Oh my god hahahaha I can't get enough of how dwarve are Runescape's drunkards. Whenever I'm doing a quest and I'm told to seek out a dwarf, all I need to do is seek our the "beer" icon on the minimap and it works every time without fail.
And oh my god don't get me started on the Drunken Dwarf walking around Keldagrim that appears in one of the earlier Dwarf quests. It's just too much, reminds me a lot of my fratty friends back in college. Keep up the sense of humor!