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Twillow
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Twillow

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I'ma poke Froudling and now purple hair, purple hairrrrr is in my head =)
We'll let you skip puzzles when you let us skip bosses. ~Foxxie

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23-Jun-2018 18:36:34 - Last edited on 23-Jun-2018 18:36:48 by Twillow

Trewavas
Jun Member 2014

Trewavas

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In My RuneScape
Parody of In My Defence, by Freddie Mercury.

In my Forums, What is there to post?
All the Mage trees we chop, just regrow today.
It’s not easy now, Knowing how to Solak,
While the boss we try, tears good friends apart!

I'm just a Wavy with a song,
How can I try, to write a parody?
For just a poster with a Crystal Tree,
I'm caught on threadies, with a blazing song.

In my RuneScape, what is there to hunt?
All those lost Penguins – they’re Twillows,
I mine my Crystal Flecked Rocks - hadda make those flasks,
Then like a sailing ship,
Ports are here with their comping tasks!

I'm just a poster with a song,
How can I try, to write this song?
For just a poster with a melody,
I'm caught on ’Scape, with a Livid Farm.

-solo-

Just a Wavy with a song,
How can I try, to hunt those pengs?
I’m just a poster with a Melon Tree,
I'm caught in between, with a Scaping Rune.

Caught in between, with a Scaping Rune!
Caught in between, with a Scaping Rune!

Oh, what a Rune?
Yeah, that Earth Rune,
Must I cry?
To unlock that clue.

Oh, help me grind,
Please assist me!
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uneScapian

R
hapsody

25-Jun-2018 00:24:22

Trewavas
Jun Member 2014

Trewavas

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(another old one - full version of the song on page one, post one)

21 Posts
Parody of: Twenty One Guns, by Green Day

Do you know what's worth posting for?
When it's not worth counting for?
Do the penguins waddle away?
Across the ice to their submarine?
Does the green weigh out the purple?
And you look for a peng to hide?
Did someone sing a ‘Wavy song?
You're in resets!

One, twenty-one posts,
Reset your threads,
Give up the fight!
One, twenty-one posts!
Throw away your cakes across the ice,
You and I!

When you’re whispering around Ardounge Zoo,
And you’ve lost that penguin crate,
And your resets have taken their toll,
When your cakes crumble up upon your lap.
Your friends walk on broken ice,
Save that one in the land of the spice,
Our counts will never last,
You're in resets

World, seventy-one,
Hunt escaped pengs,
Post on the threads,
Five, hundred and four,
Build up their hopes – reset the counts,
You and I

Do you try and count on your own?
When you caught all those fish alone?
Did you stand too close to the sea?
Like a spy looking for a penguin in a stone!

When it's time to reset the count,
And you just give us another try,
Something inside this ‘Wav has cried,
I’m in ruins…

One, twenty-one points,
Reset your threads,
Give up the fight!
Four, twenty-four posts!
Hunt lost pengs, ruin the counts!

World, seventy-one,
Hunt escaped pengs,
Post on the threads.
Five, hundred and four,
Build up their hopes – reset counts,
Twill and ow
R
uneScapian

R
hapsody

25-Jun-2018 00:49:02 - Last edited on 25-Jun-2018 00:59:49 by Trewavas

Trewavas
Jun Member 2014

Trewavas

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Penguin Rock
Parody of Brighton Rock, by Queen.

Penguin hunting day, Twillow spied away,
Met her little Pengie on a jungle isle away,
A happy bear in well, so decorously spied,
'neath the water-filled facilities all around the RuneyScape!
"It's so good to know there's still a quiet whisper on the threads;
I'll hunt those spies"

"Froudy will you spy - hunt my lost peng'
Nobody ever need tell the 'Wav, tell me Froud, what do you say?"
"Oh no I must away to escape the balding swords,
If those Penguins should discover, how I trapped them in a wall.
It would be of much avail to talk of spies in Yanille’s Wall,
I'll say, shut doors!"

O Rock of Penguins, do not falter, Twil' has lost you now,
O Lady Froud, hunt them, a little lifetime hunt if you’ll spy!

-instrumental-

Wavy pines away, posts his count up every day,
"She must always reset, nothing can nein realise"
"Oh no I compromised, I won't apologise
If the posters should discover how I reset the counting threads..."
R
uneScapian

R
hapsody

26-Jun-2018 02:03:58

Trewavas
Jun Member 2014

Trewavas

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Annexing in the R.S
Parody of Anarchy in the UK, by The 'Pistols.

Right: Frou ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
I am an anti-clan!
I am an annexer!
I know what I want,
And I know how to get it!
I want a return of the Robin Hat!

'Cause I want to destroy the Airuts!
Five dogs now!

Annexing for the R.S.
It's coming right now, and maxing,
I kill a skiller, stop a Warband line,
Your faviourite hat has sure been broken!

'Cause I want to be anti-clan!
In the Ardy!

How many ways think of name?
I use a Brian, I need a Brian!
I use the P.B.J!
I use annexing!

'Cause I want to be maxed now,
It’s the only way to be!

Is this the Myreque?
Or is this the K.G.P?
Or is this the H.A.M?
I thought it was the R.S.
Or just another clan thread!
Another naming thread up now,

I want to be annexing!
And I want to be anti-clan!
(Oh what a name)
And I want to be an annexer!
(I get Brian, Greif now!)
R
uneScapian

R
hapsody

26-Jun-2018 02:32:33 - Last edited on 26-Jun-2018 11:45:56 by Trewavas

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