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Trewavas
Jun Member 2014

Trewavas

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Posts Must Go On
Parody of The Show Must Go On, by Queen.


Empty Forums, what are we posting for?
Abandoned thread chats, I guess we know the score.
On and on,
Does anybody know what we are posting for?

Another social, another failed Twitch Crate,
Behind the vail of their Cambridge screen,
Hold the posts, is anybody gonna post here anymore?

Posts Must Go On!
Posts Must Go On! Yeah!
Inside Bobs hat is breaking,
The fish thread may be dying,
But my crown still stays on.

Whatever happens, we leave it all to mods,
Another archive, another failed update.
On and on,
Does anybody really buy those keys anymore?

I guess I'm singing (I'm singing),
I must be crying now,
I'll soon be posting (Posting, Posting)
On their Reddit site,
Outside the Bob is homeless,
But inside on the threads I'm aching for history!

Posts Must Go On!
Posts Must Go On! Yeah!
Inside Lusts loot is growing,
The Swordy may be balding,
But my crown still stays on.

Yeah
Woah wo oh oh

My crown is painted like the raging of ranty threads,
Fairytales of chatlounge threads will grow, but never die!
I can cry my friends!

Posts Must Go On! Yeah!
Posts Must Go On!
We'll face it with a grin,
We're never giving in,
On with the thread!

We'll break the threads,
I'll write some songs,
We have to find the will to carry...
...on with the posts, with the POSTS!

Posts Must Go On!
Go On, Go On, Go On.
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hapsody

23-Nov-2018 16:07:30 - Last edited on 15-Jul-2019 01:41:22 by Trewavas

Trewavas
Jun Member 2014

Trewavas

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Written at the request of Twillow for her 'Forum Fashion' thread.

Forumsian Fashionsody
Parody of Bohemian Rhapsody, by Queen.

Is this the right thread?
Is it just a bump I need?
Caught with no format...
No escape to my editing.

Open a thread,
Look up to the top and see...
Those buttons up there now,
They'll help you edit threads.
Because, they're bold and slant, unlined,
Strikethrough it, align it too.
Any way the colours, helps you to format your threads.
Your threads.


Poster, do you need a hand?
Have a look upon this thread,
Have a read of what I've said.
Poster, your threads have just begun!
But don't you go and throw it all away!

Poster, ooooh! You add a space to your text,
Remember that others should really read it all,
But carry on, post your threads.
It's the thought that really matters.


Titles, hook readers now,
Sends people to your threads,
Gets them posting all the time.
But you need to have a format,
And a link will help,
Gotta spread the word about your forum thread!

Poster, oooh!
We don't want no spam,
So avoid quoting lengthy forum poooooooooosts!
R
uneScapian

R
hapsody

25-Nov-2018 23:53:41 - Last edited on 15-Jul-2019 01:41:56 by Trewavas

Trewavas
Jun Member 2014

Trewavas

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I see a little imagery of their head?
Take a pic, Take a pic, you can do it near Fally!
Writing and Replying very very frightening me!
Forum Help, Forum Help,
Forum Help, Forum Help,
Forumhelpisthrereforyou!
Magnifice-e-e-e-e-nt.

But I'm just a newbie, nobody helps me.
You're not newbie, just a new face,
So read our advice on our forum fash' thread.

Easy post, easy read,
But what does bumping do?
Bump threads, Yes! They raise it on the threads! (Do they now?)
Bump threads! And anyone can bump! (Can they now?)
Bump threads! And anyone can bump! (Can they now?)
But do not spam your bumps (Do not spam)
Never, Never, Never, Never, Never pick a f-i-i-i-i-i-ght!
No, No, No, No, No, No, No!
Oh forum badge, and posting count,
They're certainly linked.
Colour-quette shouldn't detract from your threads now,
Your threads,
Your threads,
Your threaaaaaaaaaads!

So you can align text to make it easy on the eye!
And you can add symbols for visual impact!
Oh, caps lock, sounds like you're shouting!
Add an image, just gotta link to the imgur!

Posting really matters,
Cos' everyone can see.
Formats really matter.
Posting really matters to me.

Any way the forum fash'.
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uneScapian

R
hapsody

25-Nov-2018 23:54:23

Twillow
Aug
fmod Gold Premier Club Member
2005

Twillow

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You are defo the boss bard, Freddie! =D
We'll let you skip puzzles when you let us skip bosses. ~Foxxie

@Twillow_RS|| #teamblue|| #Purple4life

26-Nov-2018 00:14:20

Trewavas
Jun Member 2014

Trewavas

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Well, thank you, Twillow. Have a spur of the moment gift:

I Want to Hunt Pengs
Parody of I Want to Break Free, by Queen.

I want to hunt Pengs!
I want to hunt Pengs!
I want to hunt Pengs in the lands,
In their rocks and their self-walking crates; I just spy them!
I've got to hunt Pengs!
Froud knows!
Froud knows I want to hunt Pengs!

I've hunted in wells,
I've hunted freezers for the first time,
And this time I know it's for points!
I've hunted in wells... yeah!
Vern' knows!
Vern' knows I've hunted in wells!

They're strange with their beaks, hey,
I can't get over the way the waddle 'round the 'Scape,
But I have to be sure when I walk to the Zoo,
Oh, how the penguins roam free, Freddie,
Oh, how the penguins roam free!
Oh, how I've got to hunt pengs!

But pengs still roam on,
I can't get used to hunting the ghost, hunting the ghost, hunting the ghost without help
By the threads!
I don't wanna hunt alone!
Hey, Hill knows!
Got to hunt them on my own.
So, Twillow can't you see?
We've got to hunt Pengs!

We've got to hunt Pengs!
I want to hunt Pengs!

I want, I want, I want, I want...
To hunt...Pengs!
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uneScapian

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hapsody

28-Nov-2018 00:53:03

Trewavas
Jun Member 2014

Trewavas

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RuneScape Time (Don't let the Penguins win)
Parody of Christmas Time, (Don't let the bells end), by The Darkness.

Playing RuneScape with Twillow,
And the pengs we despise over thread chats,
With Froud.
On the mid-weeking day,
Of the Twelfth month,
The penguins they are roaming,
In men!

How we spy out-
When snowmen roam in Scape,
So we can spy!

Don't let the Penguins win!
Christmas Time, just let them roam in peace!

Well, the Freddy is cool,
And his friend left the 'Scape,
And it still it hurts!
You've got your padlocks,
Spent the best part of the year hunting penguins!
How they hide!

So that's why we hunt,
Each and every RuneScaping day!
So they can't hide!

Don't let the Penguins win!
Christmas Time, just let them roam in peace!

Christmas Time, Don't let the Pengs win!
Christmas Time, Don't let the Pengs win!

Curse underneath, the Yew tree leaf,
When you can't see!
They hid away, upon Mort Myre lands,
Now, how the hell you gonna trap it in the keep?

Christmas Time, Don't let the Pengs win!
Christmas Time, Don't let the Pengs win!
Christmas Time, Don't let the Pengs win!
Christmas Time, just let them roam in peace!

Christmas Time, -come on, Twil'!- Don't let the Pengs win!
Christmas Time, -come on, Twil'!- Don't let the Pengs win!
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uneScapian

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hapsody

23-Dec-2018 17:13:12 - Last edited on 23-Dec-2018 17:14:46 by Trewavas

Trewavas
Jun Member 2014

Trewavas

Posts: 17,968Opal Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile
The Twelve Days of 'Wavmas

On the Twelfth day of Christmas, the true Fred' gave to you,

Twelve Roaming Penguins,
Eleven Griefers Toweling,
Ten Beaches Cleaned,
Nine Twillow's Neining,
Eight Friends are Quitting,
Seven Count Resets,
Six Robin Hood Hats,
Five forum games!
Four clan members,
Three griefing songs,
Two penguin crates,
And a large helping of RuneScape parodies!
R
uneScapian

R
hapsody

23-Dec-2018 17:17:10

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