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Jacoob

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-}=== Introduction ==={-
Hi everyone, i am jacob, and i am here to write good noob stories ^_^. I have written a noob story before named "mega noob" 2 years ago but eventually it died because i couldn't bump the thread =/. So i've decided to come back and write a new noob story.
It took a while to think of a name that hadn't already been taken ( i think lol) so i wouldn't cause any fights over choosing the same name as someone elses noob. So yea im kinda stuck with this lame name lol.
I have called the main character "Giant Noob" because its a short name (so i dont need to waste that much space typing it out and filling up to 2000 characters, and it emphasises how "nooby" he is lol, also it shows that my character is unique than rather been called just "noob" for example.
My chapters include many things including, current situations (like when new BH just came out), random rs things, good vs bad, and comedy. Lots of types of people are made fun of in this, such as pures, merchenters, and skillers. I do NOT meaning to make any insults towards them.
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Mega Noob - 49-50-368-60337076 <- Thread died AGAIN, will repost soon!
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-}=== Contents ==={-
-}== Other =={-
Contents: Right here noob! lol
Giant Noob's Friends: Page 1 Post 3
Giant Noob's Enemies: Page 1 Post 4
News: Page 1 Post 9
Char-Application: Page 1 Post 10
Idea-Application: Page 1 Post 10
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12-Mar-2009 23:12:58 - Last edited on 10-Apr-2011 13:16:35 by Jacoob

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-}== Chapters =={-
Chapter 1: Page 2
Chapter 2: Page 2
Chapter 3: Page 2
Chapter 4: Page 2
Chapter 5: Page 2
Chapter 6: Page 2
Chapter 7: Page 3
Chapter 8: Page 3
Chapter 9: Page 3
Chapter 10: Page 3
Chapter 11: Page 4
Chapter 12: Page 5
Chapter 13: Page 5
Chapter 14: Page 7
Chapter 15: Page 8
Chapter 16: Page 8
Chapter 17: Page 10
Chapter 18: Page 10
Chapter 19: Page 11
Chapter 20: Page 11
Chapter 21: Page 12
Chapter 22: Page 12
Chapter 23: Page 13
Chapter 24: Page 14
Chapter 25: Page 15 - 16
Chapter 26: Page 16
Chapter 27: Page 18
Chapter 28: Page 19
Chapter 29: Page 19
Chapter 30: Page 20
Chapter 31: Page 20
Chapter 32: Page 21
Chapter 33: Page 22
Chapter 34: Page 22
Chapter 35: Page 24
Chapter 36: Page 24
Chapter 37: Page 24
Chapter 38: Page 25
Chapter 39: Page 28
Chapter 40: Page 29
Chapter 41: Page 30
Chapter 42: Page 30
Chapter 43: Page 31
Chapter 44: Page 34
Chapter 45: Page 35
Chapter 46: Page 36
Chapter 47: Page 37
Chapter 48: Page 38
Chapter 49: Page 38
Chapter 50: Page 43
Chapter 51: Page 48
Chapter 52: Page 49
Chapter 53: Page 53
Chapter 54: Page 53
Chapter 55: Page 53
Chapter 56: Page 54
Chapter 57: Page 62
Chapter 58: Page 62
Chapter 59: Page 70
Chapter 60: Page 70
Chapter 61: Page 87
Chapter 62: Page 87
Chapter 63: Page 89
Chapter 64: Page 90
Chapter 65: Page 90
Chapter 66: Page 90
Chapter 67: Page 91
Chapter 68: Page 91
Chapter 69: Page 92
Chapter 70: Page 98
Chapter 71: Page 98
Chapter 72: Page 100
Chapter 73: Page 101
Chapter 74: Page 109
Chapter 75: Page 111
Chapter 76: Page 123-4
Chapter 77: Page 125
Chapter 78: Page 125
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12-Mar-2009 23:13:05 - Last edited on 24-Jul-2012 12:47:26 by Jacoob

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-}== Giant Noob's Friends (Characters) =={-
Giant Noob
The main character, he is also the hero in a sense, he is the dumbest noob ever seen in the story so far, and has only just started the game, he is a special noob, in the events comming up :P. He is 3 cb.
Miss Emotes
Appears in Chapter 2. Has played the game for sometime. Has high combat stats and skills, be-friends anyone whether they are a noob or one of the top players. She is 122 cb.
Newbie Extra (Newbie)
Appears in Chapter 4. A newb that has just started the game, like Giant Noob. He graps the concept of the game very well and likes to skill. He is 25 cb.
Jacob
Appears in Chapter 5. The owner of the story and most of its characters. He is 113 cb.
L00b
Appears in Chapter 6. A weird random noob that is sort of Giant Noob's sidekick! He is 30 cb.
Scenic, By Scenic Angel
Appears in Chapter 7. A very friendly girl who is nice to everyone. Gives noobs shrimp if they beg! She is 113 cb.
Meri, By Meritamen
Appears in Chapter 13. She is very kind and picks up tin ores and gives white hats to lvl3 noobs. She is 112 cb.
Mathpwns, By Scenic Angel
Appears in Chapter 13. A dumb noob who thinks MATH is GP. The dumbest person in the game. He is 102 cb.
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12-Mar-2009 23:13:06 - Last edited on 14-Jul-2011 18:29:49 by Jacoob

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-}=== Giant Noob's Friends Continued ==={-
Cheddarnoob, By Trainboy567
Appears in Chapter 17. Uses a spell called Chesseamagius which make cheese with poison spiders fall on the ground which can poison people. He is 15 cb.
Mangi, By Mangifera
Appears in Chapter 18. Is a great ruler of a faraway land which is not on the rs map. He is so powerful that just moving his whip can accidently hurt or even kill a low lvl. He is 138 cb.
Mega Newb
Appears in Chapter 19/24. He knows how the person's mind in rs works economically. Has been playing for a few years and is close with jagex staff. He is 115 cb.
Chessman, By Chessman3110
Appears in Chapter 30. Not nooby, very good at fighting, has yo-yo and helps giant noob because he has nothing better to do. He is 117 cb.
T3h P3ngu1n By Trainboy567
Appears in Chapter 34. She says random things and is a maxed lvl3 skiller. Has a lemur called popcorn.
Seal By Sealwhite1
Making pies and cooking, likes tea, likes to say "where did I put the (item here)"! He is 74 cb.
Cowhide189 (Cowhide) By Nible(t)07
He thinks like a cow, acts like a cow and when killed he drops raw beef, cowhide and bones! Very nooby indeed! He is 3 cb.
Freeze, By Stingray970/Freeze Later
Freeze will freeze people uncontrollably when he gets scared or if they are mean to him. Quite Nooby. He is 20 cb.
Scared O, By Sacred O
Name says it all but, when scared, he either runs away or deals massive damage. Helps out noobs. Likes slayer tasks. He is 87 cb.
Knight, By Knight11456
A guy who often goes in a beserk frenzy wtih his barrelchest anchor trying to smash everything and he really loves pie. He is 103 cb.
Gaara By Gaara117--5
Likes to check G.E. prices a lot. When mad, dragons attack out of nowhere, when happy, friends tend to feel fine. Has a pet dragon named Les that has a that gets the avian flu on a weekly basis. Has a black d long and has a mysterious past. Quite Nooby. His cb is 71.
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12-Mar-2009 23:13:13 - Last edited on 07-Jul-2009 21:29:32 by Jacoob

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-}=== Giant Noob's Friends Continued ==={-
Chocofan1 (Choco) By Chocofan1
Likes to help noobs, also likes pwning stuff with a d long that can fire needles if she is scared. She is tall, tanned, green-blue eyes, pretty, has a whacking-dummy thing painted like a pure(full iron armor and d claws, when u hit it it says "L0L$ 1 Pwn U N00Bz0Rz";). likes to joke around: "1 1337, 7H3R3F0R3 1 4M". She is 69 cb.
Kitty, By Kittyreanne
She wears a bearhead, is always skulled, loves candy and whenever someone says her name (Kitty) responds with "meow." Has a pet hamster called cocoa which can fly. Very Nooby. She is 1 cb.
Bone 94, By Bone 94/Hyp3r
He loves noobs and cake a lot and can help giant noob and co fight. he follows giant noob no matter what and doesn't care if he dies. Quite Nooby. He is 97 cb.
Symphon, By Gunner God6
Appears to randomly offer Giant some advice. Quote: "Go forth, and do not falter!" He is 85 cb.
Zammyson, By Doomed Lich
A fan of the Zamorakian Majarrat, wishing he was one and tries to kill anyone who mentions saradomin or Zaros. He has 99 magic, and knows nearly all of runescape lore. He also replaces god with Zamorak. He is 85 cb.
Shared Acc Guy, By Hato F
He is very high level yet a new player to rs, if you know what I mean. Quote:"BE MAI GF!?" Is very very nooby. He is lvl 138.
Beagle, By Beagle226
Summons hellhounds when mad, can ddp p++ in left hand obsidian d long p++, rich and charitizes friends. has pet beagle that can talk (beagle lvl 99999999999) only attacks when feels threatend always wears dragon, white beret, and gnome scarf, black hair. Quote:"d0n7 m4k3 m3 5umm0n my h3llh0und5!". Slightly nooby. He is 72 cb.
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12-Mar-2009 23:13:14 - Last edited on 08-Jul-2009 00:42:41 by Jacoob

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-}=== Giant Noob's Enemies ==={-
Lvl 135 (also known as ??? or ben)
Appears in chapter 4 as ???. Was the evil lvl 120 in my old story of Mega Noob and his life is pretty much devoted to rs. He dropped out of school to play space invaders 24/7 years ago, wants to rule runescape one day.
Master Scammer (also known as M.S.)
Appears in Chapter 4. He used to scam a lot and make vids about it but after getting perm banned and then unbanned when the trade limit came around he was very angry and vowes to get rid of the limit. He is 125 cb.
Master Hacker (also known as M.H.)
Appears in Chapter 25. Learnt how to use command prompts at a very young age and loves to hack and auto to his delight. has got kicked out of school for hacking the school IT system. The account he is mainly on is a hacked. He is 138 cb.
Master Pker (also known as M.P.)
Appears in Chapter 25. A pure that absolutely loves to pk all the time, no matter the weather (even though there is no weather in rs) he loves to pk. He even tryes to pk irl to "practise". He does anything to kill peoples pixels in the game (pjing, all cb triangle hits etc). He is 75 cb. There is more to him than what meets the eye.
Miss Flirty
Appears in Chapter 38. She distracts guys a lot , dislikes other girls, she is very pretty irl and in rs in most guys opinions and uses this to her advantage. Such as having rs-bf's to get free stuff and then deleting them. She is 136 cb.
Miss Rude
Appears in Chapter 37. She is very annoying to lots of people who she thinks are at a "disadvantage" such as bineg a lower lvl than her. She is 130 cb.
Me278
An annoying person who annoys people for no reason and harrasses anyone who he thinks "upsets" him. If you get into an arguement with him, he will never stop, is very fat too. He is lvl 130 atm.
Note: Mistress is a woman who has authority, control, or power, esp. the female head of a household, institution, or other establishment. Basically female form of master.
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12-Mar-2009 23:13:15 - Last edited on 07-Jul-2009 21:16:33 by Jacoob

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-}=== Ideas ==={-
Ideas application is open!!!!!!!
Scroll down a few posts to copy the template, fill it in and paste!
Ideas so far comming in the future chapters:
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#@- Flying Goats [By Mangi] (PENDING)
#@- More episodes with the other characters (DONE)
#@- Zamorak and his male followers being feminine and soft (PENDING)
#@- Chapter 25 is going to be a "boss" chapter (DONE)
#@- Giant Castle with awesome slaves that do everything [By Mangi] (DONE)
#@- Apprentices [By Gaara] (
Ideas Being considered by other people:
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(By Mangifera)
Name/Subject of idea: Flying goats
How will this idea help/work?: giant noob will have to slay one and it will be epic and hilarious to watch him fail
Other info: they can grunt loudly
(By Gaara117--5)
Name/Subject of idea: apprentices
How will this idea help/work?: creates dramatic effect by finding out gaara and beagles dark secret.
Other info: (ex: ???'s ex- apprentices)
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12-Mar-2009 23:13:25 - Last edited on 10-Jul-2009 16:00:49 by Jacoob

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-}=== NEWS ==={-
Tuesday 7th July:
>Back to writing more chapters again :P and im going to make some updates to the first page of the thread which i should have doen ages ago, excuse my laziness
Sunday 7th June:
>1st and 2nd pages are getting re-done a bit to include the increasing characters space of Giant Noob's friends and enemies. So now only the 1st chapter is on the 1st page.
Monday 1st June:
>Big Exam week! Not going to write many chapters.
Sunday 17th May:
>Castle Wars chapters are out, well most of them :P
Monday 11th May:
>Thanks for all people supporting! Giant Noob's friend's page filled up so I have to have to make another post for it, which means moving more posts around etc.
Thursday 30th April:
>The story thread is almost 20 pages (200 posts) long w00t!
>In chapters 28 and 29 Giant Noob meets the god of law; Armadyl!
Sunday 26th April:
>Included the "Giant Noob's Enemies" section and chapter 4 has been moved to page 2.
Saturday 25th April:
>Chapter 25 is out! It took 5 posts lol
Saturday 18th April:
>I am back home from my holiday so i'm now getting re-adjusted to rs :P
Tuesday 7th April:
>I am currently on holiday and will find it hard to come on and bump this thread, please can anyone bump it, i'd appreciate it
>I have moved some of the chapters around to fit in the new characters page on post 3 page 1
Monday 30th March:
>Chapter 20 is done w00t!
Monday 23rd March:
>It has been announced that the 25th Chapter will be a big chapter and the introduction to Giant Noob's enemy!
>Idea's Section is now up (posted above this one)
Sunday 22nd March:
>Ideas Application is up in the post below
Saturday 21st March:
>50th post by me :P
Saturday 14th March:
>Chapters 5 and 6 are up!
>Character Application is up!
Friday 13th March:
>Chapters 3 and 4 are up!
Thursday 12th March:
>Chapters 1 and 2 are up!
>Thread started!
27/27 120 skills achieved!
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12-Mar-2009 23:13:44 - Last edited on 07-Jul-2009 18:59:18 by Jacoob

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-}=== Applications ==={-
Hi reader. You can somehow be in the story or contribute to the story too by filling in these templates.
For the character application if you do so, your character WILL come at least once within the next 1-10 chapters! And yes they will appear more than once.
For the Ideas application if you do so, your idea will be forwarded and will be put at least once in the next 1-20 chapters..
Sorry guys and girls but its one character per person now due to the amount of characters in the story.
Copy this fill it in and paste it by posting:
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Character Application
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Character Name:
Character's Combat level:
Noobiness of character (1-10, 1 being least nooby, 10 being s00p3r n00bz0r):
Speciality: (how is this character special, yes the char can be normal :P)
Other details (you can include quotes that you want it to say):

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Ideas Application
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Name/Subject of idea:
How will this idea help/work?:
Other info:
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12-Mar-2009 23:13:56 - Last edited on 10-Apr-2011 13:13:06 by Jacoob

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