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Trewavas
Jun Member 2014

Trewavas

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Requested by: Windsofnight.

Mr. RunePass Man
Parody of Mr. Sandman, originally written by Pat Ballard.


Mr. RunePass Man, bring me some rewards (bung, bung, bung, bung)
Just unlock the cutest Water Lycan I've ever seen (bung, bung, bung, bung)
With the two tracks, just paid and free (bung, bung, bung, bung)
Just developed by the Live Events Team,
RunePass Man, I've no rewards (bung, bung, bung, bung)
You closed your store before I claimed (bung, bung, bung, bung)
Shauny turn on his magic hotfix and now...
Mr. Diango has my things!

Mr. RunePass Man, bring me a bow,
Make it the deadliest weapon I've ever had!
Skill real hard to complete your daily tasks,
Then he told me that my Runetracks were over!
Runecoins, pay to unlock,
Didn't pay, just tried to do the free!
Please turn on your rewarding store,
Mr. RunePass, bring me my things.

Mr. Diango (yes) bring me some rewards,
Give me teleport with a "Goblin-Mob" green,
Give me a silver-hawk like Lulu-Wong,
And lots of weapons like an armoury,
Mr. RunePass, with your daily tasks (with your daily tasks)
Would be so lovely before your rewards expire,
So please turn on your rewarding store!
Mr. RunePass, bring us, please, please, please
Mr. RunePass, bring me my things!
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17-Jul-2018 12:53:07

Corugi

Corugi

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Trewavas said:
Mr Biggus Corugus,

I have delivered the said song. I think its origins are obvious. I left a few 'always look on the bright side of life' lines in as it seemed somewhat appropriate.


Dear Mr Trewavas.

You have not disappointed us with your remarkable song crafting skills. I am so impressed with your song that I have taken the liberty of etching the lyrics onto my forehead. However I confess that due to the length of the song and therefore the extremely small font the tattoo artist had to use, I am finding people are getting up real close and personal to read it, almost as if they are examining, with exquisite interest, my blackheads , of which I have many.

So in the interests of serving the wider interests of the greater community, and the privacy of my many blackheads, I am copy pasting this sweet eulogy of Krista's departure into the Rants chat forum, where she has recently announced her forthcoming ritual self-depixelation.
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18-Jul-2018 06:08:39

Trewavas
Jun Member 2014

Trewavas

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Killer Twillow
Parody of Killer Queen, by Queen

She keeps her rod on toolbelt,
On her pretty ava now,
Let me fish she says,
Just like the Penguin Ping!
A built-in remedy,
For rain and thunder now,
At any time, a baited fish,
You can’t decline!

Caviar and Tuna Fish,
Well versed in reset threads,
Extraordinarily purp!

She’s a Forum Mo-oooooooooood!
Posting threads, Modding them,
Dynamite with the resetting,
Guaranteed to eat your fish.
Anytime!

Recommended a rainy dance,
Resetting and Purple hair,
Whatta Gal!

To avoid rainy cloudys,
She bought an umberella!
In forum threads,
She asks for a song right now!
Met a ‘Wav from Corn lands,
Went down to catch a fish,
Then saw a submarine,
Swimming with the fish!

Rain came naturally from sky,
Umberlla? She couldn’t care less,
Purple and hunting now!

She’s a Forum Mo-oooooooooood!
Posting threads, Modding them,
Dynamite with the resetting,
Guaranteed to eat your fish.
Anytime!

Drop of some rain she’s as purple as,
A lovely little Betta Fish!
Momentarily on a line,
Temporarily in the rain,
To absolutely mon-soon, mon-soon!
She’s all outside!

She’s a Forum Mo-oooooooooood!
Posting threads, Modding them,
Dynamite with the resetting,
Guaranteed to eat your fish.
Anytime!

Recommended a rainy dance,
Insatiable and appetite
Wanna post?
You wanna try.
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18-Jul-2018 20:56:58

Trewavas
Jun Member 2014

Trewavas

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Twil' wanna reset threads!
Parody of Girls Wanna Have Fun, by Cyndi Lauper.

The 'Wav writes, in the middle of the night,
He asks "Twil' have you seen the recent news post?"
Oh, Twillow dear you know you're still the purple haired one,
And Twil' just wants to reset counts,
Oh, Twil' just wants to reset counts!

The 'Wav sings, on the top of the page,
The Twillow asks "What news post have you seen on the threads?"
Oh, Twillow dear you know you're still number nein,
But songs, they just wanna be sung,
Oh, threads just wanna...

That's all they really want, some purp!
When the writing posts is done, oh,
Threads they just wanna have purp!
Oh, Twil' just wants to reset counts!
(Twil, she want's, wanna reset threads,
Twil' wanna reset)

Some Frouds hunt a little lost peng,
And whisper it to the rest of the threads!
I wanna be the one to have purple in my hair,
Oh, Twil, she just wants to reset threads!
Oh, threads just wanna...

That's all they really want, some purp!
When the writing posts is done, oh,
Threads they just wanna have purp!
Oh, Twil' just wants to reset counts!
(Twil, she want's, wanna reset threads,
Twil' wanna reset...)

She just wannna,
She just wanna,
(Twil' just wanna reset threads)
She just wanna,
She just wanna!
(Twil' just wanna reset threads)
Oh Twil'!

Twil' just wanna reset threads!

-repeat-
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25-Jul-2018 00:56:56

Trewavas
Jun Member 2014

Trewavas

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The Bwian
Parody of The Hero (movie version), by Queen.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbIWNlEPJ2c


So you think that we have no towels,
Always needed to dig grave down deep!
Put your accountants on hold,
Put your towels on rails,
Stalk the skillers in wilds,
And the 'Scapes for the griefing!

So you feel it's the end of the Krista,
Find it's all real sad story!
Well, we are now the Bwian,
This might seem like a song,
But my contract expired,
My heads for the choppin'

Yes, you're a towel!

-big spacey instrumental-

Bwian. Ahhhhhh!
Griefer of the Wilderness!
Bwian. Ahhhhhh!

He griefed every one of us!
Terrorised every one of us!
He griefed with a mighty towel!
He griefed with a mighty towel!
Every 'Wav, Peng, Skill, Frou...
BWIAN.
AhhhhhhAHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
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27-Jul-2018 04:07:58

Trewavas
Jun Member 2014

Trewavas

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Purple Penguin Hunter
Parody of The Purple People Eater, by Sheb Wooley.


Well, I saw the Peng waddlin' out of the sub'
It had the one little beak, two little feet!
I commenced to Huntin' and I said whis-per
It looks like a Purple Penguin Hunter to me!

It was a two-eyed, one-coloured, swimmin' Purple Penguin Hunter!
(two-eyed, one-coloured, swimmin' Purple Penguin Hunter!)
A one-point, two-winged, squarkin' Purple Penguin Spyer!
Post it on the thread! (one point?)

Well, it ran through Ardounge and it hid in a crate,
I said Mr. Purple Penguin Spy, don't rat on me!
I heard him squark in a voice so shrill,
I'll only just spy on you if you give me the Krill!

She was a two-eyed, one-coloured, swimmin' Purple Penguin Hunter!
Two-eyed, one-coloured, swimmin' Purple Penguin Hunter!
A one-point, two-winged, squarkin' Purple Penguin Spying!
Post it on the thread! (one point?)

I said Mr. Purple Penguin Spy, where is your sub?
He said "Divin' deep blue sea, and what a craft it is,
But that's not the reason that I came to land,
I want to get myself into a rock and bush mound!

Well sing my song, Purp and Green, Froudin' Purple Penguin Hunter,
Purple-Haired, Whisper-Threads, Singin' Purple Penguin Hunter!
(We stalk through scape) friendly little Penguin Hunter!
What an Earth Rune (oh!)

And then he tele'd to the lode and he cooked on the stove,
And 'Wav started to follow, really rockin' the threads!
It was a crazy ditty with a swingin' tune!
(Sing a boop-boop, a-boopa lopa lum bam boom)

Well, hunt the pengs, Run and Escape, Dancin' Purple Penguin Hunter!
Purple-toed, Reset Threads, flyin' Purple Penguin Hunter!
I like penguin hunts! singin' Purple Penguin Hunter!
What a thread to see (purple people?)

Well, he went on his lobby, and then what do ya know?
I saw him last night on a Purple Thread,
He was singing his songs, really killin' them too,
Playin' rock and roll music through the songs on the threads!

Twillow!
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29-Jul-2018 18:55:51 - Last edited on 29-Jul-2018 23:03:07 by Trewavas

Trewavas
Jun Member 2014

Trewavas

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Another one written for the anti-clan formally known as Grief:

Bwian (Ahahhhhhh!)
Parody of Flash, by Queen.

Bwian. Ahahhhhhh,
Griefer of the Wilderness!
Bwian. Ahahhhhhh,
They'll grief every one of us!

(Seemingly King is the reason for these extraordinary intergalactical transmissions)
(Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha)
(What's happening Bwian?)
(Only Undertaker Biggus Corugus, formerly at Grief, has provided any shopping experiences...)

Bwian. Ahahhhhhh,
He's a towel shop!

(This 'Scape's unprecedented client crash is no cause for riots)

Wav, Ahahhhhhh,
King of the song threads!

He's for every one of us!
A shop for every one of us!
He kills with a mighty towel,
Every skill, every peng,
Every noob, with a fearsome
Slash!

(General skiller, Bwian Gwief approaching.)
(What do you mean Bwian Gwief approaching? Open shops! All produce!
Dispatch lift-guy 'Wav, to write a new song!)

Bwian! Ahahhhhhh!
(Griefings alive!)

Bwian. Ahahhhhhh,
They'll grief every one of us!

Just a thread,
With an anti-clan!
You know there's,
No towels at all,
But you can always ask.
No one but the dead at heart,
May join the griefing clan...
...Oh..Oh........Oh..Oh....

(Bwian, Bwian, I'll grief you! But we only have a few posts up on our thread!)
Bwian!
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29-Jul-2018 23:06:42

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