Zamorak: The lesser of nine evils.Runescape doesn't need a hero...it needs a villain. An all encompassing force of evil that will remain ever-threatening and use chaos to make the peoples of Gielinor tolerate each other, grow strong together, and fight side by side against this evil. I am that villain.
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(Available in easy monthly instalments)The purpose of adventure is to shine light into dark places,
Poke monsters with a sharp stick, Then steal anything that isn't nailed down!
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- Last edited on 09-Mar-2016 22:42:45 by Solanumtinkr
EáLáLáUsaid: Seren: #Feeltheburn. (References to how she wants sliske to be reminded about how "the light also burns."
Surely that should be Tumeken?Wake me up when Osborne resigns | Will not be renewing membership until Jagex deals with its toxic developer culture & has a new, better lead designer | *Soon TMö is not a fun joke, it is an admission the company is an embarrassment