If it's cannelloni, 10/10. If it's lasagne, 9/10. If it's conchiglie, spaghetti or that ropey pasta dried in ball/rock-form, 8/10. If it's anything else it's a 7/10. But if it's fucking penne then that's a 1/10.
Tomato and mozzarella soup
Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy don't go
I found a letter from your friend, he said you're gone
He said you were going to the mountain with the most snow, so long