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Roar Trout

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At the moment not much is known about the Eastern Lands. The greater portion of The Arc consists of islands translated as The Uncharted Isles by Westerners, but little do they know it actually means, "Oh hell, I'm lost again!" Due to the potency of Wushroom these 3 islands have been visited and revisited by addled wanderers who just can't keep their hands off these hallucinogenic delicacies. Effects include golden auras and glows from everyday crablets and bamboo infused supposedly of high value, with shopkeepers too terrified to tell these crazed individuals any different. Other effects include insatiable munchies and an irresistible urge to keep whacking bamboo. Official Advice, don't touch the shrooms! Roar Trout, noisiest fish on Gielinor!

29-Sep-2016 22:13:30 - Last edited on 29-Sep-2016 22:34:34 by Roar Trout

Sepulchre
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Sadly, invading Gielinor would only end in disaster for you.
Mainly because the World Guardian is there.
A
World Guardian
must learn to find
Balance
in themselves.
Only then can they
Control
themselves and forge their own
Fate.

30-Sep-2016 05:20:08

Roar Trout

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Do not worry, Intrepid Invader, The World Guardian isn't all that tough to beat. Have a pen and paper at the ready, you'll need to go shopping! You'll need shiny baubles, for loot, A sob story, and small throw away force and a "boss" for "bad guys" they can beat to a pulp. Then some convincing goon from own your thugs to introduce the World Guardian to their quest. And finally and most importantly shiny xp lamps and a few other goodies for "after quest" activities. Set up some genuine Gielinorian bad guys that would cause you trouble in the future, and before you can say Bob the Cat, they will have done most of the work for you!

Disclaimer: No liability will be accepted for World Guardian and Adventurer interventions and other mishaps due to bad quest designs, noobness, having shiny baubles on you causing the locals to beat your forces up for fun and your own lack of petting kittens!
Roar Trout, noisiest fish on Gielinor!

30-Sep-2016 06:15:04 - Last edited on 30-Sep-2016 06:36:09 by Roar Trout

Sepulchre
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Roar Trout said:
Do not worry, Intrepid Invader, The World Guardian isn't all that tough to beat. Have a pen and paper at the ready, you'll need to go shopping! You'll need shiny baubles, for loot, A sob story, and small throw away force and a "boss" for "bad guys" they can beat to a pulp. Then some convincing goon from own your thugs to introduce the World Guardian to their quest. And finally and most importantly shiny xp lamps and a few other goodies for "after quest" activities. Set up some genuine Gielinorian bad guys that would cause you trouble in the future, and before you can say Bob the Cat, they will have done most of the work for you!

Disclaimer: No liability will be accepted for World Guardian and Adventurer interventions and other mishaps due to bad quest designs, noobness, having shiny baubles on you causing the locals to beat your forces up for fun and your own lack of petting kittens!
Also, The World Guardian isn't an idiot anymore. Trust me on this one...
A
World Guardian
must learn to find
Balance
in themselves.
Only then can they
Control
themselves and forge their own
Fate.

01-Oct-2016 06:03:20

Roar Trout

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You seriously over estimate the WG as well as underestimate the deviousness of would be Invaders! Fooling them is why we have a throw away force, a boss and after quest activities pointing at someone else. We are in fact counting on them not being an idiot! Roar Trout, noisiest fish on Gielinor!

01-Oct-2016 19:16:14 - Last edited on 01-Oct-2016 19:16:45 by Roar Trout

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Roar Trout said:
An N has invaded my thread title, could passing Mod please take it into custody?

The invading N has been pushed back into the ocean where it belongs!

~~~~ Just another victim of the ambient morality ~~~~
~~ Founder of the Caped Carousers quest cape clan ~~

02-Oct-2016 14:21:37

Padomenes
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To be honest the humans of Teragard which is basically our planet and kind of humans irl won't have that much of a trouble invading Gielinor. The Magisters probably just haven't noticed yet? This thread sounds like something they would want to read, would they conflict Saradomin's interests or recognize him and leave places like Falador alone if they stepped into Gielinor/established contact?
Saradominist
,
INFP(Possibly also ENFP)
, Democratic Socialist irl

08-Oct-2016 10:01:28 - Last edited on 08-Oct-2016 10:03:09 by Padomenes

Roar Trout

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A would be Invader committed to invasion will not let a minor thing like stepping on some's face slow them down. The Fally tin cans will expect to be in charge. The Magisters will expect to be in charge. Big difference being the Magisters would already be commited to a full scale Invasion and politics on both sides would make acquiesces on either side a non-starter.

The only communication that would be done there is with the language of boot leather inserted forcibly into uncomfortable places.
Roar Trout, noisiest fish on Gielinor!

08-Oct-2016 12:42:08

Tlamovec

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Oooh, Gilenor if full of opportunities to train your will, confidence, open mind, thinking, concentration, feelings, good mood and inspiration to help you in your real life, if that's what you mean by ''conquering a world for real personal gain''. Yet for that conquest you don't need a Gilenor after all...

09-Oct-2016 16:36:32

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