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Found my old one in Games Lounge:

I first invented my Imcando pistol and then repaired my Drygore Rapier
The highwayman said stand and deliver or Zamorak he may take ya

I took all of his gp and it was a pretty prawn penny
I took all of his gp yeah and I brought it home to Anja

Whack with my rubberduck-o
There's whiskey in a jar-o
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2018 FIFA World Cup Russia™
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10-May-2018 11:09:34

Trewavas
Jun Member 2014

Trewavas

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-thumbs up- :D

Edit: Here's one of my older ones. Another full parody, rather than a verse.

Penguin Submarine
(Parody of: Yellow Submarine, by The Beatles)

In the threads where I posted,
Lived a girl, who ruined counts,
And she told us of her life,
In the land of submarines,
So we counted to twenty five,
Till the post, a post of green,
And we lived in chat lounge threads,
In our penguin submarine

We all live in a Penguin Submarine,
Penguin Submarine, Penguin Submarine,
We all live in a Penguin Submarine,
Penguin Submarine, Penguin Submarine,

And my friends are all onboard,
No hair, and fruity waves,
And the pengs begin to hide...

We all live in a Penguin Submarine,
Penguin Submarine, Penguin Submarine,
We all live in a Penguin Submarine,
Penguin Submarine, Penguin Submarine,

(Full flipper ahead Captain Marlin, full flipper ahead!
Full flipper ahead it is, Pescaling.
Grab the rock, drop the crate!
Squawk, Sir, Squawk!
Ping and Pong)

As we post on forums
Twillow, has bright white teeth
Submarine day, posts of green
In our penguin submarine

We all live in a Penguin Submarine,
Penguin Submarine, Penguin Submarine,
We all live in a Penguin Submarine,
Penguin Submarine, Penguin Submarine,
We all live in a Penguin Submarine,
Penguin Submarine, Penguin Submarine.
R
uneScapian

R
hapsody

10-May-2018 14:06:08 - Last edited on 10-May-2018 14:11:09 by Trewavas

Jokku23

Jokku23

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What about some Shakira?

You're a song
written by the hands of Mod Mark.
Don't get me wrong,
now this might sound to you a bit dark…
but you own the place
where all my thoughts go hiding…
and right in your pockets
is where I find them!

Underneath your pockets
there's an endless cash stack.
There's the treasure I chose
to bum but you don't mind that,
and all the freebies I deserve…
for being such a good boy, plz Anja!
………. ,*˜*, ……. ,•°*•, … You'll … ,•*°•, …… ,*˜*, .………
„*˜……“• •“………'·,ΈΈ,‘•°. thank .°•',ΈΈ,·'……..“• •“……˜*„
……………………………………………………………………..
The Bible of Rimmington
“‹„ΈΈ„ •°`' · . ,ΈΈ, . · ‘ … me later … ' · . ,ΈΈ, . · '΄°•„ΈΈ„›“

12-May-2018 12:53:29

Jokku23

Jokku23

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I made it a full song… enjoy!

Underneath your pockets

You're a song
written by the hands of Mod Mark.
Don't get me wrong,
now this might sound to you a bit dark…
but you own the place
where all my thoughts go hiding…
and right in your pockets
is where I find them!

Underneath your pockets
there's an endless cash stack.
There's the treasure I chose
to bum but you don't mind that,
and all the freebies I deserve…
for being such a good boy, plz Anja!

Because of you,
I forgot other moneymaking ways.
Because of you,
I haven't left Rimmington for days.
When the friends are stingy…
when the drop party's over…
We will still discuss…
sweeper charities!

Underneath your pockets
there's an endless cash stack.
There's the treasure I chose
to bum but you don't mind that,
and all the freebies I deserve…
for being such a good boy, plz Anja! [x2]

I love you more than freebies on the Solomon's,
Bummin' beggin' cadgin' pestering…
Your cash stack is big,
oh baby it's so funny,
I almost don't believe it!
As daily GP out of your pockets,
phats popping out of crackers.
Like a lady tied to Excalibur,
I'm tied up to this feeling…

[insert beautiful instrumental part here]

Underneath your pockets
there's an endless cash stack.
There's the treasure I chose
to bum but you don't mind that,
and all the freebies I deserve…
for being such a good boy, plz Anja! [x2]
………. ,*˜*, ……. ,•°*•, … You'll … ,•*°•, …… ,*˜*, .………
„*˜……“• •“………'·,ΈΈ,‘•°. thank .°•',ΈΈ,·'……..“• •“……˜*„
……………………………………………………………………..
The Bible of Rimmington
“‹„ΈΈ„ •°`' · . ,ΈΈ, . · ‘ … me later … ' · . ,ΈΈ, . · '΄°•„ΈΈ„›“

13-May-2018 18:23:37

Trewavas
Jun Member 2014

Trewavas

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Welcome to the Cherry Parade

When I was, a young ripple,
My father took me into Varrock,
To see a hanging man,
He said Cherry when you grow up,
Would you be, the owner of a doggie,
With some hair and with a sword?
He said will you, remould them,
Your Herbies, and all your Dragon bonies?

Unlock the Farming Spells?
Because Wavy'll sing you,
A song now, to lead you in the boredom,
To join Old School RuneScape!

When I was, a young ripple,
My father took me into Varrock,
To see a hanging man,
He said Cherry when you grow up,
Would you be the saviour of the patches?
With your gothic profile pic?

Sometimes I get reborn,
She's spitting over me,
And other times I see those pointed ears,
Well through the count threads,
Their rise and fall,
Dead dragons on my sword,
And when you regrow what we wanna know,

We'll boredom on, we'll bore you on,
And though the braces are a remould, believe me;
Fred's memory will carry on,
We'll bore you on,
And in my songs, I can't contain it,
The anthem won't explain it!

The poufy tail sends you laughing,
Like Basil Brush on screen,
Swords lack of sword won't kill us all!
So, dye it black,
Feed a duck,
Let's sing a Wavy song!
Defiant to the Craft,
We hear the call...

To boredom on, we'll bore you on,
And though the braces are remoulded; believe me,
Fred's memory will carry on,
We'll bore you on,
And in my songs, I can't contain it,
The anthem won't explain it!

On and on she spits upon the threads!
(oh oh oh)
Disappointed faces of the Mods!
(oh oh oh)

Take a look at her,
With her Fruity Waves of glee,
Post or No?
You'll never tame her,
Cause her world,
Is full of farms,
You can try,
But you'll never slay her,

She wants it all,
'Cause she's just like Queen,
In the loungy,
Oh no, I'm sorry,
This song,
It's far too long,
So, I'll stop,
Before all the broken.

Listen here,
It still goes on,
Just a Wave,
Not the Wav,
He's the boy who had to sing this song,
I'm just a Corn,
I'm not a Freddie,
I DON'T CARE!
R
uneScapian

R
hapsody

13-May-2018 22:58:33 - Last edited on 13-May-2018 23:33:54 by Trewavas

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