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Azure Sunday

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I posted this story especially for you woodcutters and fishers, etc. who need something to read while you work. Not only is this a long story but it is also a finished story. You won't find many of those on the forums. :)

WARNING: This is not a story for the faint of heart. There are some gruesome torture and battle scenes.
This is a story for all classes, however. For those noobs out there, I hope that you will draw strength from this story. For those higher-level people out there, this is one funny story with noobs - read it!

READ. ENJOY. POST.

JOIN IN THE INSANITY!




Some notes about the story:

Length: 75 chapters! 640K characters!

It started off small, but then it grew and just kept on growing. The original Revolt Lover Series spanned four threads, beating the IP Series in length. Now, following the death of the first Revolt Lover thread, I have reposted the whole series here in a condensed version. I am sorry to all of those who like seeing the comments in between chapters. I had to cut out some pretty interesting stuff about eating battery acid, etc. I hope that you will look past this however and have fun reading the story.

This was my first Runescape story. The writing at the start is iffy at best and some might think that it is a noob story, but I see it differently. I began to write up this story before I even witnessed Noob 1, 2, 3 - type stories and since I was trying to make it resemble Runescape, I gave it a Runescape-like script style. But it is also unique in having more description than a noob story, particularly in its later parts, along with a complex plot.

Now this story was popular in its prime or else it would not be so long. Many people have enjoyed it and I hope you have a fun time reading it aswell.
Feel free to rate or comment on the story at any time.

27-May-2006 17:27:03 - Last edited on 28-May-2006 17:30:41 by Azure Sunday

Azure Sunday

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Special thanks to:

A(c)zraeleterni
Starwarfan0
Dot278
Squidmasher
Darkness2186
Death1633
Kitkat1995
Runeskull202
Baa Bleety
Xanthangum
Masterchi526
Nutdo
Folp9

(I know there are more, but this is all I could think of quickly. :P)

27-May-2006 17:27:31 - Last edited on 26-Jul-2006 17:54:51 by Azure Sunday

Azure Sunday

Azure Sunday

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FINAL POLL
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For those that have finished the series, what would you rate it on a scale of 1-10?

10: 15

9.5: 11

9: 4

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Post and I will update this with your votes.

27-May-2006 17:27:37 - Last edited on 30-Jan-2007 15:22:55 by Azure Sunday

Azure Sunday

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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
CREATIVE READERS
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Many readers have sent in poems and quotes and I used some of these at the starts of my chapters. This post is to commemorate some of the pieces sent in by readers that died with the initial thread. I will add new entries to this post if any other readers send stuff in.

~~~(c)MR. HAPPY~~~
by Azrael E'terni

Mr. Happy loves to smile.
Smile and kill all the while.
Happy to turn smiles to sad.
Noob inquisitions made him mad.

Went kind of crazy in his head.
Elitists probably think he's dead.
If he's smiling they won't care.
Try to escape? He wouldn't dare.

(c)Mr. Happy underground,
Padded walls all around.
Think he'd finally talk by now.
Maybe he can't remember how.

Surely he would have made his peace,
Save himself from torturous expertise.
Can't say that I'd last as long,
Maybe I could, but maybe I'm wrong.

(c)Mr. Happy loves to smile.
Smile and kill all the while.
Happy to turn smiles to sad.
Noob inquisitions made him mad.

(c)Mr. Happy underground,
Padded walls all around.
Think he'd finally talk by now.
Maybe he can't remember how.

-Azrael E'terni



One bright day in the middle of the night...
Two dead men got up to fight...
Back to back they faced each other...
Drew their swords and shot each other...
how do i know this lie is true?
ask the blind man he saw too!

-Logan 4430

27-May-2006 17:27:41 - Last edited on 28-May-2006 17:14:25 by Azure Sunday

Azure Sunday

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~~PAYDAY FOR BOB~~

There once was a nooblet named Bob,
Quite pathetic and needing a job.
In huge desperation he asked all the nation
For one-so they started a mob.

They chased him from Varrok to Ardounge,
From Midnight all the way to far noon.
Then one said "Hey, guys, to sure his demise"
"To Wildy with him!" Said him. Rawr, goon!

So north did they lead him to kill him,
With anger this act it did fill him,
So run to some bats, and other habitats,
And the mob the whole way followed still him.

The mob took some damage, were mad.
And Bob he did laugh-was he bad?
The mob did deserve this-remember-preserve this
Killing Bob now was a large fad.

But eventually all the mob died,
And each of them mumbled and cried.
For above their heads was mark signs of the dead-
A skull which they got 'long the ride.

So Bob became rich and yelled "Fore!"
He had six mil which you can't ignore.
Bob grinned and walked off to brag and to scoff.
For a job it was needed no more.

- Legoleg

27-May-2006 17:27:45 - Last edited on 17-Mar-2007 22:57:37 by Azure Sunday

Azure Sunday

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Sun cast its rays upon the ground,
The trod of feet the only sound,
As two opponents bent on war,
Came to settle an eternal score.

Elitist clothed in fiery gold,
Did in his hand a halberd hold,
While noob dressed all in solid hide,
Wore a bronze scimmy at his side.

"You cannot win" elitist said,
"You know you will just end up dead.
I don't see why you've even tried,
There is no point in suicide."

"There is a point." The noob then cried,
"I fight for all the noobs that died,
For all those that must work as slaves,
Eternally inside your caves."

"For all those that have suffered shame,
Being called names inside this game,
For 15 ashes I now stand
Stolen by an elitist hand"

And now from scabbards weapons rasped,
In steady grips their hilts were clasped,
The halberd whistled through the air,
And bronze scimmy met it there.

Wars dance began in jerky stride,
Two blades traced arcs against the sky,
For only one blow would decide,
Who would live and who would die.

-Qazwsx3740

27-May-2006 17:28:53

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