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Trewavas
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Trewavas

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Well I know that I'm damned with my pirate hat cap,
And maybe I'll just trained my Ranged?
But with every other boat I've got left in my Port,
You know I'll always haz my hat!
If I gotta be hanged, you know I want to be hanged,
Swaying and wearing you on my head?
Well if I gotta be hanged you know I want to be hanged,
Gotta be hanged, you know I want to be hanged,
Gotta be hanged, you know I want to be hanged,
With you on my head,
With you on my head,
Wearing you on my head!

Oh, Wavy you're the only guy on this old thread,
With your tea, and your songs, and your Froud,
And singing your songs and writing your woes,
Of how you're going to kill that dent',
But I gotta get hats, I gotta have hats now,
Before the final boat leaves the port,
So we gotta make the most of our one song together,
When I change my avatar,
You'll have the only hat...

Like a Hat on my Head, It'll be gone when the Cherries crash,
When the threads are over, like a Hat out of Hell, I'll still post, post, post,
Like a Bob out of Scape, I'll just grab a peg-leg too,
But when my search is done,
And the Waves go down, (;))
The Iron helm is still shining through!
Then like a poster before the gates of JaGex,
I'll come crawling on back to 'Scape!

Then like a poster before the gates of JaGex,
I'll come crawling on back to 'Scape!

Well I can see myself searching for a hat, farther
Than any other pirate, has ever sailed,
And my skin is raw, but my soul is ripe,
The Brits will never stop me now! I'm gonna grab my hat!
But I can't stop thinking of threads,
And I never see the sudden wave until it's way too late
And I never see the sudden wave until it's way too late...
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23-Nov-2018 07:35:00

Trewavas
Jun Member 2014

Trewavas

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Then I'm down in the bottom of the sea in a broken ship,
Torn and twisted at the foot of a crippled mast,
And I think somebody somewhere must be tolling a bell,
And the last thing I see is my hat, still my hat,
Breaking off of my head, and floating away,
Like a Hat out of Hell!

Then I'm dying in the bottom of the sea in a broken ship,
Torn and twisted at the foot of a crippled mast,
And I think somebody somewhere must be tolling a bell,
And the last thing I see is my hat,
Still my hat, still my hat,
Breaking off of my head, and floating away...

Like a Hat out of Hell!
Oh, Like a Hat out of Hell!
Oh, Like a Hat out of Hell!
Oh, Like a Hat out of Hell! (It'll be gone when the Mod Lee comes!)
Oh, Like a Hat out of Hell! (It'll be gone when the Mod Lee comes!)
Oh, Like a Hat out of Hell!
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23-Nov-2018 07:35:20

Trewavas
Jun Member 2014

Trewavas

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Don't Post Me Now

Tonight I'm gonna post again on this thread
I feel the po-oh-ohsssts, and the songs, I'll turn them into gold yeah
And posting around with only my crown
So don't stop me now, don't stop me
Cause I'm having a good sing, having a good sing

I'm a Cornish guy leaping through the threads
Like a nutter, defying the laws of Reddity
I'm a posh guy passing by like good Lady Thatcher
I'm gonna tea tea tea
There's no hiding me

Was burnin' through the logs yeah
Two thousand an hour
That's why they called me I'm Burnable
Drinkin' tea at the speed of light
I wanna eat a soupersonic tin of the Heinz

Don't stop me now, I'm missin' my 'Scape
With no Easter event,
Don't sing me now,
With only a Spring Fayre, and some ninja update,
Don't sing me now ('Cause I'm having a baller)
Don't post me now (Yes I'm havin' a great time)
Maybe I should go after all?

Yeah, I'm a British on my way to Bel'
On a uni course
I am a Womble like, straight outta Wimble,
I am a song machine ready to repost
Like a typewriter!
Past its sell-by-by-by-by date!

I'm runnin' through RuneScape yah,
Two million botters
That's why the Barbarians call them Arn-ie-oh
I'm running from a penguin bush,
I wanna make a supersonic woman of Froud

And And And, And And And
Don't post me, hey hey hey
Don't stop me, don't prod me
Ooh ooh ooh, I like it
Don't poke me don't probe me
Have a bad time bad time
Don't stop me don't stop me ahhhh
Oh let loose Cherry!
Alright!

Oh, I'm burnin' through the threads yeah
Two hundred a day,
That's why Twillow resets her threads!
I'm postin' at the speed of light!
I wanna make a supersonic postcount out of it!

Don't stop me now I'm having such a good time
I'm having a post
Don't sing my songs
If you wanna have a good time (wooh)
Don't give me a call (alright)
Don't post me now ('cause I'm having a peng hunt- yeah yeah)
Don't lock me now (yes I'm havin' a peng hunt)
I don't want to post at all!
Larh da da darh
Da da da haa
Ha da da
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23-Nov-2018 07:46:53 - Last edited on 26-Nov-2018 16:02:44 by Trewavas

Trewavas
Jun Member 2014

Trewavas

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Bonus Material
Parodies of Uptown Girl, by Billy Joel, It's a Kind of Magic, by Queen, & The Show Must Go On, by Queen.



Uptown Wav',
He's been livin' in an uptown flat,
I bet he's never seen a back street dent',
I bet his pliers never let him down,

Froud's gonna try for an Uptown Wav',
She's been livin' in a white waiting room,
As long as those dentist fish,
And now she's gonna try for an Uptown Wav'
Exactly what I am

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It's a Kind of Froudy
It's a Kind of Froudy
A Kind of Froudy - my bae
One thread, One post, One bump
One love, One Golden Glance, of what should be
It's a Kind of Froudy
One Forum Post that shows the way,
No backroom dent' will win today
It's a Kind of Froudy
The Wava that sits inside your mind
Is calling you to his dentist chair
It's a Kind of Froudy
The waiting room seems an eternity
Your daily dose of insanity
Ooh Ohh Ohh Ohh

Is this a Kind of Froudy?
It's a Kind of Froudy!
The can be only one!
Our love that burns for a thousand years!
Won't soon be done!

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Empty Forums, what are we posting for?
Abandoned threads, I guess we know the score,
On and on,
Does anybody know what we are posting for?

Another social, another failed Twitch Crate,
Behind the vail, of the collective now,
Hold the posts, is anybody gonna post here anymore?
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23-Nov-2018 07:52:35 - Last edited on 23-Nov-2018 07:58:21 by Trewavas

Trewavas
Jun Member 2014

Trewavas

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Froudio Ga Ga
Parody of Radio Ga Ga, by Queen.

I'd sit alone, and watch your eyes,
On this thread, through Uni nights,
And everything, I had to know,
I heard it from my Froudy-yy,

We met on the, post count threads,
Through wars and games, invaded by mods,
Your glasses called, your haircut too,
You made us feel like we could post (Froudy-yy)

So don't go to, the backroom dent',
A simple vail, between you and me,
I just don't know, I just can't cope,
I just can't live, when you're not there,

You've had your threads, you've had your posts,
We've yet to have our finest hour,
Froudy-yy (Froudy-yy)

All we hear is Nosword Ca Ca,
Cherry Goo Goo,
Bobda Ba Ba,
All we hears is Jmod Ga Ga,
Dentist Blah Blah,
Froudy-yy, what's new?
Froudy-yy, Wa-Va still loves you.
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23-Nov-2018 07:54:07

Trewavas
Jun Member 2014

Trewavas

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Oh, just a few more Galileos, dear.
Assorted 'Bo Rap' parodies:


I see a little silhouette of an update,
Cherry Waves, Cherry Waves,
Will you do the Cy-ber-goth?
MTX and Updates,
Very Very concerning me,
No Sword (No Hair), No Sword (No Butt),
No Swordornoclue,
Magnifico-o-o-o-o-o-o-oh
Iím just a poor Wav, from the Wavy family...
Heís just a posh wav, drinking tea and
Posting on Bobs monstrosity,
Easy post, forum games,
Will my post count rise?
Treasure Hunter, No! Do not buy the mtx!
(Donít let him buy) Broken Updates, Why where they abused?
(Donít abuse them) Social Media, taking you away,
(will not let you stay), taking you away,
(will not let you stay), taking you away, (let me stay!) ah-h-h-h-h-h-h
No no no no no no no!!!
Oh RuneScape Bonds, MTX, happening more and more,
Mummy, has some teabags put aside for me, for me, to brewwwwwwww.

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Tuai Leit,
Goshima as well,
Sending shivers down my spine,
Being on the Ice Plateau,
Goodbye Everybody,
Iíve got to Port,
Gotta leave you all behind and face Tsutsaroth,
Clue Scrolls, ooooooh, (Anyway the Wind Rush)
I donít wanna die,
Sometimes I wish I had never gone to CíWars,
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23-Nov-2018 07:57:31 - Last edited on 23-Nov-2018 07:59:25 by Trewavas

Trewavas
Jun Member 2014

Trewavas

Posts: 17,834Opal Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile
Under Social
Parody of: Under Pressure, by Queen and David Bowie

Mm ba ba de
Um bum ba de
Um bu bu bum da de

Social! Pushing down on me,
Pressing down on you - no thread ask for.
Social media, that brings a forum down,
Splits RuneScape in two,
Puts JMods on streets.

Um ba ba be
Um ba ba be
De day da
Ee day da that's nokay!

It's the terror of knowing
What this game is about!
Watching some good friends
Screaming get me out!
Pray tomorrow gets me post count,
Pressure on people, people on forums.

Day day de mm hm
Da da da ba ba
Okay!
Postin' around, spend my coins around the spin,
These arenít the days the forums live but they die,

Ee do ba be
Ee da ba ba ba
Um bo bo
Be lap
People on social ee da de da de
People on forums ee da de da de da de da

It's the terror of knowing
What this Reddit is about!
Watching some good friends
Screaming come join in!
Pray tomorrow gets me posts and post and pooooooooooooost
Pressure on people, people on forums.

They turned away from it all like blind men,
Updated clues, but they don't work!
Keep coming up with updates but theyíre so slashed and broke...
Why, why, why?

Escape scape scape scape scape
Insanity laughs under social we're breaking!
Can't we give the threads one more chance?
Why can't we give posts that one more chance?
Why can't we give posts
Give posts, give posts, give posts,
Give posts, give posts, give posts, give posts, give posts....

'Cause forum's such an old-fashioned word
And posts dare you to care for
The Gowers on the...
edge of the night,
And posts dare you to change the way of
Caring about updates
This is their last dance,
This is their last chance,
This is ourselves
Under Reddit,
Under Twitter,
Social.
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23-Nov-2018 08:11:41 - Last edited on 23-Nov-2018 08:19:24 by Trewavas

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