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Hazeel

Hazeel

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Ascertes said:
A more pragmatic, hands-off Saradomin.


That's possible?
Runescape doesn't need a hero...it needs a villain. An all encompassing force of evil that will remain ever-threatening and use chaos to make the peoples of Gielinor tolerate each other, grow strong together, and fight side by side against this evil. I am that villain.

15-Nov-2016 07:48:16

Maiden China
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Maiden China

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Hazeel said:
Ascertes said:
A more pragmatic, hands-off Saradomin.


That's possible?
He will think it's possible, but then a 4 year old girl gets murdered and in response he nukes the entire city (and by 'nuke' I mean he's going to kill a lot of people who probably didnt exactly deserve it and put the city under military rule... if he doesn't give up on humanity and actually literally nuke* the city)

Oh, if I ascended I'd totally get a dude like heimskr to shout my praises from the rooftops... and make him immortal, ofcouse, because people would totally try killing him
'Talos the mighty! Talos the unerring! Talos the unassailable! To you we give praise!'

*and by nuke I mean 'destroy it with god powers', not 'sit in a dark lab training his invention skill until he has a weapon that can almost match the destruction-level of his own god abilities'
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16-Nov-2016 08:02:13 - Last edited on 16-Nov-2016 08:07:35 by Maiden China

A Mighty
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A Mighty

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I would give everyone free membership for life.

And pizza. Lots and lots of pizza!
To those cursed by war and pest, Come into the light of Armadyl and rest. This is the law of Armadyl.

19-Nov-2016 15:45:41

TryflBane

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Well first I would make an alliance with seren, and with our combined forces wipe out the zamorakians on gielinor. Then I would expose the true saradomin flaws and all to the ignorant masses of gielinor. Some will abandon their faith while others will accept saradomin's true views, either way is fine with me. Then I would go on some quests fit for a god amass a following and go from there. either becoming the greatest hero in existence or end up another statue. I would stand for mercy, common ground, equality, and contemplation.

20-Nov-2016 17:22:16

BowToMeNoobs

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definitely the Goddess of Manipulation, id spend all day making random people do things they dont want to do or embarrassing things and then give them their freedom of choice back right afterwards to see how they handle the situation and the embarrassment.

20-Nov-2016 20:00:04

Ancient Drew
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Ancient Drew

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I would probably sit Saradomin down, make him a cup of blackberry tea, then calmly explain why he needs to look beyond good and evil. He's older than most gods and is human, he can learn like I have. He just needs a bit of guidance like everyone else.

Now Zamorak. I respect his stance on freedom, and would help free slaves held needlessly too. But if he attacks me, he won't know what hit him.

I like Armadyl, and would invite him and his faction to our community if they like.

As for Seren, I would try to patch things up between her and my Sensei. Even the Empty Lord isn't above needing a family. That and I will work to solve the problems that she and her followers have, and help them out.
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22-Nov-2016 13:13:51

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