And now an exerpt from my favorite book the Songs of Wiseoldman, on Anja's beauty:
How beautiful you are, my darling! Oh, how beautiful! Your eyes behind your veil are doves. Just kind of staring at me vacantly. Your hair is like a flock of goats descending from the hills of Lumbridge. Really shaggy, unkempt, tangled, and a bit smelly. Your teeth are like a flock of sheep just shorn, so a little fuzzy and in need of washing. Your neck is like the tower of Varrock, or a giraffe or something, like dayum. You are altogether beautiful, my love; there is no flaw in you.
Deltaslugsaid: Snuffles1said: This made me laugh, btw who is this "anja" person you are referring to? lmao
Anja resides in the house in Rimmington with a bronze pick and sword spawn, near the Witch's House (Witch's Potion and 1 step in the Swept Away quest) Yeah, Anja, the Goddess of Freebies, read more here.