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Jokku23

Jokku23

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Here's an updated version of my song about free stuff/partyhats! (Improved version of Alicia Keys - No one)

I just want your coins
but affording a phat takes forever
Jagex can be sureΉ
releasing them makes the world better

You and me together
through the Rimmington nights
I don't worry 'cause
everyone's gonna get free stuff
People keep grinding
they can play how they like
but all I know is
everyone's gonna get free stuff

Free stuff, free stuff, free stuff
we are gonna get partyhats for free
Free stuff, free stuff, free stuff
we are gonna get partyhats for free, plz gimme
gimme, gimme
we are gonna get partyhats for free, gimme

Soon prices are crashing down²
hoarders and merchants complain
but others will be proud³
this I know… for certain

You and me together
through the Rimmington nights
I don't worry 'cause
everyone's gonna get free stuff
People keep grinding
they can play how they like
but all I know is
everyone's gonna get free stuff

Free stuff, free stuff, free stuff
we are gonna get partyhats for free!
Free stuff, free stuff, free stuff
we are gonna get partyhats for free, plz gimme
gimme, gimme
we are gonna get partyhats for free

I know…
some people grind for years
to find…
paper hats with no stats
I know…
people will try, try to deny, something so free…
till one day they'll take a step forward so plz gimme

Free stuff, free stuff, free stuff
we are gonna get partyhats for free
Free stuff, free stuff, free stuff
we are gonna get partyhats for free, plz gimme

[Legendary o o o oo ooooh part°:]
O o o oo ooooh,
o o o oo ooooh,
o o o oo o-oh! o-oh! o-oh! o-oh! oooh!
O o o oo ooooh,
o o o oo ooooh,
o o o oo o-oh! o-oh! o-oh! o-oh! oooh!

_____________________________________________________________

References: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tC5IiYpozuE (Original version)
Ή "souooooo-ooo-ouooo-ooo" (see the video above at 0:24)
² "daaaaa-aaaaaa-aaaaaa-aaaaa-aauun" (see the video above at 1:28)
³ pronounced such that it rhymes with ²
° see the video at 3:24
………. ,*˜*, ……. ,•°*•, … You'll … ,•*°•, …… ,*˜*, .………
„*˜……“• •“………'·,ΈΈ,‘•°. thank .°•',ΈΈ,·'……..“• •“……˜*„
……………………………………………………………………..
The Bible of Rimmington
“‹„ΈΈ„ •°`' · . ,ΈΈ, . · ‘ … me later … ' · . ,ΈΈ, . · '΄°•„ΈΈ„›“

17-May-2019 18:26:34

Trewavas
Jun Member 2014

Trewavas

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Who Wants To Slay Forever
Parody of Who Wants to Live Forever, by Queen.

There's some points for us,
Task set aside for us.
It takes a slay that builds up points,
That are spent away by us.

Who wants to slay forever?
Who wants to slay forever?

There's no chance for me,
Those deaths all decided me.
Morvran has only one
Sweet slay cape, set aside for us.

Who wants to slay forever?
Who wants to slay forever?
Who?

Who dares to hunt forever?
Oh, when pengs shift spots!

But slash my sword, against skulls!
Shoot my bow with the fingertips!

And we can slay, forever!
And we can kill, forever!
Forever, is their last day...

Who wants to slay, forever?
Who wants to hunt, say never!
Moreover, I hate to slay...

Who slays forever anyway?
R
uneScapian

R
hapsody

25-May-2019 04:10:31 - Last edited on 25-May-2019 04:11:09 by Trewavas

Trewavas
Jun Member 2014

Trewavas

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Get Your Hands Off My Penguin!
Parody of Get Your Hands Off My Woman, by The Darkness.

You all hunt and you are spy-ey,
In your Lumbridge or Lumber Mill,
We all know what's on the forum,
You've broken the trap!

I've got no right to roam through Scapey lands,
It's just my lost penguin,
To count!

Get Your Hands Off My Penguin, melon farmer!
Get Your Hands Off My Penguin, melon farmer!

Outvoted, you've had six emotes too many,
And they can't keep in their bumping hut.
They're too sly and too speedy, just outfox you,
So you trap them in a wall right now!

I've got no right to trap lost penguin friends,
To move them's your obsession,
You're coco-'nuts'!

Get Your Hands Off My Penguin, roaming trapper!
Get Your Hands Off My Penguin, roaming trapper!

-instrumental-

Get Your Hands Off My Penguin, melon farmer!
Get Your Hands Off My Penguin, moving trapper!
Get Your Hands Off My Penguin, moving trapper!
Get Your Hands Off My Penguin, melon farmer!

Owwwwwww,

Get Your Hands Off My Penguin, roaming trapper!
Get Your Hands Off My Penguin, roaming trapper!
R
uneScapian

R
hapsody

26-May-2019 21:26:31 - Last edited on 27-May-2019 17:16:53 by Trewavas

Trewavas
Jun Member 2014

Trewavas

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Land Out Of Time
Parody of the Land Before Time television theme song.

All I see is the fog infront of me!
(All I see is the fog infront of me!)

Barge-like boats with a fresh new land!
(Barge-like boats with a fresh new land!)

Come and quest with me,
Storms so fun and lands to roam,
Oh, creatures to slay all day long,
To the Land Out Of Time!
Out Of Time!
R
uneScapian

R
hapsody

27-May-2019 17:11:07

Jokku23

Jokku23

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Trewavas said:
Anja is a lucky woman.

The lucky fact of her existence! Here's the improved version of Shakira - Underneath your clothes.

Underneath your pockets

You're a song
written by the hands of Mod Mark
Don't get me wrong,
now this might sound to you a bit dark
but you own the place
where all my thoughts go hiding
and right in your pockets
is where I find them

Underneath your pockets
there's an endless cash stack
There's the treasure I chose
to bum but you don't mind that,
and all the freebies I deserve
for being such a sweeper, gimme!

Because of you,
I forgot other moneymaking ways
Because of you,
I haven't left Rimmington for days
When the friends are stingy
when the drop party's over
We will still belong
to each other

Underneath your pockets
there's an endless cash stack
There's the treasure I chose
to bum but you don't mind that,
and all the freebies I deserve
for being such a sweeper, gimme!
[x2]

I love you more than freebies on the Solomon's,
bummin', beggin', cadgin', pestering
Your cash stack is big,
oh baby it's so funny,
I almost don't believe it!
Sometimes rooms are built in sweepers' houses,
GPs stack in money pouches
Like a hacker
tied to her
hatchet
,
I'm tied up to this feeling

[Insert beautiful instrumental part here]

Underneath your pockets
there's an endless cash stack
There's the treasure I chose
to bum but you don't mind that,
and all the freebies I deserve
for being such a sweeper, gimme!
[x2]
………. ,*˜*, ……. ,•°*•, … You'll … ,•*°•, …… ,*˜*, .………
„*˜……“• •“………'·,ΈΈ,‘•°. thank .°•',ΈΈ,·'……..“• •“……˜*„
……………………………………………………………………..
The Bible of Rimmington
“‹„ΈΈ„ •°`' · . ,ΈΈ, . · ‘ … me later … ' · . ,ΈΈ, . · '΄°•„ΈΈ„›“

30-May-2019 17:27:07

Trewavas
Jun Member 2014

Trewavas

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I Was Made For Wearin' You
Parody of I Was Made For Lovin' You, by KISS.

Hmm, hat!
doo-doo-doo-doo-do-do-do-dooh-dooh
oooo-ooh-ooooah-oooah-ooo!
doo-doo-doo-doo-do-do-do-dooh-dooh
oooo-ooh-ooooah-oooah-ooo!

Tonight! I wanna wear you on my head!
On the forums, there's so many friends I wanna try.
And tonight, I wanna take pic's at the booth,
'Cause hat, you were worn by me!
And hat, I was made for you!

I was made for wearin' you hatty,
You were made for purple heads,
And I'm just like a cowgirl hatty,
Can I take you off of me?

Tonight, I wanna see it on my head,
Feel the gilded,
There's cosmetics that drive me wild!
And with Fred, we're gonna have a hat-wearin' comp!
'Cause his hat's so big!
And Cav', you were made for Tw-ill!

I was made for wearin' you hatty,
You were made for purple heads,
And I'm just like a cowgirl hatty,
Can I take you off of me?

I was made for wearin' you hatty,
You were made for penguin hunts!
And I'm just like a cowgirl hatty,
Can I take you off of me?

Oh, can't get a hat, oh, oh
I can't get you on, oh, oh
I can't get a hat!
Yeah, ha!

Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do
Do, do, do, do, do, do, do
Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do
Do, do, do, do, do, do, do

I was made for wearin' a hat and
You were made for singing songs!
And I just need your luck now Freddie,
Can I keep you all for me?

Oh, I was made, you were made!
I can't get a pic!
No, I can't get a pic!

I was made for wearin' you hatty,
You were made for purple heads,
And I just like a cowgirl hatty,
Can I take a pic of you?

I was made for wearin' you hatty,
You were made for wearin' me!
R
uneScapian

R
hapsody

20-Jun-2019 04:04:31 - Last edited on 20-Jun-2019 12:46:09 by Trewavas

Trewavas
Jun Member 2014

Trewavas

Posts: 18,116Opal Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile
Queen Melody
Parody of Queen at Wembley

We Will Wear You

Hatty, you're a thing, with a big feather,
Sitting on my head, gonna be a peng-friend someday!
You got gold on your brim, purple face!
Dragging your friend all over the place, singin'

We will, we will wear you - yeah, sing it!
We will, we will wear you!

Hatty, you're a gift now, worn now,
Wearing in the street, gonna hunt a peng someday
You got gold on your brim, purple face
Waving your feather all over the place - sing it!

We will, we will wear you- yeah, do it!
We will, we will wear you!

Hatty, you're an old thing, dull thing,
Pleading with the Fred, gonna get you on some thread someday!
Worn in the sands, big cactus!
Some Twillow better put you back onto her head!

We will, we will wear you, yeah, sing it!
We will, we will wear you!
We will, we will wear you!
We will, we will wear you!


Friends Will Hunt Pengs

Another peng hunting day,
See the Froud is trapped and the Freddie is creatin'
The other peng ran away, taking all the spies and leaving you with a cactus!
Got a pain on the threads,
Katy's on strike,
What you need is reset!
It's so easy now, when you've got pengs you can hunt!

Friends will hunt pengs!
When you're in need of spies they give you hats and reports now,
Friends will hunt pengs!
When you're Froudling and all pengs are lost, hold out your hand,
'cause friends will hunt pengs right 'til the trap!

It's a beautiful thing,
The Chuck he delivered a report of your penguin,
Only a tele away,
You tried to trap him in a wall but somebody moved your penguin!
It's a matter of fact, you're getting used to hunts,
With a mountain in your way!
It's so easy now, when you've got pengs you can hunt!

Friends will hunt pengs!
When you're in need of spies they give you hats and reports now,
Friends will hunt pengs!
When you're Froudling and all pengs are lost, point out your hand,
Friends will hunt pengs right 'til the end...
R
uneScapian

R
hapsody

20-Jun-2019 04:20:18 - Last edited on 20-Jun-2019 15:35:49 by Trewavas

Trewavas
Jun Member 2014

Trewavas

Posts: 18,116Opal Posts by user Forum Profile RuneMetrics Profile
Queen Melody Cont.

We Are The Scapers

I've played on my 'Scape,
Land out of Time,
I've seen my friends quit,
And committed to clans!
And new updates - I've seen a few!
I've had my share of threads eaten by space,
But I've written new!

We are the Scapers, my friend!
And we'll keep on playin' till the end!
We are the Scapers,
We are the Scapers,
No time for Warcraft, 'cause we are the Scapers!
Of the threads!

I've hunted my pengs,
And my statue's now call.
The clue scrolls brought me summons and fortune and a load of teleports;
I thank the Elves!
But I have no friends in clan chats,
Just ships in a port!
To comp is a challenge, before the whole RuneScapian race,
That I'll nev'r do!

oh,
Nosword, the hairless, my friend,
And he'll keep on drinkin', 'till the end,
Nosword the hairless,
Nosword the swordless,
No time for tea breaks,
'Cause Nosword the clueless.....

We are the Scapers, my friend!
And we'll keep on playin' till the end!
We are the Scapers,
We are the Scapers,
No time for Warcraft, 'cause we are the Scapers!

Of the threads!
R
uneScapian

R
hapsody

20-Jun-2019 04:21:39 - Last edited on 22-Jun-2019 03:04:04 by Trewavas

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