My sled gets stuck on a hill, I find a cookie. I conjure a bucket of milk, use some ridiculous spell on the burnt cookie. It created two cookies one burnt and of evil, the other good and tasty. I add the burnt cookie to my burnt food collection. The other cookie is placed in GE for 1m gold.
I feel the evil cookie calling to me... "precious!!!!"... Suddenly, I feel the urge to seek out the angelic cookie. While in the wild, I was slain by the Grinch. The cookie remains at the Volcano on f2p trading world.