In My RuneScape Parody of In My Defence, by Freddie Mercury.
In my Forums, What is there to post? All the Mage trees we chop, just regrow today. It’s not easy now, Knowing how to Solak, While the boss we try, tears good friends apart!
I'm just a Wavy with a song, How can I try, to write a parody? For just a poster with a Crystal Tree, I'm caught on threadies, with a blazing song.
In my RuneScape, what is there to hunt? All those lost Penguins – they’re Twillows, I mine my Crystal Flecked Rocks - hadda make those flasks, Then like a sailing ship, Ports are here with their comping tasks!
I'm just a poster with a song, How can I try, to write this song? For just a poster with a melody, I'm caught on ’Scape, with a Livid Farm.
Just a Wavy with a song, How can I try, to hunt those pengs? I’m just a poster with a Melon Tree, I'm caught in between, with a Scaping Rune.
Caught in between, with a Scaping Rune! Caught in between, with a Scaping Rune!
Oh, what a Rune? Yeah, that Earth Rune, Must I cry? To unlock that clue.
(another old one - full version of the song on page one, post one)
21 Posts Parody of: Twenty One Guns, by Green Day
Do you know what's worth posting for? When it's not worth counting for? Do the penguins waddle away? Across the ice to their submarine? Does the green weigh out the purple? And you look for a peng to hide? Did someone sing a ‘Wavy song? You're in resets!
One, twenty-one posts, Reset your threads, Give up the fight! One, twenty-one posts! Throw away your cakes across the ice, You and I!
When you’re whispering around Ardounge Zoo, And you’ve lost that penguin crate, And your resets have taken their toll, When your cakes crumble up upon your lap. Your friends walk on broken ice, Save that one in the land of the spice, Our counts will never last, You're in resets
World, seventy-one, Hunt escaped pengs, Post on the threads, Five, hundred and four, Build up their hopes – reset the counts, You and I
Do you try and count on your own? When you caught all those fish alone? Did you stand too close to the sea? Like a spy looking for a penguin in a stone!
When it's time to reset the count, And you just give us another try, Something inside this ‘Wav has cried, I’m in ruins…
One, twenty-one points, Reset your threads, Give up the fight! Four, twenty-four posts! Hunt lost pengs, ruin the counts!
World, seventy-one, Hunt escaped pengs, Post on the threads. Five, hundred and four, Build up their hopes – reset counts, Twill and ow
Penguin hunting day, Twillow spied away, Met her little Pengie on a jungle isle away, A happy bear in well, so decorously spied, 'neath the water-filled facilities all around the RuneyScape! "It's so good to know there's still a quiet whisper on the threads; I'll hunt those spies"
"Froudy will you spy - hunt my lost peng' Nobody ever need tell the 'Wav, tell me Froud, what do you say?" "Oh no I must away to escape the balding swords, If those Penguins should discover, how I trapped them in a wall. It would be of much avail to talk of spies in Yanille’s Wall, I'll say, shut doors!"
O Rock of Penguins, do not falter, Twil' has lost you now, O Lady Froud, hunt them, a little lifetime hunt if you’ll spy!
Wavy pines away, posts his count up every day, "She must always reset, nothing can nein realise" "Oh no I compromised, I won't apologise If the posters should discover how I reset the counting threads..."