I never post around on that thread, I never meant hunt that lost peng! I only wanted simply to dye my hair anew, I only wanted to see you Laughing with your purple hair...
Purple Hair, Purple Hair! Purple Hair, Purple Hair! Purple Hair, Purple Hair! I guess you only really wanted to be Bathing with the purple stars!
I never wanted to wear this silly little crown! I only wanted to hunt some kind of peng! Dark, I really do support your Purple Hair! It's such a shame I have no purple 'tash!
Purple Hair, Purple Hair! Purple Hair, Purple Hair! Purple Posts, Purple Resets! I only wanted to see you, Underneath the Purple posts!
Darkstar, I know, I know I know we post on that thread, But Twillow reaches out... For her resets, so we must start anew!
You say you want purple hair, But you can't seem to dye up your hair, Black and Purple are the best, I'll let you guide me to the awesome Purple Hair!
Purple Hair, Purple Posts! Purple Hair, Purple Posts! If you know what I'm singing about up here, C'mon, post on my thread!
Purple Hair, Purple Posts! I only want to dye you, Only want to dye you, With the Purple Dye!
This song undoubtedly highlights my unwavering commitment to the purple cause. I therefore dye my hair purple (underneath my crown), and henceforth lay claim to this thread - annexing it for the Crown.
The 'Wav writes, in the middle of the night, He asks "Twil' have you seen the recent news post?" Oh, Twillow dear you know you're still the purple haired one, And Twil' just wants to reset counts, Oh, Twil' just wants to reset counts!
The 'Wav sings, on the top of the page, The Twillow asks "What news post have you seen on the threads?" Oh, Twillow dear you know you're still number nein, But songs, they just wanna be sung, Oh, threads just wanna be purp'!
Hmm, no, I shall stop the count! counting is odd. You're banned for counting!
I hereby annex the thread for Bwians Purple Towel Shop! It shall be known as 'The Hidden Purple Hair Thread', as we all know I'm a secret purple haired guy. I'd write a song about this moment but I'm afraid I'm out of ideas.
Don't worry Twils, I made sure my purple hair dye is natural with no excess plastic waste or anything.
Counting is no longer silly! Lets count to 10 before a Twillow.
I have always been a fan of purple hair, throughout the years. Though, it was a certain purple penguin hunter who brought such things to my attention. That's the best kind of purple!
I myself am all kinds of purple. Save for my rear bumper, that isn't purple as I haven't hurt it recently! But nevertheless, I am disinclined to acquiesce to the requests of individuals who which to claim this thread from it's one true owner.
Oh my little purple one, my purple one, When you gonna hunt me some pengs, Twillowna?