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Talonstalker
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Bald! i tell you BALD!

So, by the looks of the god construct in DOD Halloween event. I notice (senpai Zamorak) ArmaSaraOrakDos that he, or it (he's quite Guthix dead). That he is...
BALD!


So that explains why Saradomin wears his elder crown so tight on his head.
(also why he can't think straight, without much oxygen to his brain... Guess it brought him into a.... stitchy situation. *Ba Dum Tss*)

(Serious note, what happend with the crown if both the Fantastic 4 are all Guthix dead in DoD?)

Some honourable jokes

yo Momma Saradomin.
-Saradomin is so bald, he makes a copy of him self to watch his own reflection in it.

-Saradomin is so bald, it's the reason why Bandos lost a eye.

-Saradomin is so bald, that it caused the Naragi godwars.

-Saradomin is so bald, he's the reason why Zamorak started the first godwars, to stop saradomin from spreading baldness on Gielinor.

-Saradomin is so bald, that HE destroyed Forinthry in a last ditch attempt spread baldness.

-Saradomin is so bald, he's the reason why Azzy is so disappointed in us.



It's a serious joke thread.

Thought it would be fun to discuss about it. Not like anything else happens much around here. c:
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25-Oct-2016 21:13:45

Talonstalker
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A bald reserve.
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25-Oct-2016 21:14:07

Talonstalker
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Ancient Drew said:
He can change his appearance though. Are you sure it's not a mohawk?
That's quite a bald move to insult my eye sight.
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25-Oct-2016 21:17:38

Kittyphantom
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Problem with that, the crown (in its current style) doesn't cover his head. It's one of those ringy-tiara-type crowns, not the hat-type crown its previous shape was. Take a look again at his model or the BoL cutscenes or whatever. You can clearly see he has a full head of white hair. "You have heard that it was said, 'You shall love your neighbor and hate your enemy.' But I say to you, Love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you[...]For if you love those who love you, what reward do you have?

25-Oct-2016 23:02:56

Ancient Drew
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Kittyphantom said:
Problem with that, the crown (in its current style) doesn't cover his head. It's one of those ringy-tiara-type crowns, not the hat-type crown its previous shape was. Take a look again at his model or the BoL cutscenes or whatever. You can clearly see he has a full head of white hair.
Unless it's a wig under that crown.
IT'S SAITAMA-SAN!


It is possible that he might actually be a kid who changed his appearance into an old man. I mean he changed his appearance in the Sixth Age, and we haven't really seen anything of him from the Second Age or earlier (unless the Sixth Age form is how Zaros remembers him looking like back then. Some new look that is.).
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28-Oct-2016 12:51:35

Kittyphantom
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Ancient Drew said:
Kittyphantom said:
Problem with that, the crown (in its current style) doesn't cover his head. It's one of those ringy-tiara-type crowns, not the hat-type crown its previous shape was. Take a look again at his model or the BoL cutscenes or whatever. You can clearly see he has a full head of white hair.
Unless it's a wig under that crown.
IT'S SAITAMA-SAN!


It is possible that he might actually be a kid who changed his appearance into an old man. I mean he changed his appearance in the Sixth Age, and we haven't really seen anything of him from the Second Age or earlier (unless the Sixth Age form is how Zaros remembers him looking like back then. Some new look that is.).


I think this actually used to be a decently common theory in the past - I haven't seen it for a while, though, but I'm pretty sure some of the regulars here (was Solanumtinkr one of them?) were amongst the people suggesting it.
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28-Oct-2016 19:00:19

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Saradomin's Whisper
Saradomin Godsword
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Saradomin's Book of Wisdom :)

etc, etc.
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30-Oct-2016 01:04:08

Hazeel

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Well Saradom says he was young when he ascended and that can be viewed one of two ways:

1) "I was a young man and hotheaded back then."

or

2) "I was young for God standards and not as wise as I am now."

The former is definitely possible, given the context, and if that's the case then he simply shapeshifted into an older looking man.
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30-Oct-2016 02:02:59

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