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This book contains famous Bible stories that have been modified to fit into the world of Gielinor.

I want to stress that this is not meant to insult anyone. The purpose is to bring these great Bible stories to people's attention. Hopefully you will enjoy reading them :)

Contents

Our Anja prayer
The one who asks receives
Anja feeds the five thousand
Cheerful kingdom of Rimmington
Anja walks on the water
Anja enriches wine of Zamorak
Anja is Goddess of Freebies
The begging
The fiery furnace
Anja's wise judgement
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06-May-2018 12:56:22 - Last edited on 07-Sep-2019 07:54:15 by Jokku23

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Our Anja prayer

Our Anja who art in Rimmington,
hallowed be thy house.
Thy fan club come.
Thy money be bummed
on RS3 as it is in Old School.
Give us this day
our daily gp
and forgive us our scams,
as we forgive those
who've been trolling in Daemonheim,
and lead us not into poverty,
but cover us with gold.
For thine is the fan club,
and Asgarnia,
and the glory,
for ever
Anjamen.
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06-May-2018 12:56:32 - Last edited on 06-May-2018 12:57:34 by Jokku23

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The one who asks receives (Luke 11:5-13)

Wise Old Man said: “Suppose you go to Anja at midnight and say, ‘Anja, plz lend me three loaves of bread; a friend of mine on a journey has come to me, and I have no food to offer him.’ And suppose Anja inside answers, ‘Shh, Jokku. Hengel is already home, and we are sleeping. I can’t get up and give you anything.’ I tell you, even though she will not get up and give you the bread because of friendship, yet because of your shameless audacity she will surely get up and give you as much as you need.

So I say to you: Ask and it will be given to you; seek and you will find; knock and the door will be opened to you. For everyone who asks receives; the one who seeks finds; and to the one who knocks, the door will be opened.

Which of you fathers, if your son asks for a blowpipe, will give him a snake instead? Or if he asks for a malediction shard, will give him a scorpion? If you then, though you are evil, know how to give good gifts to your children, how much more will Anja in Rimmington give the daily gp to those who ask her!”
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Anja feeds the five thousand (Mark 6:30-44)

The sweepers gathered around Anja and reported to her all they had done and taught. Then, because so many people were coming and going that they did not even have a chance to eat, she said to them, “Come with me by yourselves to Rimmington and get some rest.”

So they went away by themselves to Rimmington. But many who saw them leaving recognized them and ran on foot from all the towns and got there ahead of them. When Anja saw a large crowd, she had compassion on them, because they were like sheep without a shepherd. So she began teaching them many things.

By this time it was late in the day, so her sweepers came to her. “This is a remote place,” they said, “and it’s already very late. Send the people away so that they can go to Falador and buy themselves something to eat.”

But she answered, “You give them something to eat.”

They said to her, “That would take more than half a year’s wages! Are we to go and spend that much on bread and give it to them to eat?”

“How many loaves do you have?” she asked. “Go and see.”

When they found out, they said, “Five — and two fish.”

Then Anja directed them to have all the people sit down in groups on the green grass. So they sat down in groups of hundreds and fifties. Taking the five loaves and the two fish and looking up to heaven, she gave cheers and broke the loaves. Then she gave them to her sweepers to distribute to the people. She also divided the two fish among them all. They all ate and were satisfied, and the sweepers picked up twelve basketfuls of broken pieces of bread and fish. The number of the men who had eaten was five thousand.
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06-May-2018 12:56:32 - Last edited on 06-May-2018 12:59:20 by Jokku23

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Cheerful kingdom of Rimmington (Matthew 20:1-16)

The cheerful kingdom of Rimmington is like Anja who went out early in the morning to hire sweepers for Winkin's farm. She agreed to pay them a partyhat for the day and sent them into Winkin's farm.

About nine in the morning she went out and saw others standing in Falador marketplace doing nothing. She told them, "You also go and work in Winkin's farm, and I will pay you a partyhat." So they went.

Anja went out again about noon and about three in the afternoon and did the same thing. About five in the afternoon she went out and found still others standing around. She asked them, "Why have you been standing here all day long doing nothing?"

"Because no one has hired us," they answered.

She said to them, "You also go and work in Winkin's farm."

When evening came, Anja said to Mrs. Winkin, "Call the sweepers and pay them their wages, beginning with the last ones hired and going on to the first."

The workers who were hired about five in the afternoon came and each received a partyhat. So when those came who were hired first, they expected to receive more. But each one of them also received a partyhat. When they received it, they began to grumble against Anja. "These who were hired last worked only one hour," they said, "and you have made them equal to us who have borne the burden of the work and the heat of the day."

But she answered one of them, "I am not being unfair to you, friend. Didn’t you agree to work for a partyhat? Take your pay and go. I want to give the one who was hired last the same as I gave you. Don’t I have the right to do what I want with my own money? Or are you envious because I am generous?"

So the last will be first, and the first will be last.
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06-May-2018 12:56:33 - Last edited on 06-May-2018 12:59:49 by Jokku23

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Anja walks on the water (Matthew 14:22-33)

Anja made the sweepers get into the fishing trawler and go on ahead of her to start the fishing trip, while she dismissed sad Zamorakian spies. After she had dismissed them, she went to Rimmington church by herself to pray. Later that night, she was still praying, and the trawler was already a considerable distance from land, buffeted by the waves because the wind was against it.

Shortly before dawn Anja went out to them, walking on the sea. When the sweepers saw her walking on the water, they were thrilled. "It's Anja!" they said, and gazed in awe.

Anja immediately said to them: "Yes, it is I. Why are you surprised?"

"Anja, if it's you," Jokku replied, "tell me to come to you on the water."

"Come," she said.

Then Jokku got down out of the boat, walked on the water and came toward Anja. But when he saw the wind, he was afraid and, beginning to sink, cried out, "Anja, save me!"

Immediately Anja reached out his hand and caught him. "You of little faith," she said, "why did you doubt?"

And when they climbed into the trawler, Anja helped them to catch thousands of Manta Ray. Then those who were in the boat worshiped her, saying, "Truly you are the Goddess of Freebies."
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Anja enriches wine of Zamorak (John 2:1-11)

A wedding took place at Zamorakian church south of Aubury's Rune Shop in the south-east corner of Varrock. Anja and her sweepers had not been invited to the wedding, but they decided to attend anyway. When the wine was gone, one of the sweepers whispered to Anja, "Soon they will get more wine."

Mage of Zamorak said to his servants, "Bring the extra wine here."

Nearby stood six stone jars of wine of Zamorak, the kind used by the herblorists for super ranging potions, each holding from twenty to thirty gallons.

Anja shouted, "Look! A partyhat spawned outside!"

Anja had spawned a partyhat outside the church, and everyone rushed to get it. While everyone focused on the partyhat, Anja did something to the wine of Zamorak without anyone noticing. Anja telegrabbed the partyhat on the very last moment, and Mage of Zamorak was mad.

Then he told to his servants, "Take some of the wine to the master of the banquet."

They did so, and the master of the banquet tasted the wine that now smelled like a pee. Then he called the bridegroom aside and said, "This wine tastes horrible. Zamorak sucks. The wedding is ruined unless we can get proper wine."

Anja said, "Let me see", and blessed the wine. The wine had now become perfect. The master of the banquet praised Anja, and everyone started planning a revenge on Zamorak.

What Anja did here in Varrock was the first of the signs through which she revealed her opposition against Zamorak, and her sweepers believed in her.
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06-May-2018 12:56:34 - Last edited on 17-Jun-2018 14:07:20 by Jokku23

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Anja is Goddess of Freebies (John 1:1-13)

In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with Goddess of Freebies, and the Word was Goddess of Freebies.

The same was in the beginning with Goddess of Freebies.

All freebies were made by her; and without her was not any thing made that was free.

In her was life; and the life was the light of freeloaders.

And the light shineth even in the Wilderness; and the Wilderness comprehended it not.

There was a woman sent from Goddess of Freebies, whose name was Anja.

The same came for a witness, to bear witness of the Light, that all freeloaders through her might believe.

But, she was not sent to just bear witness of that Light. She was that Light.

She was the true Light, which lighteth every partyhat that cometh into Gielinor.

She was in Gielinor, and Gielinor was made by her, and investors and braggers knew her not.

She came unto her own, and her own received her not.

But as many as received her, to them gave she power to obtain free stuff and currency known as gold, coins, or gold pieces (gp).

Which were gained, not by skilling, nor by bossing, nor by merching, but by begging, with the help of Goddess of Freebies.
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The begging (Genesis 1:1-2:3)

In the begging Anja created the servers and Gielinor. Now Gielinor was formless and empty, darkness was over the surface of the deep, and the Spirit of Freebies was hovering over the waters.

And Anja said, "Let there be light," and there was light. Anja saw that the light was good, and she separated the light from the darkness. Anja called the light "Rimmington", and the darkness she called "Wilderness." And there was evening, and there was morning - the first daily reset.

And Anja said, "Let Christmas crackers spawn everywhere so that players can have free partyhats". So Anja spawned Christmas crackers, and this attracted cheerful people who came to have fun. And it was so. And there was evening, and there was morning - the second daily reset. This was also the first weekly reset.

And Anja said, "Let there be free permanent item spawns that last forever". And it was so. Among other things, free antipoison spawn was added near Observatory clue spot, and it helped adventurers who became poisoned during Treasure Trails. And Anja saw that free item spawns were good.

Then Anja said, "Let the land produce vegetation: allow people pick up free food from farmers' fields for free of charge". And it was so. The land produced vegetation: potatoes, cabbages, wheat, and onions. And Anja saw that it was good. And there was evening, and there was morning - the third daily reset.

And Anja said, "Let there be a farm where talented sweepers can practise their skills". Anja created a minigame and called it "Vinesweeper". And it was so. Anja made Menaphos city quest require a lot of rosemary seeds. This made Vinesweeper very profitable for the most talented sweepers. And Anja saw that it was good. And there was evening, and there was morning - the fourth daily reset.
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06-May-2018 12:56:34 - Last edited on 28-Jul-2018 18:20:12 by Jokku23

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And Anja said, "Let every adventurer who visits the Rimmington harbour have a free port to run and manage". So Anja created free ships for everyone. And free staff to help them gather free stuff. People could manage their port and send voyages, and everything from port was free. And Anja saw that it was good. There was a sweeper named Umi who worked at the port. Anja blessed her and said, "To people who are helpful, give lifeboats to protect their crew". And there was evening, and there was morning - the fifth daily reset.

And Anja said, "Let the Elf city come alive and offer many kind of freebies". And it was so. Anja called the city "Prifddinas". She put an autobumming feature in effect so that people could borrow things from the elves more easily. Anja made mint cakes available from Hefin course so that sweepers could beg for a treat from their agile friends. Among other things, the elf city also contained free harmonic dust and crafting xp from harps and afk runite. And Anja saw that it was good.

Then Anja said, "Let Solomon offer free items for members every month, so that those who have already paid don't have to make additional payments". And it was so. And Anja saw that it was good.

Then Anja said, "Let people have free stuff for watching live streams because it's increasing their view counts". And it was so. This system was called LootScape. And Anja saw that it was bugged. Some people who supported Zamorak didn't get anything, while sweepers were often seen to receive multiple lootcrates.

Anja saw all that she had made, and it was very good. And there was evening, and there was morning - the sixth daily reset.

By the seventh day Anja had finished the work she had been doing; so on the seventh day she enjoyed all the freebies. Then Anja blessed the seventh day and made it holy, because on it she enjoyed all the freebies she had made.
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06-May-2018 12:56:35 - Last edited on 28-Jul-2018 18:31:06 by Jokku23

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The fiery furnace (Daniel 3:1-29)

In the Eastern Lands there was an isle whose population consisted of Zamorak supporters. The King especially was a fanatic fan of Zamorak, so he made an image of gold, sixty cubits high and six cubits wide, and set it up in the middle of the island. He then summoned the black knights, monks, dark wizards, chaos druids, and all the other locals to come to the dedication of the image he had set up. So the black knights, monks, dark wizards, chaos druids, and all the other locals assembled for the dedication of the image, and they stood before it.

Then a Mage of Zamorak loudly proclaimed, "Nations and peoples of every language, this is what you are commanded to do: As soon as you hear the sound of Altar Ego, Scape Sad, and all kinds of music tracks from Zamorakian areas, you must fall down and worship the image of gold that the King has set up for Zamorak. Whoever does not fall down and worship will immediately be thrown into a blazing furnace."

Therefore, as soon as they heard the sound of Altar Ego, Scape Sad, and all kinds of music tracks from Zamorakian areas, all the nations and peoples of every language fell down and worshiped the image of gold that the King had set up.

At this time a ship arrived at the isle, and three sweepers came ashore. The locals played Altar Ego, Scape Sad, and all kinds of music tracks from Zamorakian areas to the sweepers and asked them to worship the image of gold. The sweepers spat on the ground and shook their heads. Some Zamorakians immediately cried to the king: "Your Majesty has issued a decree that everyone who hears the sound of Altar Ego, Scape Sad, and all kinds of music tracks from Zamorakian areas must fall down and worship the image of gold, and that whoever does not fall down and worship will be thrown into a blazing furnace. But there are some sweepers who pay no attention to you, Your Majesty. They neither serve Zamorak nor worship the image of gold you have set up."
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06-May-2018 12:56:35 - Last edited on 29-Dec-2018 12:13:46 by Jokku23

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Furious with rage, the king summoned the sweepers, so these were brought before the king, and the king said to them, "Is it true that you do not serve Zamorak or worship the image of gold I have set up? Now when you hear the sound of Altar Ego, Scape Sad, and all kinds of music tracks from Zamorakian areas, if you are ready to fall down and worship the image I made, very good. But if you do not worship it, you will be thrown immediately into a blazing furnace. Then what god will be able to rescue you from my hand?"

The sweepers replied to him, "We do not need to defend ourselves before you in this matter. If we are thrown into the blazing furnace, the Goddess we serve is able to deliver us from it, and she will deliver us from your hand. We want you to know that we will not serve Zamorak or worship the image of gold you have set up."

Then the king was furious with the sweepers. He ordered a smithing rework that heated the furnace seven times hotter than usual and commanded some of the strongest black knights in his army to tie up the sweepers and throw them into the blazing furnace. So these were bound and thrown into the blazing furnace. The king’s command was so urgent and the furnace so hot that the flames of the fire killed the black knights who took up the sweepers, and these three sweepers, firmly tied, fell into the blazing furnace.

Then the king leaped to his feet in amazement and asked his advisers, "Weren’t there three men that we tied up and threw into the fire?"

They replied, "Certainly, Your Majesty."

He said, "Look! I see four people walking around in the fire, unbound and unharmed, and the fourth looks like a daughter of the gods."

The king then approached the opening of the blazing furnace and shouted, "Sweepers of the Most High Goddess, come out! Come here!"
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06-May-2018 13:00:17 - Last edited on 29-Dec-2018 12:14:17 by Jokku23

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So the sweepers came out of the fire, and the black knights, monks, dark wizards, chaos druids, and all the other locals crowded around them. They saw that the fire had not harmed their bodies, nor was a hair of their heads singed; their robes were not scorched, and there was no smell of fire on them.

Then the king said, "Praise be to the Goddess of Freebies, who has sent her Angel and rescued her servants! They trusted in her and defied the king’s command and were willing to give up their lives rather than serve or worship any god except their own Goddess. Therefore I decree that the people of any nation or language who say anything against the Goddess of Freebies be cut into pieces and their houses be turned into piles of rubble, for no other god can save in this way."

Everyone stopped following Zamorak; the black knights became white knights, and monks of Zamorak, dark wizards, and chaos druids became normal monks, wizards, and druids. The sweepers told them that Anja was their Goddess, and they all praised Anja, and the sweepers were given one thousand ancient bones as an apology.
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“‹„ΈΈ„ •°`' · . ,ΈΈ, . · ‘ … me later … ' · . ,ΈΈ, . · '΄°•„ΈΈ„›“

06-May-2018 13:00:18 - Last edited on 29-Dec-2018 12:16:46 by Jokku23

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Anja's wise judgement (1 Kings 3:16-28)

One day in Rimmington, while Jokku was bumming Anja for money as usual, Hengel won 200M from Treasure Hunter. Hengel went to Duel Arena in the hope of multiplying his winnings. With his poor fighting skills, Hengel didn't win a single battle, and he lost all the money. In the meantime, Jokku had made 200M by bumming Anja.

When Hengel returned to Rimmington, he saw that Anja and Jokku were sleeping. Jokku's money pouch was chock-full of gp. Hengel went to investigate, discovered a shiny 200M cash stack, and took the money from Jokku.

The next morning, Jokku got up to delight in the money he had earned - and it was gone! But when Jokku looked around in the morning light, he saw that Hengel had stolen his earnings.

Jokku cried out, "Anja, Hengel scammed me while we were sleeping! He took the 200M cash stack you gave me!"

But Hengel insisted, "No! I won the money from Treasure Hunter!" And so they argued before Anja.

Anja said, "Jokku says it's his cash stack that he got from me, while Hengel says it's his cash stack that he got from Treasure Hunter."

Then Anja said, "Split the money into two 100M stacks. Give one stack to Jokku and the other to Hengel."

Hengel was very happy with the idea, shouting, "Yes! Give 100M to both!" Jokku seemed very disappointed, knowing that he got scammed for 100M, but he didn't say anything, as Anja's wish is his command.

Then Anja gave her ruling: "Give the cash stack to Jokku. Do not split it; it is his money."

When all Rimmington heard the verdict Anja had given, they held Anja in awe, because they saw that she had wisdom of Goddess to administer justice.
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06-May-2018 13:00:21

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06-May-2018 13:00:52

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Thank you Blackwing! :D That idea is so cool that I changed it, even if they are new Old School (newschool?) items that many people might not know!
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06-May-2018 14:15:41

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Two new stories out!
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13-May-2018 12:24:45

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Blackwing said:
Cool story but, since it involved fishing trawler and faith, I was half expecting Heron the fishing pet to play a part in it because the base chance is the lowest there. > )

Cheers! Anja got me fishing pet (in RS3), but that's another story 8)

Blackwing said:
But why did they crash the party? > /

It's a Zamorakian church, so the people that go there are usually Zamorak fanclubbers. This was a clever way to make them turn against Zamorak! By the way… that reminds me of one Arc miniquest where you recruit a black knight to your crew and she becomes ex-black knight!

Blackwing said:
Ah, so that's why super range pots are banned in advanced format; they're made from evil Zammy wines! > )

It's kind of sad that even overloads require extreme ranging potions, which require super ranging potions, which require sad Zamorak wine x(

But, I like to interpret it as bumming boost from Zamorak against his will (as you may have heard: STOP STEALING MY WINE! GAH!).

Blackwing said:
So with all the hate towards Zamorak, is Anja essentially female Saradomin?

No, Saradomin is nowhere near Anja. Nothing compares to her. Rimmington church is Saradomin though, so cheers for the free church, Saradomin!

Fixed a copy paste error: Anja is Goddess of Freebies, not God. Sorry Anja!
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13-May-2018 17:00:55

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By the way, the latest story is a solid proof that Runescape teaches kids English. If you happen to remember this:

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I learned a new word, banquet! Cheers!

ban+quit!


it was very useful to learn! Cheers!
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13-May-2018 17:03:44

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Ladyolake said:
interesting to say the very least !!

Cool to hear this! There will be more in the future. I will update my signature to say "new stories out" whenever new stuff is published. Cheers!

Deltaslug said:
Blessed are the dancers who ask for gp.

Excellent, you are inspiring me! Note to myself: Matthew 5:3-12 8)

Deltaslug said:
In the name of the noob, the choob, and the no lifer.
In Guthix's name, #freestuffplox

Lol! This is good!
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20-May-2018 18:20:29

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New story published!
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17-Jun-2018 14:09:50

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Blackwing said:
Pretty confusing beginning (rough translation?), but it starts to make sense here and feel familiar! > )

I didn't translate anything, it's an English version. I guess it's old and confusing style, and as usual, there are many ways interpret it. I very much like it so I keep it, even if there are some errors. :P

I can help you though if there is something you'd like to discuss. For example,

Jokku23 said:
In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with Goddess of Freebies, and the Word was Goddess of Freebies.

The same was in the beginning with Goddess of Freebies.

Imo "The same was with Goddess of Freebies" means that it also works the other way, e.g. "In the beginning was Goddess of Freebies, and Goddess of Freebies was with the Word, and Goddess of Freebies was the Word."

Blackwing said:
But what if begging was made into a skill?

Lol looks like you found a loophole! Beginning is a true skill, after all... But by skilling we usually mean those skills like wc, mining, divination. If/when begging is made an official skill, we can just assume it's an old story from the times when begging wasn't an official skill!

Cheers!
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19-Jun-2018 18:55:16

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Blackwing said:
So it's just padding then? I think it'd be better to explain both of them instead, like I don't even understand what the Word is; this is the first time it's brought up, and it's not brought up again.

Yes, many things are repeated in a fancy way, like "All freebies were made by her; and without her was not any thing made that was free." <-- both saying the same stuff.

You can google "meaning of the Word in the Bible" if you are interested, but I think the search result were tldr/not interesting, so here is my own made-up explanation (I hope that's ok 8)):

• The Word is a message from Anja
• The Word can also mean a promise (cf. "You have my word")
(• The Word can also mean the revelation about Anja)

Anja = Goddess of Freebies, but Anja refers to the "human form", while Goddess of Freebies refers to the "God form", even if they are the same thing. In the beginning was the God form, who had a message/promise (or, there was a message/promise which was with the god form). The promise was basically Anja (if this is unclear, you can think she promised "Anja will come and give freebies"). But, Anja is Goddess of Freebies, and hence "the Word was Goddess of Freebies".

I hope this makes sense! :D

Blackwing said:
But what if it already is, just that it's not developed yet to the gameplay? Like for example, Vorkath technically exists in RS3, but simply hasn't been coded to the game (yet). > )

Yes, I believe it is! (But, the same about "skilling" still applies)

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21-Jun-2018 18:23:58 - Last edited on 21-Jun-2018 18:25:05 by Jokku23

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^Cheers!

New story has been published! This can be still edited if there is something missing or it could be improved!

The begging (Genesis 1:1-2:3)

In the begging Anja created the servers and Gielinor. Now Gielinor was formless and empty, darkness was over the surface of the deep, and the Spirit of Freebies was hovering over the waters.

And Anja said, "Let there be light," and there was light. Anja saw that the light was good, and she separated the light from the darkness. Anja called the light "Rimmington", and the darkness she called "Wilderness." And there was evening, and there was morning - the first daily reset.

And Anja said, "Let Christmas crackers spawn everywhere so that players can have free partyhats". So Anja spawned Christmas crackers, and this attracted cheerful people who came to have fun. And it was so. And there was evening, and there was morning - the second daily reset. This was also the first weekly reset.

And Anja said, "Let there be free permanent item spawns that last forever". And it was so. Among other things, free antipoison spawn was added near Observatory clue spot, and it helped adventurers who became poisoned during Treasure Trails. And Anja saw that free item spawns were good.

Then Anja said, "Let the land produce vegetation: allow people pick up free food from farmers' fields for free of charge". And it was so. The land produced vegetation: potatoes, cabbages, wheat, and onions. And Anja saw that it was good. And there was evening, and there was morning - the third daily reset.

And Anja said, "Let there be a farm where talented sweepers can practise their skills". Anja created a minigame and called it "Vinesweeper". And it was so. Anja made Menaphos city quest require a lot of rosemary seeds. This made Vinesweeper very profitable for the most talented sweepers. And Anja saw that it was good. And there was evening, and there was morning - the fourth daily reset.
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28-Jul-2018 18:38:15

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And Anja said, "Let every adventurer who visits the Rimmington harbour have a free port to run and manage". So Anja created free ships for everyone. And free staff to help them gather free stuff. People could manage their port and send voyages, and everything from port was free. And Anja saw that it was good. There was a sweeper named Umi who worked at the port. Anja blessed her and said, "To people who are helpful, give lifeboats to protect their crew". And there was evening, and there was morning - the fifth daily reset.

And Anja said, "Let the Elf city come alive and offer many kind of freebies". And it was so. Anja called the city "Prifddinas". She put an autobumming feature in effect so that people could borrow things from the elves more easily. Anja made mint cakes available from Hefin course so that sweepers could beg for a treat from their agile friends. Among other things, the elf city also contained free harmonic dust and crafting xp from harps and afk runite. And Anja saw that it was good.

Then Anja said, "Let Solomon offer free items for members every month, so that those who have already paid don't have to make additional payments". And it was so. And Anja saw that it was good.

Then Anja said, "Let people have free stuff for watching live streams because it's increasing their view counts". And it was so. This system was called LootScape. And Anja saw that it was bugged. Some people who supported Zamorak didn't get anything, while sweepers were often seen to receive multiple lootcrates.

Anja saw all that she had made, and it was very good. And there was evening, and there was morning - the sixth daily reset.

By the seventh day Anja had finished the work she had been doing; so on the seventh day she enjoyed all the freebies. Then Anja blessed the seventh day and made it holy, because on it she enjoyed all the freebies she had made.
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28-Jul-2018 18:38:24

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Cheers for reading!

Blackwing said:
Jokku23 said:
And Anja said, "Let there be a farm where talented sweepers can practise their skills". Anja created a minigame and called it "Vinesweeper". And it was so. Anja made Menaphos city quest require a lot of rosemary seeds. This made Vinesweeper very profitable for the most talented sweepers. And Anja saw that it was good. And there was evening, and there was morning - the fourth daily reset.

Oi! Menaphos came to be much later than ports and some of the other stuff afterwards! Isn't this chronological?

Menaphos is still there even in Old School, but players couldn't get in. Sweepers however were warmly welcomed in Menaphos because the citizens wanted Rosemary seeds. And it was so.

Does this fix the plot hole?
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29-Jul-2018 16:16:03

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Blackwing said:
Jokku23 said:
Menaphos is still there even in Old School, but players couldn't get in. Sweepers however were warmly welcomed in Menaphos because the citizens wanted Rosemary seeds. And it was so.

Does this fix the plot hole?

But since they were both "unbuilt", wouldn't Prifddinas become a plot hole if you applied this?

No, it makes perfect sense!

Menaphos had buildings even before Vinesweeper. Players just weren't allowed in. Sweepers can confirm this information.

Sweepers are not sure if Prifddinas was unbuilt or not, but it was pretty much dead in comparison to after Anja helped make it alive.

Does this sound legit?
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29-Jul-2018 17:50:00

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Blackwing said:
Just went to check it out again; there's nothing there but sand (or it looks like sand so I assume it's sand)! > )

Did they let you in? If yes, Old School has messed up the lore.

Also, remember that Old School doesn't have Vinesweeper, so it wouldn't still be a plot hole. I still think the city is there in Old School though, and players just can't get in. If you are looking from the outside and can't see any buildings, this probably means they don't yet have any buildings near the walls that could be seen from outside.

See also: https://oldschoolrunescape.wikia.com/wiki/Menaphos
https://oldschoolrunescape.wikia.com/wiki/Contact!#Starting_off
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30-Jul-2018 06:51:19

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I'm very cheerful to hear that! Cheers!
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07-Aug-2018 17:51:03

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ironpariah said:
blessed are the noobs

Cheers!
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22-Sep-2018 17:58:59

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New story out!
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29-Dec-2018 12:19:42 - Last edited on 29-Dec-2018 12:21:07 by Jokku23

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Blackwing said:
Hmm, but was it really Anja who saved the sweepers from being burned? Maybe they used super antifires instead? > )

Although I guess Anja could've given them said potions...

It was definitely Anja who saved them, but how this happened is not known for sure. We can only speculate...

Jokku23 said:
He said, "Look! I see four people walking around in the fire, unbound and unharmed, and the fourth looks like a
daughter
of the gods."

Jokku23 said:
Then the king said, "Praise be to the Goddess of Freebies, who has sent her
Angel
and rescued her servants!


Blackwing said:
I don't remember what that story is in the actual Bible, but the smithing rework reference was cool! I also know that those music tracks listed are from Runescape, but I don't really remember where they play or what they sound like (I'm guessing the altar one is at a runecrafting altar). Sea Shanty 2 could've been useful there... > )

You can always read the stories again since the references are given with the stories; this was Daniel 3:1-29! I was thinking what kind of music Zamorakians would play, so Sea Shanty 2 would be too cheerful. So it's music tracks from "Zamorakian areas". Altar Ego is from ZMI altar (ZMI = Zamorak Magical Institute), and Scape Sad (whose name speaks for itself...) is from the Demonic Ruins in the Wilderness!
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29-Dec-2018 18:41:51

Jokku23

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Xorl said:
You really seem to like this Agnes lass... why is she scottish?

Do you mean Anja? Yes, I really like Anja.

The language used in some stories is old, but I didn't know it's Scottish. Which parts seem Scottish to you?
………. ,*˜*, ……. ,•°*•, … You'll … ,•*°•, …… ,*˜*, .………
„*˜……“• •“………'·,ΈΈ,‘•°. thank .°•',ΈΈ,·'……..“• •“……˜*„
……………………………………………………………………..
The Bible of Rimmington
“‹„ΈΈ„ •°`' · . ,ΈΈ, . · ‘ … me later … ' · . ,ΈΈ, . · '΄°•„ΈΈ„›“

26-Feb-2019 18:28:05

Jokku23

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I think my poem about Anja is better!
………. ,*˜*, ……. ,•°*•, … You'll … ,•*°•, …… ,*˜*, .………
„*˜……“• •“………'·,ΈΈ,‘•°. thank .°•',ΈΈ,·'……..“• •“……˜*„
……………………………………………………………………..
The Bible of Rimmington
“‹„ΈΈ„ •°`' · . ,ΈΈ, . · ‘ … me later … ' · . ,ΈΈ, . · '΄°•„ΈΈ„›“

11-Apr-2019 19:30:34

Jokku23

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Deltaslug said:
Snuffles1 said:
This made me laugh, btw who is this "anja" person you are referring to? lmao


Anja resides in the house in Rimmington with a bronze pick and sword spawn, near the Witch's House (Witch's Potion and 1 step in the Swept Away quest)

Yeah, Anja, the Goddess of Freebies, read more here. :)
………. ,*˜*, ……. ,•°*•, … You'll … ,•*°•, …… ,*˜*, .………
„*˜……“• •“………'·,ΈΈ,‘•°. thank .°•',ΈΈ,·'……..“• •“……˜*„
……………………………………………………………………..
The Bible of Rimmington
“‹„ΈΈ„ •°`' · . ,ΈΈ, . · ‘ … me later … ' · . ,ΈΈ, . · '΄°•„ΈΈ„›“

17-May-2019 17:52:57

Jokku23

Jokku23

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I'd say the moral of the story is that Anja is very wise and people hold her in awe. Also in part that Hengel is dumb (he could have hidden his reaction; coming to this later). I don't think Anja ever lied to anyone. She was suggesting an idea to see how they react, and that enabled her to justify the judgement she made. There was no "proper solution" here, and even though Anja knew whose money it was, people of Rimmington could have seen her as biased if she had just said "give it to Jokku". But now all Rimmington held Anja in awe.

The situation is different in your example since there is a proper solution that should be used, but even so, I don't think the protagonist cheated. The guards could have faked a laughter after initial correct choice, and then the protagonist would have been outsmarted. It's cheating only if you see the outcome of the first option and then change your choice. It's not cheating if you are planning to do something but change the plan before making a choice.

Compare to Who Wants to Be a Millionaire: the choice is locked after you say lock option X (or is it "final answer" in English?). But before that you can say something and see how the host reacts. (It would be funny if the host sometimes randomly started laughing inauspiciously like the guards in your example.)

Finally, if you read the initial story 1 Kings 3:16-28, you can find another moral of the story, but that's not covered here. :P
………. ,*˜*, ……. ,•°*•, … You'll … ,•*°•, …… ,*˜*, .………
„*˜……“• •“………'·,ΈΈ,‘•°. thank .°•',ΈΈ,·'……..“• •“……˜*„
……………………………………………………………………..
The Bible of Rimmington
“‹„ΈΈ„ •°`' · . ,ΈΈ, . · ‘ … me later … ' · . ,ΈΈ, . · '΄°•„ΈΈ„›“

08-Sep-2019 16:58:58

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