disappointments to die. That would simply disappoint him far too much.
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06-Oct-2014 11:21:46

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Azzanadra is disappointed that the 200th Quest is about an alternate universe where Zaros would never have returned to Gielinor because the player wouldn't have been around to become World Guardian to help him return.

He is also disappointed that he was not invited to Rune Fest.
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12-Oct-2014 12:22:30

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Kittyphantom said:
T Ancalagon said:
Azzanadra is disappointed that Mod Osborne and Mod Elfborne look frighteningly similar.


They mentioned at the beginning of the Runefest Big Questions section that they're cousins, which explains it.


Azzanadra is jealous that he and Zaros aren't cousins.

although technically I suppose you could consider them semi-siblings.

he is still disappointed.
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13-Oct-2014 10:22:47

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Talonstalker said:
Azzanadra is disappointed that we still cant get the the disappoint title



talonstalker
the disapoint



Azzanadra is disappointed that you think a mere title would be enough to convey his massive feeling of disappointment he has towards you and every player.
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30-Oct-2014 08:19:53

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Snufflapagus said:
Azzanadra is disappointed that I won't be dressing up as Zaros for Halloween.


Azzanadra is not sure whether he is disappointed about this. This implies that either:

a) You do not have a Zaros costume
(disappointing)
.

b) You are not celebrating Halloween and instead taking time to praise Zaros
(not disappointing)
.

c) You don't find Zaros scary enough to be considered for a Halloween costume
(disappointing)
.

d) You think wearing a costume would be an affront to the Empty Lord and instead decided to go as the safer option, dead Bilrach covered in maggots
(not disappointing)
.

e) You do not want to champion the cause of Zaros for Halloween
(disappointing)
.
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31-Oct-2014 13:45:12 - Last edited on 31-Oct-2014 13:49:18 by Dionysius

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Snufflapagus said:
Azzanadra is disappointed that they released part two of Priffdinas and yet Jagex still has no plans for any part of Senntisten reborn.


But the dev team of Broken Home have given themselves a perfect opportunity to develop a past version of Senntisten, at the very least the Asylum. Very sneaky, nice work guys.

Whilst Azzanadra is somewhat pleased about this ^, he is disappointed that Seren thought Zaros was dead and didn't try harder to look for him or get revenge on Zamorak. Shame on you Seren, shame on you.
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11-Nov-2014 13:12:44

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Talonstalker said:
Dionysius said:
Lord Remus said:

Finally, Azzanadra is disappointed that you laughed at Sliske's "Big Boss to Bunny Ears" joke.


Azzanadra is incredibly disappointed that you would bring that up again.

Big Boss to Bunny Ears, Big Boss to Bunny Ears. Come in, Bunny Ears.


You have no idea how much Azzanadra is disappointed in you right now.

Do remember that this is an individual who had to be separated in to four elements and locked in a pyramid to defeat because he was powerful enough to defeat entire armies.

Are you sure you want to disappoint him?
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13-Nov-2014 10:49:26

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Snufflapagus said:
Talonstalker said:
Dionysius said:
Talonstalker said:
Dionysius said:
Lord Remus said:

Finally, Azzanadra is disappointed that you laughed at Sliske's "Big Boss to Bunny Ears" joke.


Azzanadra is incredibly disappointed that you would bring that up again.

Big Boss to Bunny Ears, Big Boss to Bunny Ears. Come in, Bunny Ears.


You have no idea how much Azzanadra is disappointed in you right now.

Do remember that this is an individual who had to be separated in to four elements and locked in a pyramid to defeat because he was powerful enough to defeat entire armies.

Are you sure you want to disappoint him?

*changes into azzanad*a*
"In the short time I have known you, your powers have grown considerably. You have a remarkable inner strength, and a capacity to overcome any obstacle. I doubt it will be long before you can stand up even to one of my kind."

i dare.


You're pushing on the brink of insanity of you dare to challenge Azzanadra. Only a handful of mortals could ever live up to the feat. Even Dionysius would hesitate before taking on Azzanadra. I doubt even the combined efforts of Dionysius, Wahisietel and I would manage to bring him down.


And even if we did, we would feel so guilty for disappointing him so deeply that we would likely surrender anyway.
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14-Nov-2014 12:52:16

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Snufflapagus said:
Dionysius said:
Azzanadra is disappointed that there isn't a Treasure Trail update which will allow users to gain clues to the location of the Elder Halls on Gielinor to aid Zaros in his discovery.


If that were to be the case, that could turn problematic as other factions could find the Elder Halls themselves, which would GREATLY disappoint/anger Azzanadra.


Zaros is basically omnipresent which would allow him to shadow the footsteps of all these people. Azzanadra is disappointed that you would doubt Zaros' ability to do so and question his abilities.

However he is happy that you're thinking things through and assisting Zaros.
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16-Nov-2014 09:29:39

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Snufflapagus said:
Tell me Dionysius, why is it that you follow Zaros? (Hopefully Azzanadra won't be disappointed with this question.)


Of course Azzanadra is disappointed with this question, and for obvious reasons:

a) That you had to question why someone would want to follow Zaros

b) That you would ask this question knowing that it would disappoint him

and c) That you thought that even if I deemed it necessary to explain why I follow Zaros, that my explanation would be small enough to fit within 2000 characters
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17-Nov-2014 10:27:37

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Maiden China said:
Azzanadra is disappointed that you don't have Zaros in your examine text... which apparently doesn't work, but that's not going to stop him from being disappointed...


Azzanadra will always find new ways to be disappointed in people.

He is also disappointed that Zaros wasn't given an updated examine text, but concedes that Jagex wouldn't have been able to write one that wouldn't have disappointed him regardless.
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18-Nov-2014 10:21:31

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Snufflapagus said:
Wahisietel said:
Maiden China said:
Azzanadra is disappointed that you don't have Zaros in your examine text... which apparently doesn't work, but that's not going to stop him from being disappointed...


I have Zaros in my examine text.


Is Azzanad*a ever disappointed in you Wahisietel?


Well he didn't get an invite to the reunion party so we can only assume that he must be a little disappointed in him at the very least.
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19-Nov-2014 23:09:06

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The Mather1 said:
Wahisietel said:
Maiden China said:
Azzanadra is disappointed that you don't have Zaros in your examine text... which apparently doesn't work, but that's not going to stop him from being disappointed...


I have Zaros in my examine text.

Same here. I'm not sure what you're on about. I don't think Azzanadra would be disappointed that my examine text is "Hail Zaros!"


Whilst not disappointed that you are showing your devotion to Zaros, he is disappointed that you are making Zaros' presence known to the world again, as he would have preferred to remain more secret to achieve his aims in the shadows.

He is also disappointed that you haven't acquired all of the Elder Artefacts for him yet. All of them.
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20-Nov-2014 23:09:01

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Lego Miester said:
Talonstalker said:
Azzanadra is still disappointed that there is no disappointed title.


Lego Miester <The Disappointment>

requirements: Never champion Zaros' cause in any sixth age content.


Azzanadra is disappointed that you can only identify one reason why he would be disappointed in you.

You fail to grasp that everything you do disappoints Azzanadra in some way.
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22-Nov-2014 09:32:47

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The Mather1 said:
Dionysius said:

Whilst not disappointed that you are showing your devotion to Zaros, he is disappointed that you are making Zaros' presence known to the world again, as he would have preferred to remain more secret to achieve his aims in the shadows.

He is also disappointed that you haven't acquired all of the Elder Artefacts for him yet. All of them.

But I was openly devoted to Zaros even before his return. Sometimes even walking around in Ancient Vestments, complete with an Illuminated Ancient Book. It would be more suspicious for me to stop openly displaying my devotion.

And Zaros doesn't want all of the Elder Artefacts, and presumably wishes for us not to act out of turn in regards to the Siphon and the Catalyst. To gather them all right now would be to go against Zaros' plan.


Azzanadra concedes that purple looks good on you. Continue wearing your Ancient Vestments and Ancient Book.

Not true, Zaros believes that all of the Elder Artefacts should be kept out of the hands of the young gods and mortals, and to this end, intends to gather them all to keep them safe from their use.

Azzanadra is disappointed that you will soon be participating in a quest to research about the Elder Gods - Zaros would prefer if less people knew about the impending Great Revision, he doesn't want to risk messing it up.
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Snufflapagus said:
Hmm, at this point we should perhaps find ways to not disappoint Azzanadra... Then again, doing this would disappoint him because we would be taking time away from doing the tasks that Azzanadra gives us in order to further Zaros' cause.


I feel as if no matter what we do, we will be disappointing Azzanadra.

But he would be disappointed if he had nothing to be disappointed about, and he would also be disappointed if he had lots of things to be disappointed about.

There is just simply no winning with this guy.
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24-Nov-2014 10:42:43

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Talonstalker said:
Dionysius said:

There is just simply no winning with this guy.
there must be a way!
maybe.. if we change whole gielinor into purple and rename it zarosscape, and force everyone to wear the zarosian devotion pack, placing statues of zaros everywhere and changing all altars into zaros, + holding a zaros is awesome speech everyday.

that must pleases bunny ears, if not then nothing will...


You forgot about teaching everyone the Zaros-Azzanadra Waltz.

Azzanadra is disappointed that you would dare to forget his favourite dance.
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24-Nov-2014 13:33:02

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Talonstalker said:
Dionysius said:
Talonstalker said:
Dionysius said:

There is just simply no winning with this guy.
there must be a way!
maybe.. if we change whole gielinor into purple and rename it zarosscape, and force everyone to wear the zarosian devotion pack, placing statues of zaros everywhere and changing all altars into zaros, + holding a zaros is awesome speech everyday.

that must pleases bunny ears, if not then nothing will...


You forgot about teaching everyone the Zaros-Azzanadra Waltz.

Azzanadra is disappointed that you would dare to forget his favourite dance.

Zaros-Azzanadra Waltz? i must unlock it!


Azzanadra is both disappointed that

a) you think you could unlock such an exclusive dance
and b) that you haven't already unlocked it and performed it all the time
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25-Nov-2014 06:45:35

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But mostly, Azzanadra is disappointed THAT YOU LET XENIA GO AHEAD WITH A PLAN THAT THREATENS ZAROS' PLAN TO STOP THE GREAT REVISION DIRECTLY, ENCOURAGING THE ELDERS TO WAKE UP SOONER AND GIVE ZAROS LESS TIME TO PREPARE. HONESTLY WHAT WERE YOU THINKING? NOTHING HAS EVER DISAPPOINTED AZZANADRA AS GREATLY AS THIS!!!!!! The original Wise Old Man

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Snufflapagus said:
Dionysius said:
But mostly, Azzanadra is disappointed THAT YOU LET XENIA GO AHEAD WITH A PLAN THAT THREATENS ZAROS' PLAN TO STOP THE GREAT REVISION DIRECTLY, ENCOURAGING THE ELDERS TO WAKE UP SOONER AND GIVE ZAROS LESS TIME TO PREPARE. HONESTLY WHAT WERE YOU THINKING? NOTHING HAS EVER DISAPPOINTED AZZANADRA AS GREATLY AS THIS!!!!!!


I had though Xenia to be a possible asset to Zaros, but now I see how wrong I was. She had allowed herself to be manipulated by the Abyssal, losing her sanity in the process. I did my best to counteract what she had started, but I was too late... we were all too late. Regardless of how disappointed Azzanadra is towards us, we now have to prepare for the possibility of the Elder Gods waking before Zaros wishes. We need to come up with some sort of contingency plan to put into action if all else fails, but even at the cost of our lives
we cannot allow them to awaken!


Azzanadra is disappointed that you would dare to use the purple font colour after what you've done.
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27-Nov-2014 11:33:48

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Helthen said:
Azzanadra is disappointed that i brought back this thread again.


I refuse to let it die!


Actually that doesn't necessarily disappoint him, he rather enjoys having everyone aware of his many disappointments.

He is, however, disappointed that you thought he would be disappointed by that.
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15-Dec-2014 12:41:31

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Azzanadra is disappointed that both the "big" Power to the Players polls for 2014 have neglected to offer any form of Zaros related content.

He is further disappointed that he is only loosely related to the content which does feature, such as Elf City and Vampyres.
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19-Dec-2014 21:03:43

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Azzanadra is disappointed that 2015 isn't being declared "Year of Zaros".

He is also disappointed that every past year hasn't been retrospectively named "Year of Zaros" and that every future year has not been named "Year of Zaros".
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23-Dec-2014 12:53:01

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Snufflapagus said:
Azzanadra is disappointed that I haven't posted in this thread in a while.


Azzanadra is disappointed that it took you around 5 days to post on this thread after myself.

I wasn't able to bump the post as I didn't want to double post and you just left me stranded *****.

Azzanadra is very disappointed in you.
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28-Dec-2014 07:16:44

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Ninjafiggy said:
Azzanadra is disappointed that we waited to bring Zaros back, getting 75 divination, instead of finding a quicker way


He is also disappointed that you did not train your Divination level beyond 75, as he believes that number is too small to be worthy of returning the Empty Lord.
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14-Jan-2015 09:51:19

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Azzanadra is disappointed that The Drop isn't some fiendish way to drop Zamorakian traitors in to a pit of fire.

He is also disappointed that by the sounds of it, the Vampyres will get another quest before he and Zaros will.
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15-Jan-2015 23:11:44

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Azzanadra is disappointed that Mod Mark pitched Rune Labs to the Jagons and not Zaros' triumph over everything.

Shame on you Mod Osborne for not asking why Zaros would not be the subject matter of the first Rune Labs, Azzanadra is disappointed in you.
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18-Jan-2015 22:36:23

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Eren Lapucet said:
Azzanadra is disappointed that this thread derailed to a "Azzanadra is disappointed in x new update" thread.

Azzanadra is also disappointing that there are not nearly enough updates recently for him to be disappointed in.


All of these things disappoint Azzanadra, although a small part of him is looking forward to Rune Labs, because now, not only can he be disappointed in Jagex's updates, he can now show his disappointment to the thousands of suggestions which will be offered by players!

Whilst on some level this pleases Azzanadra, it largely disappoints him as he now has to show disappointment thousands more times than before.
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19-Jan-2015 12:47:29

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Snufflapagus said:
Dionysius said:
Azzanadra is disappointed that the Wise Old Man kept the spoils of the Draynor Bank Robbery to himself rather than give them to Zaros.

Azzanadra would still be disappointed even if the Wise Old Man had given the spoils to Zaros, because the partyhat was blue and not purple.


True, perhaps there is simply no way to avoid Azzanadra's disappointment.

I assume he is disappointed in me for taking 500+ posts to figure this fact out.
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23-Jan-2015 10:10:22

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Snufflapagus said:
snip


I would argue that this thread has a lot to do with lore - there are many, many tie ins with lore contained within the 550ish thusfar posts on this thread.

The lore of this game doesn't have to be a completely serious topic - we can talk about it, discuss it, make comment on it, make fun of it, argue over it and speculate about it however we feel necessary. I like this thread because it is a lighthearted way to talk about a character with a rich lore (Azzanadra) referencing one of his more notable lines from a quest which heavily impacted the lore of Runescape.

However, if you do prefer to only discuss lore in a serious, matter-of-fact way, then you are most welcome to do so, after all, there is room enough for everyone here, but don't assume your method is the only method that is appropriate. That is so Saradomin of you.

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Azzanadra is disappointed this is the first time in this post I am referencing his disappointments. He is also disappointed that Player Owned Ports has not been renamed Zaros Owned Ports in the upcoming update.
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24-Jan-2015 10:38:04

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Snufflapagus said:
Dionysius said:
Snufflapagus said:
snip


I would argue that this thread has a lot to do with lore - there are many, many tie ins with lore contained within the 550ish thusfar posts on this thread.

The lore of this game doesn't have to be a completely serious topic - we can talk about it, discuss it, make comment on it, make fun of it, argue over it and speculate about it however we feel necessary. I like this thread because it is a lighthearted way to talk about a character with a rich lore (Azzanadra) referencing one of his more notable lines from a quest which heavily impacted the lore of Runescape.

However, if you do prefer to only discuss lore in a serious, matter-of-fact way, then you are most welcome to do so, after all, there is room enough for everyone here, but don't assume your method is the only method that is appropriate. That is so Saradomin of you.

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Azzanadra is disappointed this is the first time in this post I am referencing his disappointments. He is also disappointed that Player Owned Ports has not been renamed Zaros Owned Ports in the upcoming update.


I wonder if Azzanadra is pleased that one of my ships is name 'The Omniscient Zaros'.


Azzanadra is disappointed that you would think about this. Thinking is a waste of time, and time is a commodity that Zaros is currently short of in his quest to save the world. How foolish of you.
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27-Jan-2015 12:26:40

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KatMak said:
An Aviansie said:
Azzanadra is preemptively disappointed that you did not champion the cause of Zaros in the war against Tuska.

I don't care what Jagex says. I'll champion Zaros' cause by doing whatever the mystery option is!

In the honor of Zaros!

(hopefully that will make Azzanadra less disappointed)


Hahahahahaha Dionysius finds it amusing that you think you can avoid disappointing Azzanadra, likewise, Azzanadra is disappointed in you for thinking this.
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11-Feb-2015 12:21:02

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Snufflapagus said:
Azzanadra is disappointed (and furious) to the point that he will tear me limb from limb because I am excited for Dishonor Among Theives.


That would depend on the nature of the quest, if Zamorak fails miserably, Azzanadra will be pleased. Although perhaps he would find the Stone an easier item to secure if it were in Zamorak's hands rather than Sliske's. SO MUCH IS UNKNOWN!

Given that it is unknown, Azzanadra is disappointed that you are excited. You should be merely mildly interested.
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12-Feb-2015 22:36:48

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An Aviansie said:
Azzanadra is disappointed that there are words in any language that aren't Zaros.


Especially in Spanish.

Azzanadra is particularly disappointed in the Spanish language (I don't know why, he's a weird dude...).
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An Aviansie said:
Ascertes said:
Azzanadra is disappointed that I interrupted him when we were talking about the location of Wen.

He is also disappointed that I did not champion the cause of Zaros at the Ascension.

On top of that, he is disappointed that I did not side with him during TWW.

(Just so we can reminisce about the things he is truly disappointed about.)


Well, there is one more thing, but I'm sure Azzanadra would be outraged rather than disappointed. Did you weave a light simulacrum?


He may also be disappointed in you if you ask too many questions about the identity of the Assassin.
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16-Feb-2015 14:06:54

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Snufflapagus said:
Dionysius said:
Azzanadra is disappointed that we round-house kicked the dude in the Black Knight encampment under Taverley but failed to round-house kick Sliske during DAT.


Azzanadra is even more disappointed that we didn't proceed to round-house kick every single Zamorakian involved in the heist.


Azzanadra seems like someone who would just have a general sense of disappointment for the lack of round-house kicking in the world.
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Orcrist9 said:
Azzanadra is disappointed that you did not pass the Old Wizard Tower alignment exam as a
Purple Wizard
.


Azzanadra is disappointed that you think there would be an exam for such a dedication. Simply declaring yourself a
Purple Wizard
should be enough to strike fear in to the examiners to pass you automatically.
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09-Mar-2015 11:00:12

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Beebart said:
Must be the love for Zaros and purple bunny ears.


Azzanadra is absolutely disgusted that you would dare to make fun of his bunny ears.

If Sliske weren't so powerful Azz would have Mahja-blasted his head off during Fot*.
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20-Mar-2015 08:28:50

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Nolhiir said:
Azzandra is absolutely livid if you let Nomad damage the stone.


... he's disappointed that you can manage to quite literally rediscover the art of Runecrafting but you couldn't catch a simple spear/staff/stick.

He is also disappointed that Dimension of Disaster hasn't been officially renamed Dimension of Zaros and made to resemble Gielinor exactly as it is right now.
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22-Mar-2015 12:27:46

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Maiden China said:
Azzanadra is disappointed that people care almost as much about agility as they do about Zaros' sister


Azzanadra is disappointed that you would bring his family in to this.

He is also further disappointed that nobody has posted on this thread in about 4 days. If we don't catalogue his many disappointments, who will?!?!?!?!
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13-Apr-2015 09:57:03

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Azzanadra is disappointed that the lore fail in which he defeated Pal*eera in her journal was patched due to him being imprisoned in Jaldr****t at the time... he preferred it when he was the one who defeated an entire Zamorakian army whilst being imprisoned, sounded much more badass that way. The original Wise Old Man

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Oskarov said:
Azzanadra is disappointed that I had to give up Fate of the Gods for a while as I can't kill all the nihils, thus delaying the return of his lord Zaros...


That truly is disappointing, you cannot even defeat creatures that Zaros himself deems as "nothing" therefore Azzanadra sees you as nothing too.
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01-May-2015 00:36:23

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Snufflapagus said:
*looks at clock* Azzanadra should be here to tell me how disappointed he is right about no-*Azzanadra busts my door down and proceeds to berate me due to my various disappointments that I have caused over the years* Yes of course my lord, it won't happen again. *Azzanadra mutters to himself as he leaves that he is disappointed that I always say that* Wel*, time to repair my door for the millionth time.


Azzanadra is disappointed that you think a mere door will be enough to prevent him from berating you in future.
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17-May-2015 12:48:43

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Snufflapagus said:
An Aviansie said:
Y R said:
Azzanadra is disappointed that we never acknowledged the 1 year anniversary of the creation of this thread.

He is also disappointed that we've been disappointing him in various ways for over a year.


Aren't YOU Azzanadra?


Azzanadra is disappointed that his personality disorder has gotten so out of hand that his alias, Dr. Nabanik, has become self-aware and is starting to disappoint him.


Yikes that really is disappointing.

Happy one year anniversary of disappointing Azzanadra friends!
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23-May-2015 10:03:58

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Mauhur said:
Azzanadra is disappointed we'll be going Waterfall Fishing at the Elf City instead of fishing to pay for the reconstruction of Senntisten.


Don't bring up the Elf City - Azzanadra is still incredibly disappointed in us for that whole "bringing Seren back" thing we did.
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30-Aug-2015 10:53:59

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Heidly Ees said:
The fact alone that he says he's disappointed in the new PQD shows how much of an effect this thread has had on the game..


Love you J-Mods who read, love and follow this thread.

Azzanadra is, however, disappointed that you have thus far only included one more (as far as I'm aware) disappointment in to his dialogue since the introduction of this thread...
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05-Sep-2015 13:06:19

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Azzanadra is disappointed that he didn't get the chance to lay the smack down on Lord Drakan in that Lore and History which was published today.

Instead he wimp teleported away.

He's incredibly disappointed in me for making this obvious.
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13-Sep-2015 05:38:15

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Azzanadra is also disappointed that you used the Sunspear to stab Drakan in the head and not your Shard of Zaros.

Why else do you think he even gave it to you?

He snapped off a piece of his own body to give to you and you choose not to go around using it to enact terrible vengeance on those who have betrayed him?

Absolutely despicable.

And to think that someone who reads this will be smart enough to say "but we couldn't take the Shard of Zaros on to Vamp**i--" No. Your excuses mean nothing to Azzanadra.
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