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Tophurious said:
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General Kenobi!
You are a bold one!


FINALLY


How did you know that was going to work?
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29-May-2019 19:29:31

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Tophurious said:
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Tophurious said:
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General Kenobi!
You are a bold one!


FINALLY


How did you know that was going to work?


i've never known it to fail


So I’m not the first prequelmemer you’ve caught then?
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31-May-2019 12:16:53

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Tophurious said:
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Tophurious said:
Kings Abbot said:
Tophurious said:
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General Kenobi!
You are a bold one!


FINALLY


How did you know that was going to work?


i've never known it to fail


So I’m not the first prequelmemer you’ve caught then?


you are my first on the rsof :P


Glad to be the first.

This place isn't any better to Brian's, and more stuff happens (at least the owner is around). I might stick around for a while.
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31-May-2019 17:56:28

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Light Gaia said:
I still think this clan is better then Corugi's shitty anticlan


Hey, watch your mouth! It's supposed to be shitty, so don't compliment us on it!
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17-Jun-2019 11:24:47

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Well, at least someone is watching us here. We don't have enough costumers (or actually anyone) in Bwian's so we're incredibly bored. Usually our boss kept us busy, but who knows where he went.

You're not an alt of Corugi, are you?
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17-Jun-2019 22:01:50

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I think Corugi is plotting to never return. It's been more than a month now I think. Oh well, at least we can hang around here if Bwian's closes. The Winner of September 2019's MUPAQ™ Award is
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18-Jun-2019 19:09:38

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The only person I know who might order so many heads is Corugi. He's up to something... The Winner of September 2019's MUPAQ™ Award is
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23-Jun-2019 11:16:07

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Tophurious said:
we need you fifi don't abandon us :(


Indeed! You're the only sane person around here! Who's going to keep an eye on us in the asylum now?
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25-Jun-2019 11:35:13

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26-Jun-2019 19:07:43 - Last edited on 26-Jun-2019 19:08:36 by Kings Abbot

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02-Jul-2019 10:35:45

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Tophurious said:
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A sterling piece of work, mah man :D


couldn't have done it without the help of you griefers! not sure if this is a success on your part or a failure though:P


Why not both?
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06-Jul-2019 19:16:07

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FiFi LaFeles said:
Oh, I think it was failure. We were most definitely good at failures.
In fact (dare I say it?) our failure rate was unparalleled in the history of non-achievements.

Our fails were so superlative that everyone quit the Clan !!
Well, not that anyone joined it in the first place, but that's beside the point.

Yep, the entire existence of the Universe is solely down to our spectacular knack of failing.
We are happy to share a little bit of our expertise here ^_^


The only succes I know about is Corugi returning some days ago, but knowing him that may become a failure too... which is good I guess?
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07-Jul-2019 15:53:05

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FiFi LaFeles said:
Oh I doubt he's actually back. He sticks his head in once in a while just to be nosey.

But that reminds me - we were so good at failing, even the Clan Leader decamped.


We failed the best ever possible then! We should get an award for this.

Just so you know, you might not see me either until the end of next week. I’m going on a holiday, and I don’t know if there will be internet.
I’m not taking the Biggus Shippus, just an earthly vacation, but I left it and its key well hidden where Corugi won’t find them. That’s probably why we don’t see him too, he might be searching high and low for it while he pretends he’s just playing Eve as a cover.

See you guys! I promise I’ll return (unlike you-know-who)!
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08-Jul-2019 21:21:12

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Tophurious said:
you will be missed


Before, I was about 99.999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 % sure you weren't an alt of Corugi. Now that you showed some affection (which 'rugi isn't capable of), I'm 10000000000.00 % sure.
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19-Jul-2019 15:37:27

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Tophurious said:
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.


you don't think corugi is capable of faking affection? welcome back btw.


If he fakes it, it's way too obvious. Yours seemed very genuine and real. Even your 'welcome back btw' is too casual to ever come from Corugi.
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20-Jul-2019 10:24:57

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Tophurious said:
damn corugi being too predictable and making my attempts to fool anyone plausible :( that noob should be ashamed.


He also should be ashamed for abandoning his shop and co-workers. I can't believe that I actually wanted to be part of his anti-clan and later his towel shop. This place is so much better!
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20-Jul-2019 19:01:06

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You're not gonna believe this...

You know when you make a puzzle and there's one piece missing you get frustrated?
I started making a puzzle (1500 pieces of the Colosseum in Rome at sunset/sunrise) and I got one piece DOUBLE. Seriously, how did they do that? It's not finished so I don't know if that means another piece is missing or they just gave me 1501 pieces instead.

Does someone have the same puzzle and that piece missing? It's on the right side edge, the fourth one from taking the bottom right corner as the first. Mostly black with some faint lines in dark blue and red. Has a hole in the top and down side, and a thingy stikking out at the left side. Rather medium sized.
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23-Jul-2019 14:23:33

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Tophurious said:
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You're not gonna believe this...

You know when you make a puzzle and there's one piece missing you get frustrated?
I started making a puzzle (1500 pieces of the Colosseum in Rome at sunset/sunrise) and I got one piece DOUBLE. Seriously, how did they do that? It's not finished so I don't know if that means another piece is missing or they just gave me 1501 pieces instead.

Does someone have the same puzzle and that piece missing? It's on the right side edge, the fourth one from taking the bottom right corner as the first. Mostly black with some faint lines in dark blue and red. Has a hole in the top and down side, and a thingy stikking out at the left side. Rather medium sized.


this is beautiful lol


Perhaps they give the puzzle twice and they lost all the double pieces except that one.
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24-Jul-2019 11:37:38

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Tophurious said:
can you make it fit


I'll see in the end what other mistakes they made as the puzzle isn't finished yet (halfway through now, but there are some very plainly coloured parts coming up). I'll report back when it's finished.
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25-Jul-2019 18:32:58

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Tophurious said:
101 bumps until the 1k milestone. we should celebrate somehow.


Perhaps by doing it the Bwian way: not celebrating? Just a suggestion.
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27-Jul-2019 14:38:54

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Tophurious said:
FiFi LaFeles said:
Checking again.


not much happens here :(


So it's starting to look like Bwian's then?

Edit: I finished the puzzle, and there's no piece missing, just the one I have double.

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31-Jul-2019 16:24:34 - Last edited on 31-Jul-2019 16:56:36 by Kings Abbot

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Thanks!
So somewhere someone is cursing because (s)he's missing one piece. I hope it's Corugi! Muhahahaha!
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01-Aug-2019 11:40:47

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And in the case he doesn't have the puzzle, I'll give him the one piece and say I lost all the other 1499 pieces! The Winner of September 2019's MUPAQ™ Award is
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01-Aug-2019 14:38:31 - Last edited on 01-Aug-2019 14:38:44 by Kings Abbot

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This one is too comfy:


This one is too fat:


These are too small and magnetic:
https://i.imgur.com/Jt9XiQO.gifv
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02-Aug-2019 11:24:05

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Tophurious said:
he better show up soon then


Soon™
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05-Aug-2019 13:41:35 - Last edited on 05-Aug-2019 13:41:49 by Kings Abbot

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Pancakes?

PANCAKES?!

Boy, here I come!


Looks good!




Even Star Wars themed pancakes!


https://i.imgur.com/BoXDNcI.gifv

Yum!
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06-Aug-2019 11:40:30

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This dude is making wordclouds for people in the General forum, and this is mine:



You guys should make one too! I'll ask for Corugi's as it might show some weird shit.
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08-Aug-2019 11:21:20

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You use effort to make coffee?
You even make coffee?
You clean?
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12-Aug-2019 15:43:21

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Tophurious said:
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You use effort to make coffee?
You even make coffee?
You clean?


yes. french presses make the best coffee and those are a pain in the butt to use and maintain. as for cleaning i do it out of necessity because my son is too young to do my chores for me. :(


You could buy a roomba.
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13-Aug-2019 11:22:51

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FiFi LaFeles said:
Does it make coffee, though?


Found 0 results for roomba coffee, sorted by highest scoring of all time
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13-Aug-2019 18:41:52

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I just noticed Carcinogenic is a real clan. Dude, your effort glands have been working overtime! Not even Corugi made an actual clan...

Can I join just for the sake of it and not interact with it any further?
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15-Aug-2019 10:26:28

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Tophurious said:
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I just noticed Carcinogenic is a real clan. Dude, your effort glands have been working overtime! Not even Corugi made an actual clan...

Can I join just for the sake of it and not interact with it any further?


wow really? i thought it was obvious. and yes you may join.


Ok, thanks! How do I join?
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15-Aug-2019 11:05:17

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Tophurious said:
Tophurious said:
Requirements for joining: Posting on this thread and praising
Lil Gloop
along with stating why you wish to join.


i recently changed the criteria for joining. the lil gloop part is important and i'll be happy to send you an invite after that's dealt with.


I praise Lil Gloop for his gloopy gloopiness.
I want a clan cape and a vexillum that I'll never use anyway.

Also, I've got an alt (Kings Abbo2), does this application cover both accounts?
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15-Aug-2019 11:18:08

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Tophurious said:
that feel when the cool kid ghosts you after asking for a clan invite. that's some high quality griefing right there :P


Not my intention, sorry. I'm not online continously. I've added you to my friend list so whenever I see you're online I'll send you a PM.
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16-Aug-2019 11:03:25

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Here are some better ones. I really apologize for his behaviour.






... and the forums shit their pants...
... again ...
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17-Aug-2019 19:07:29

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Tophurious said:
Corugi said:
Tophurious said:
because it looks pretty menacing


She doesn't need that to look menacing.


hey you! join my clan! i've already claimed kings abbot.


And my alt Kings Abbo2!

Hylonome said:
FiFi LaFeles said:
Corugi said:
Tophurious said:
because it looks pretty menacing


She doesn't need that to look menacing.


Oi !

I'll have you know I won a prize for "Prettiest Smile" when I was 3 years old.
My loveliness has grown exponentially since then.
In fact, I'm far too good for this place. I think I'll go play Neopets.


You should join our clan instead. We have many fun activities like temp banning guests at random.


We do that too. You're way behind on us!
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22-Aug-2019 11:23:52

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FiFi LaFeles said:
I like the sound of that. I think I'd be good at inventing spurious reasons to temp ban people.

You are being kicked and temp banned player DroopyPants because

- your mother is a walrus in drag
- your T-shirt is unacceptable
- you haven't bought enough TH chests this month
- we've been told you have very large feet
- you're not rich enough
- it's Thursday


...and so on....


You could join the actual clan. I got added two days ago and I’m an admin, so I can ban and mute people from the clan chat. Not that there’s anybody there, but still. Praise the gloop is all you need.
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23-Aug-2019 13:46:34

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FiFi LaFeles said:
I can't join your Clan, I'm already in one. They'd be devastated to lose a wonderful person like wot I am.

Yeah, sure, we don't do much as a Clan and I never bother talking to them (mostly) but I've been in this one for years and years and years and years. And this one guy is going to teach me Bossing fairly soon. Allegedly.


You could always guest in Carcinogenic while you're part of the other clan (or vice versa). It's really fun to ban Speeder1 for the lolz!
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24-Aug-2019 10:56:13

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FiFi LaFeles said:
Kick me? Kick ME?


REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE !!!!!!


I would hunt you down, pluck out your eyes and wear them as juju beads :@


I swear to Guthix, I will not kick you. Only Speeder1 currently gets that treatment sometimes (so far only once).
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25-Aug-2019 13:35:34

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Tophurious said:
Kings Abbot said:
FiFi LaFeles said:
Kick me? Kick ME?


REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE !!!!!!


I would hunt you down, pluck out your eyes and wear them as juju beads :@


I swear to Guthix, I will not kick you. Only Speeder1 currently gets that treatment sometimes (so far only once).


twice i think


You're right, twice.
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25-Aug-2019 15:50:56

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Well, nobody joined the channel when I was online, so nothing seems to have happened on my end.

Also, I found how to mute people instead if just kicking them. I tried it on myself but it didn't work.
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27-Aug-2019 11:13:04

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You may have noticed that I nominated some posts in my ‘frost dragon dung rarity’-thread to win the Most Unhelpful Post to Answer a Question (MUPAQ)™ Award.

I was wondering if you as Carcinogenic might sponsor this award and organize the ceremony here? The winners could receive the option to join the clan no questions asked. The MUPAQ Award is given to someone who doesn’t read someone else’s question properly and is thus showing a low effort. If there were no effort at all, they wouldn’t have posten anything. These people would be the perfect additions to our collection clan.
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28-Aug-2019 16:31:24

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Tophurious said:
Kings Abbot said:
You may have noticed that I nominated some posts in my ‘frost dragon dung rarity’-thread to win the Most Unhelpful Post to Answer a Question (MUPAQ)™ Award.

I was wondering if you as Carcinogenic might sponsor this award and organize the ceremony here? The winners could receive the option to join the clan no questions asked. The MUPAQ Award is given to someone who doesn’t read someone else’s question properly and is thus showing a low effort. If there were no effort at all, they wouldn’t have posten anything. These people would be the perfect additions to our collection clan.


interesting proposition. how would i go about organizing a ceremony? would it be a weekly thing?


Weekly would be too much effort. Don't overdo yourself! Monthly or seasonly would be more fitting with our character. There aren't that much posts that would be qualified either for the MUPAQ Award, so we need some time to actually have some to choose from.
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28-Aug-2019 18:19:32

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These are currently the only two posts nominated:

Kings Abbot said:
AfkingAlt123 said:
just use the resource dungeon


I would like to nominate this post for the Most Unhelpful Post to Answer a Question (MUPAQ)™ Award.

1: I'm free-to-play and can't get in there
2: There's no altar in there
3: It has to happen inside Daemonheim anyway in a solo dungeon


Kings Abbot said:
333333333 said:
You know, the DG engine in every DG maps upon entering a floor is completely random and have flags in larges set in this to avoid stuck and bugs: starting room to boss room is a connected path between 19-23 rooms! You can never get stuck inside a floor in solo! All skill doors and skill required puzzles are matched up your own skill stats so you can never get stuck! Let's say you encounter a strength door requiring 100 strength then this isn't leading to boss! All room spawns are also random so you may or not find any altars at all!


Your post has been nominated for the runner-up for the Most Unhelpful Post to Answer a Question (MUPAQ)™ Award.
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29-Aug-2019 10:06:01

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Corugi said:
All good things start with "P"



Printers are one of the evilest devices ever devised...












https://imgur.com/gallery/hL8we
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31-Aug-2019 18:49:01

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Tophurious said:
FiFi LaFeles said:
So, um .... yeah,
Just thought I'd look in and say "Hi".


"Hi"


GREETINGS


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02-Sep-2019 11:32:07

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Tophurious said:
i could play along. but i won't :D


Wait, let me try again.

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03-Sep-2019 20:13:45

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FiFi LaFeles said:
14-15-100-66119566

I hereby nominate Tuffty's response for the MUPAQ Award :D


Good nomination!
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05-Sep-2019 11:39:31

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Got another one.

Kings Abbot said:
Untrimslay said:
TMW only doesn't degrade when completing either a) slayer tasks, b) reaper tasks, c) elite dungeons.

So yes, if you killed anything outside those, then it is perfectly normal.


I hereby nominate this post for the MUPAQ™ Award.
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05-Sep-2019 11:57:50

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Corugi said:
I have made Kings Abbot an offer he surely cant refuse. Perhaps
WAR
can yet still be averted.


Guess what I did...

What’s next? A horse’s head in my bed?
You’re way too predictable.
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06-Sep-2019 11:32:20

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Tophurious said:
FiFi LaFeles said:
Totes McGotes, man. And he stole it from the Glue Factory pile outside his local Knackers yard.

I hope you'd never admit an undesirable like him into your Clan. I'm not even entirely sure he has human DNA.


but if he doesn't join how do we kick him?


Can't we kick guests from the clan chat? He wouldn't need to be part of the clan.
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07-Sep-2019 10:52:42

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Tophurious said:
Kings Abbot said:
I want lychees.


looks pretty damn gross, bro


Those things are delicious! Ever tried one?
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09-Sep-2019 11:51:08

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Tophurious said:
Kings Abbot said:
Tophurious said:
Kings Abbot said:
I want lychees.


looks pretty damn gross, bro


Those things are delicious! Ever tried one?


nope never seen them


They're Chinese. They should be available in supermarkets (at least in Europe) in winter. Very sweet and juicy. Some are a bit sour and seem to use fizzy water to make their juice, but even then they're delicious. Just don't eat the stones, they contain methylenecyclopropylglycine which causes low blood sugar.

Tophurious said:
FiFi LaFeles said:
They are seriously delightful.

You should offer a bowl of them for winning the MUPAQ Award.


mupaq winners should feel honored for winning and being offered a position as one of my minions


Or we give them an image of a hastely and low-effort-photoshopped prize or something. Trewavas is capable of making such things.
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09-Sep-2019 21:20:16

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Tophurious said:
FiFi LaFeles said:
I'll donate a Limited Edition signed photograph of me.
The winners will, doubtless, be ecstatic.


donation means free stuff. free is good


Don’t say things like that! It attracts certain people who like a certain npc...
I think I can hear him coming already...
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10-Sep-2019 11:36:06

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Hylonome said:
How is everyone?


For some reason, I was blocked from logging in with my iPad at the restaurant having lunch; even though I have been doing that for the last two years.
Unacceptable.
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11-Sep-2019 13:41:31

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Tophurious said:
FiFi LaFeles said:
Where did you go?


That's between me and the ever vigilant gods of these fine forums. ;)


Is it the guy I kicked twice from the clan chat for no real reason?
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12-Sep-2019 20:40:38

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Tophurious said:
still a little more than two weeks for people to make MUPAQ worthy posts. i really hope to see a few more candidates soon.


There’s one in General if the OP wants too. If he declines we’ll do it anyway.
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13-Sep-2019 18:42:26

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Kings Abbot said:
Tophurious said:
still a little more than two weeks for people to make MUPAQ worthy posts. i really hope to see a few more candidates soon.


There’s one in General if the OP wants too. If he declines we’ll do it anyway.


I believe the post saying a response was useless got hidden, and so did mine asking if he wanted it nominated for the MUPAQ™ Award. I believe it was about this one:
Baby Balth said:
Mattricks said:
Baby Balth said:
Do you want to trade 07 and rs3 gp with world of Warcraft?


My thread title states trading between 07/RS3


Yes your title does but the op doesn't so lets be a bit clearer shall we.


I think the guy is trolling though, and that isn't low-effort as you deliberately try to be annoying. We should be weary of this guy. If he gets nominated, we seriously must consider he might be trolling.
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15-Sep-2019 09:55:28

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Tophurious said:
will the mupaq winner be chosen on the 30th?


Better to choose the winner one of the first days of the next month. I guarantee there will be possible nominees on the 30th after the deliberation and ceremony who would be left out.
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18-Sep-2019 11:37:26

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So this is the slime-infested building actoss the street from Bwian’s? I thought it was one of Corugi’s experiments... Good to know we have neighbors! Nice neighbors even! The Winner of September 2019's MUPAQ™ Award is
Tuffty
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19-Sep-2019 11:25:34

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Tophurious said:
Kings Abbot said:
So this is the slime-infested building actoss the street from Bwian’s? I thought it was one of Corugi’s experiments... Good to know we have neighbors! Nice neighbors even!


"nice"


You could have been drug-addicted aggressive hobos or towel-selling competitors.
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21-Sep-2019 10:21:32

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Tophurious said:
running out of time for mupaq nominees. i'm beginning to think there are too many try hards around here.


Oh well, if there aren't any one month we don't need to choose a winner. We don't need to put effort in it if there's no need!
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24-Sep-2019 21:10:43

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Trewavas said:
Bwain's Undercroft & Mediocre Postings. BUMP.

There's your new clan name.


Wow!
- Owen Wilson
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28-Sep-2019 10:22:56

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Found another nominee for this month's MUPAQ Award™!

Kings Abbot said:
Aethel Wolf said:
Hello PreacherJon. I've moved this out of Existing Game Content forum as it is used for suggestions.

I would consider if there were any other NPCs attacking you along with the reaper task bosses (e.g. GWD1 bodyguards) as they do degrade your armour.


I believe this can be nominated for the MUPAQ™ Award, and just in time for September's edition!

I have seen someone else mention this weirdness. I have no idea why some items seem to degrade a lot faster than others.
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29-Sep-2019 20:55:30

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I warned you someone was gonna make a nominee post right before the deadline!

Kings Abbot said:
Dong U Dead said:
I am not sure about Mod Dolans Ruber Duck, but you can still do Mega Duck - it's classed as a boss and you can get a title from doing it and some duck pets I believe? If this is what you are talking about, look on the monthly ingame calendar and look up Mega Duck (I think that is what it is called) and you will be able to work with a group of people to get the title and complete a boss.


And in the nick of time we have another nominee for September 2019's MUPAQ Award™!
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30-Sep-2019 21:03:40

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^ That's just some minor derailment and mild ranting, not not-reading-the-OP's-question-and-giving-useless-advice. He's well aware that the crystal tree disappeared on its own. The Winner of September 2019's MUPAQ™ Award is
Tuffty
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30-Sep-2019 22:08:39

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You forgot to consider a sixth entry that happened some days ago.

Also, when will we ever get the chance again to award Tuffty?

I also don't agree with criterium #3. You describe deliberate trolling and that is not in line with the forum rules! They could shut us down because of encouraging forum rule-breaking!

Also, criterium #1 is not really needed. As long as a post doesn't answer the OP's question because they didn't bother to read it they can win. Who cares if it is valuable information, just not to the OP? These are actually the best as it shows they're not doing it on purpose. Doing it on purpose is, again, trolling and such contestants get eliminated.

You put way too much effort in it! How could you!

Criterium #2 is fine tho.

I declare Tuffty the winner!
He doesn't type much in his post, thus criterium #2 is fulfilled (to greenie standards), and it's not that it was hard to understand the one sentence the OP wrote, si it fulfills criterium #1.

333333333 tries to give useless info on as much threads as possible, so he's doing it on purpose, i.e. trolling.
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01-Oct-2019 22:06:39

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Tophurious said:
i need to speak with mr. kings abbot as soon as possible.


As long as I'm not the manager and you're not Karen that's fine by me!
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02-Oct-2019 21:58:34

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Tophurious said:
Kings Abbot said:
Tophurious said:
i need to speak with mr. kings abbot as soon as possible.


As long as I'm not the manager and you're not Karen that's fine by me!


karens are banned from cc. when you going to be in game?


I hope from 21:00 to 22:00 this evening Belgian time (Western Europe, we’re one hour in front of Greenwich, this was written at 12:25 local time).
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03-Oct-2019 11:21:59

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...and you missed me!

https://i.imgur.com/SyfDDCQ.mp4
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03-Oct-2019 21:54:11

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Here, have some weapons!



https://i.imgur.com/5EC7Vqh.mp4
https://i.imgur.com/BArb9ut.mp4
https://i.imgur.com/0dEZFZY.mp4

If you can start them, that is...

https://i.imgur.com/E1MFy3F.mp4
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06-Oct-2019 10:43:46

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You forgot to award the low-effort bowl of lychees. The Winner of September 2019's MUPAQ™ Award is
Tuffty
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06-Oct-2019 22:19:58

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Trewavas said:
Kings Abbot said:
Only now I noticed the typo. Makes it even better!


Oh floppy disks, you're right.



https://i.imgur.com/ST6MEh8.mp4
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07-Oct-2019 22:51:10 - Last edited on 07-Oct-2019 22:51:27 by Kings Abbot

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You don't know what lychees are? You're really missing out on something! They're one of the best fruits ever!

Looking at ow fast the nominations are flowing in, we might not have a winner next month...
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12-Oct-2019 16:51:51

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Trewavas said:
I'm sure I could use my trusty Paint skills to create a Tuffty only award. Call it the Rusty Gnome award. The Rusty Penguin would be a prize for Twillow.


As long as it's low-effort, sure!
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13-Oct-2019 09:32:39

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