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GreytBritain

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After loosing sixteen consecutive rounds of Rock, Paper, Siccors, King Kasharren has been defeated, and handed over Misthalin to my charactor, Kronesian Jr. King Kronesian Jr is reforming misthalin into the Second Dragonkin Empire, and enforcing Dragonkin Worship as the one true faith.

The Empire hereby declares war on all, and demands tribute and submission from the lesser races. This involves presenting yourself before King Kronesian jr and doing the whip & nae nae. All nations and peoples have 48 hours to comply, or face damnation in the hellfires of the Dragonkin.

No longer will the people of Gielinor be burdened to think for themselves, or protect themselves. From now on, the Dragonkin shall do all the thinking for you, and we shall hold all the weapons.

Instead of a costly "great wall", the new dragon kin have lined the boarders of Misthalin with banana peels to stop any invaders in their tracks. Come at us, you can't.

Consider the banana conquest of Gielinor in effect.

Submit to the N W O.


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Hazbollah said:
GreytBritain said:
Instead of a costly "great wall"

Would he have made non-Misthalites make it? And scapegoat Kharidians? And have been a business man beforehand?


He makes a good point, We're gonna make a great wall, a beautiful wall, the best wall, and the Asgarnians are gonna pay for it!
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01-Apr-2016 14:21:20 - Last edited on 01-Apr-2016 14:49:38 by GreytBritain

Hazbollah
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GreytBritain said:
Instead of a costly "great wall"

Would he have made non-Misthalites make it? And scapegoat Kharidians? And have been a business man beforehand?
All these sins disguised as blessings

01-Apr-2016 14:40:11

Lady Ria
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Lady Ria

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Jean stop being ridiculous, we all know Kronesian Jr. couldn't happen.

However, the Atinaese-Kronesian (Kronesian of Kronesians for you southern pumiichi****h) is a very real concept we were waiting to reveal.

In co-operation with Jagex and our new mining overlords, Worshipper loyalists have pooled together enough money to purchase the end of the Stone of Jas storyline.

I would like to confirm the Stone of Jas is in fact an egg, but it isn't Jas' egg. The Stone of Jas is the egg of the Atinaese Kronesian!

But no. Jean had to go and spoil the return. What a jerk.
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01-Apr-2016 14:40:56

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