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Falcoshin

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A trend I've been noticing is that people will condemn each and every little thing Saradomin does and put a negative spin on it. That said, I figured we could have fun with it and turn this trend into reductio ad absurdum by making a game out of it.

The rules are simple: The first player (me) posts an action of Saradomin's (preferably something that would be difficult to put a negative spin on) and then the next poster tries to post a justification for that action that makes Saradomin look as bad as possible. For instance:

Me: Saradomin saved a box of puppies from a fire.
Next player: He wanted to train them to become vicious warhounds.

Afterwords, that player will then come up with a new act that the next person must try to put a negative spin on and so on and so forth.

Starting act:

Saradomin donates a large sum of money to a village that can't afford to pay their taxes.

11-Mar-2014 04:47:41

Cybernet377
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Forum games.

That being said, he obviously intends for them to perform military service to pay off their now absurdly large debt to him.

Act II:

Saradomin promotes education and advances in medicine, reducing illness and improving prosperity among the lower class.

11-Mar-2014 05:04:19 - Last edited on 11-Mar-2014 05:07:58 by Cybernet377

Naragun
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Without the drugs tampering with his body, he will be much easier for Saradomin to mind control and force to kill puppies.



Next act: Saradomin buys low fat yogurt, instead of the normal kind.

11-Mar-2014 05:16:39

Caeside
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Saradomin promotes education and advances in medicine, reducing illness and improving prosperity among the lower class.

he does this so his scientists may create new Bio weapons able to attack and destroy people at a cellular level offering cures only to thsoe who serve him.
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Saradomin saves a helpless village from a ruthless warlord and takes them into his care.

11-Mar-2014 05:18:02

Aterivus

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Except he only saved them because he actually wants to rule over them himself and rip their wings off. What's that, they don't have wings? Then he must have already ripped them off!


Next: Saradomin saves a drowning child from a murky, watery, grave.
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11-Mar-2014 05:22:55

Caeside
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only to tell him a village of Zamorakians threw him in and butchered his family, setting him up for a life of religious revenge.

saradomin buys a pet cat and gives it to an old woman who lost her partner to old age.

11-Mar-2014 05:37:47

Falcoshin

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I'm going to respond to the last person who actually played the game properly which would be The Darkk (leave it to a Zarosian to not follow instructions properly).

He buys all the low-fat yogurt so that everyone else has to eat extra-fattening yogurt. That way they become fat and unhealthy and therefore easier to subjugate.

Next: Saradomin takes money from his defense budget to fund education.

11-Mar-2014 05:37:54

Caeside
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awh, hes just ticked off coz i beat him in all the other threads :P
and i followed teh rules, the other 2 just happened to post while i was writing my post.
but i can play ball even if u cant :)

he funds education to brainwash the next generation to be mindless saradominists with no life or will or imagination of their own.

next 1- saradomin buys a pet cat and gives it to an old woman

11-Mar-2014 05:47:30 - Last edited on 11-Mar-2014 05:53:21 by Caeside

Giras
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^ It's nothing more but a scheme to make himself look better in the eyes of the public.
Next- Saradomin puts more of a leash on his rabid attack dog Commander Zilyana.
I'm no one's servant!

Good. Never let anyone think differently
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11-Mar-2014 06:10:04

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