Does Anja count as an item? What about if you put her in a barrel. I mean it works for Ana. There's https://runescape.wiki/w/Ana_in_a_barrel - so I went to Rimmington to ask Anja herself.
She was really up for the idea, unfortunately, her boyfriend... ugh. Husband? I don't want to believe it. I think she could do better, the miscreant started "playing around" by shaking her in the barrel, before promptly knocking the barrel down the stairs and injuring poor Anja's arm! Frankly, I think someone needs to do something about this abusive relationship she's clearly in. He tries to play it off as "just a prank bro", but I don't believe it.
Really not understanding the hate for Anja in a barrel here guys. Ana in a barrel is acceptable, but Anja in a barrel is too far? Clearly some people are jealous of Anja here, and probably just want to have her all for herself.
A wonderful suggestion Toph, thank you for abiding by the rules! You are a good soul. You have inspired me to perhaps change my choice from An a in a barrel or mod shauny to Augmented Sunspear (Melee) with P4E2 + AS3, but Sunspear raw was an excellent choice too.