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Trewavas
Jun Member 2014

Trewavas

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Three Lions on his Crown
Parody of Three Lions, by Braddiel, Skinner, & the Lightning Seeds.



Well, I think this is really bad news for Wav
He's simply not Royal enough. He has no mustache!


He's writing songs, he's writing songs he's writing
Penguin Hunting Now (He'll go on singing badly)
He's writing songs, he's writing songs he's writing
Penguin Hunting Now
He's writing songs, he's writing songs he's writing
Freddie With a Crown
He's writing songs, he's writing songs he's writing
In his POH!

Everyone seems to know his thread, they've seen these songs before
They know not, nor know when
That Wavy's gonna write a new one, gonna sing it anew
But I we know he can write, 'cause I remember


Three Pengs in a Wall,
Twil' Remains still huntin'
Threads with the songs,
Never stopped the singin'

So many Farms, so many runs
And all those "Oh, ruined clan's" wore him down, through his 'Scape
And he still sees that peng lost by Twil' and the lack of his pets
And Forum Game threads, and still no Slayer


Three Lions on his Crown,
Wav' with no mustache,
Thirty oddments,
Never stopped the singin'

He has done it, on the last idea he had!
What a song, what now?
Good old Clan, A Clan that couldn't find friends!
Wavy has got a crown on his head!
I know he had a Robin, but it won't be again!


He's writing songs, he's writing songs he's writing,
Wavy with his songs,
He's writing songs, he's writing songs he's writing,
Wavy with his songs,
(Wavy has written it!)
He's writing songs, he's writing songs he's writing,
Wavy with his songs,
He's writing songs, he's writing songs he's writing,
Wavy with his songs,

(He's Writing Songs) Three Lions on his Crown,
(He's writing songs, he's writing) Wav' remains still digging,
(Wavy's writing songs,
He's writing) Thirty Penguin Points,
(He's writing songs, he's writing) Never stopped him hunting,
(Wavy's writing songs, He's writing!)
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04-Jul-2018 00:42:10

FiFi LaFeles
Dec Member 2015

FiFi LaFeles

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This is probably my favourite thread on the forums evahhhhhhhh

(Well, except for Grief of course. I have to say that or he'll set the Corgis on me).
Le Chat Guerrier

Bwian's Towel & Grief Shop

04-Jul-2018 01:32:39

Trewavas
Jun Member 2014

Trewavas

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2000 Posts
Parody of 2000 Man, by KISS (originally recorded by the Rolling Stones)

Well, my Griefs they are done now,
Was on the RuneScape Forum Threads.
And we were killing little skillers,
Outside in our wilderness playground.
Don’t you know we’re at 2000 posts?
And the Frou, they just want a Brian name up now…

Don’t you know, we heap scorn upon the clan thing,
Even though we had a thread up in recruitment?
We were restoring the balance,
Ordained by the dead God Guthix!
Don't you know we’re at 2000 posts?
And we salivate over those souls who challenge us… oh!

Oh Brian, proud of your pilot,
Oh bathing, proud of your towels,
Oh Guthix, proud of the Sliske!
Oh allies, no allies for us!

Oh Empires, you’re annexing threads now,
Like we did all those years ago,
Or did you visit the Citadel?
Seeing all that empty space,
All was a big put on!

Oh Guthix, restore the lost balance!
Oh FrouFrous, kill your Airuts!
Oh Corugi, post up a new thread!
Oh names. Think of a new one!

Oh Wavvy, your song’s still growing,
Like the anti-thread!
Or did it get maxed out now?
Seeing all the bath towels,
Killing and having fun!

But, don’t you know who's at 2000 posts!
And the threads… they just won't understand us at all…
But, don’t you know who's at 2000 posts!
And the threads… they just won't understand us at all…
understand us, understand us, understand us
Now understand us!

But, don’t you know who's at 2000 posts!
And the threads… they just won't understand us at all…
But, don’t you know who's at 2000 posts!
And the threads… they just won't understand us at all…

We’re at 2000 posts! We’re at 2000 posts!
We’re at 2000 posts! We’re at 2000 posts!
Yeah – 2000!
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04-Jul-2018 02:02:02 - Last edited on 05-Jul-2018 22:36:53 by Trewavas

Trewavas
Jun Member 2014

Trewavas

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The Wavycle
Pardoy of The Mircale, by Queen.

Every single song he writes in the General threads says it all,
It's a Wavvy Song!
All Wav's creations long and short, the Three Lions and the Penguin Songs,
That's a Wavy song!
Brian song chants being sung,
Airuts, Penguins, dead and spied,
It's a Wavy Song!

We're having a Wavy Song on threads,
Wavy Freddie writes them all for us!
The wonders of these forum threads live on,
The Griefing clan that Must Go On,
Bobbie Pie and Twil' and Froud,
Balding Swords to the Chant of Queen!
Well, It's a Wavy Song! It's a Wavy Song! It's a Wavy Song!
It's a Wavy Song!

The one thing they're still waiting for, is Bohemian,
It's too long for him!
It's material he needs - the material,
The material he's sat waiting for today!

If every song on his old thread, could write itself, that would be a Wavycle.
If every Peng from every week,
Had crates to wear and things to spy,
That's a Twillow song!
If the Penguin Submarine could dive free, with the fish and penguin songs onboard, that's a Wavy song!

We're having a Wavy song on threads,
Annexing clans claims them all for us!
Balding heads and Purple Hair, Annexing in the R.S.
Cherry Parades, always walkin'
But little Froud just keeps on hunting,
It's a Wavy Song! It's a Wavy Song! It's a Wavy Song!
It's a Wavy Song!

The wonders of this thread go on,
It's a Wavy Song! It's a Wavy Song! It's a Wavy Song! It's a Wavy Song!

The one thing they're still waiting for, is Bohemian,
It's too long for him!
It's material he needs - the material,
The material he's sat waiting for today!
Pets and Fish and Ironman songs, on threads!
That time will come, one day you'll see when we can all sing songs!
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05-Jul-2018 01:40:46

Trewavas
Jun Member 2014

Trewavas

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Another old one. :)

My Twillowna
Parody of My Sharona, by The Knack.

Ooh, my little purple one, my penguin one,
When you gonna give me resets, Twillowna!
Ooh, you make my songs so fun, my songs so fun,
Got it comin’ up o’ the threads, Twillowna!

Always gonna hunt, reset it, such a purple face,
I write a song, for the peeps of the Stateside kind!
My, my, my, aye-aye, whoa!
M-m-m-my Twillowna!

Avoid the count thread, huh, a-will ya, huh?
So far away to see my posts, Twillowna,
Keeping it a mystery, the submarines,
Running down the length of the sea, Twillowna!

Never gonna hunt, tuna fish, such a foody ‘gal,
I always forget, to hunt my pengs of the world now,
My, my, my, aye-aye, whoa!
M-m-m-my Twillowna!
M-m-m-my Twillowna!

When you gonna spy with me, hunt with me?
Is it just a matter of time, Twillowna?
Is it a w-w-whisper, w-whisper,
Or is it just a game in Ardougne, Twillowna?

Never gonna count, twenty five, such a hard old task,
I always screw it up, for the reset of a forum mod,
My, my, my, aye-aye, whoa!
M-m-m-m-m-m-m-my, my, my, aye-aye, whoa!

M-m-m-my Twillowna!
M-m-m-my Twillowna!
M-m-m-my Twillowna!
M-m-m-my Twillowna!

Ooooooo-ohhh, my Twillowna!
Ooooooo-ohhh, my Twillowna!
Ooooooo-ohhh, my Twillowna!
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05-Jul-2018 23:58:22

Trewavas
Jun Member 2014

Trewavas

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A song for Aslon Dak. Happy Birthday. :D

Songs will be Sung
Prody of Friends will be Friends, by Queen.

Another birthday today,
So the count has dropped and the forumers are posting!
Postin' in a Rhapsody,
Writing all the songs and knighting you with the Guthix!
Got a reset on threads,
Members still post, what you need is a hand,
It's not easy Dak, but you've got no frees to help you count!

Songs will be Sung!
When you fight with a longsword, you sure like the way it feels,
Songs will be Sung!
When you post on games, and counts still climb,
Reset your threads 'cause Songs will be Sung!
Right by the 'Wav!

Now killing Daleks today,
The forums delivered a song from the 'Wav!
Only a chat lounge away,
You demanded a song but he simply had to shower!
Post count still climbs,
You're not flying around as the gunner of the Sky,
It's so easy now, 'cause you got friends you can trust

Songs will be Sung,
When you're born in Lumbridge you sure fear the Goblin heads!
Dungeons and Drags!
With your ten year cape, and your Iron Head,
Write up your songs, 'cause Aslon will be Glad!
Right by the threads.

It's a parody now, 'cause you got a 'Wav who can write!
Songs will be Sung!
When you fight with a longsword, you sure like the way it feels,
Songs will be Sung!
When you post on games, and counts still climb,
Reset your threads 'cause Songs will be Sung!
Right by the 'Wav!

Threads will be posted!
When you're supporting Sara and Arma they give you the means to fight on,
Songs will be sung!
When you're celebrating your birth and July the fourth,
Dump all that tea, 'cause right till the end, 'Wav will find you!
Yeah, yeah!
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07-Jul-2018 00:29:37 - Last edited on 08-Jul-2018 03:30:13 by Trewavas

Trewavas
Jun Member 2014

Trewavas

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Purple Threads
Parody of Purple Haze, by Jimi Hendrix

Purple Threads, all in the games,
Wavy songs, they just seem so great!
Postin' green, and I always write songs,
Excuse me while I hunt this peng!

Purple Threads, on the games,
Don't know if we're climbin' up or resetting!
Am I Freddie or just grumbly?
Forum Games! That thread has got a grip on me!

-instrumental-

Purple Threads, and Local Mods,
Don't know if it's just purp or green,
You got me Countin', up to 25,
Is he balding, or lost the sword in his hand?

Ooo!
Count them!
Ahh, yea-yeah, Purple Threads,
Oh, nien, oh
Yeah, hunt me,
Brush me, Grow me, Purple Hair,
I can't go on like this
Purple Posts,
You're makin' me grumble and cry,
Purple Hair, y-ye, yess
Purple Threads!
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07-Jul-2018 18:12:16

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