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Calm Enigma

Calm Enigma

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FiFi La Lush said:
So. What will replace it? A new "Council of FMods" mayhap? Where they can sit round in a cosy circle sipping tea and munching bourbons and pontificating on whether one of their cadre made a good call, or not. In which case, new volunteers will be needed. And the sluggards slumbering in their hibernation need to be woken up (assuming they still have a pulse).

It seems that currently the key matter to pontificate upon is the choice of biscuit. Bourbons are the kind to be consumed at the Council of PMods, and other such over-subscribed gatherings of little substance where the main concerns are quantity and chocolate.

The Council of FMods, on the other hand, would be considerably more refined of taste, as a healthy mind requires a healthy palate. A party of eminence such as ours necessitates the highest nutrition to properly execute the adjudication of great calls from good calls. Consequently, I believe I speak unanimously in suggesting the replacement of bourbons with chocolat (pronounced à la française), caviar and truffle stuffed oreos. With this slight change of menu, an FMod Council may be able to replicate the stellar performance by JMods in the Mod Review thread this past month, just about.

As for those you label 'sluggards', you are severely mistaken to think we are simply sleeping. We are actually participating in a prolonged period of reflection, generally referred to as 'The Great Lurk'. Through this noble enterprise an FMod aims to comprehend the essence of the forums and ultimately become one with them. It is possible to lose one's pulse in the process, but you are naive to think a mere hindrance of the sort would bar our return forever...
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02-Mar-2018 10:10:09 - Last edited on 02-Mar-2018 10:10:41 by Calm Enigma

Calm Enigma

Calm Enigma

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FiFi La Lush said:
< Here be wisdom >

Chère Madame la Frou,

Let me furstly thank yù fur yur unterêt in joining our Forum QA tim. We are flatturred too 'ear that the performance of Game QA 'as managed to inspire yù and are delighted to inform yù zat yù 'av actuallee been part of zat tim the 'ole time while yù were playing.

We are in absolut agreement with yur wise suggestions fir ze forums and 'av put them in place right awe'. Zerforr, we must sadlee reject yur application as it would appear that yur tong is not furked but actuallee knifed. Zis kind of sharp tong is absolootlee not allowed on ze tim fur 'ealth and safety raisins.

By ze we', pleez dù not worry about ze impact off our costs off operation on ze membership fees. We 'av a very créatif development tim zat will be able to cover zem by making new, hourly promotions fur our most successfool minigame. Not too mention our 100% efficiencies on ze Game QA tim.

Salutations,

Clam Enoobma - 'ed off RoonsCrèpe


P.S. L'exigence la plus importante pour notre équipe est la bonne prononciation du mot 'chocolat'. Par conséquent, notre équipe est actuellement principalement française.

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Locutus said:
Dilly Dilly!


P.P.P.S. Don't want to derail too much so this'll be the last silly post on here. Would be a good idea to get back to my own work as well...
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02-Mar-2018 15:12:45 - Last edited on 02-Mar-2018 16:17:34 by Calm Enigma

Calm Enigma

Calm Enigma

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FiFi La Lush said:
Mercilessly culled for non-contribution hmmm?

Jolly good. I'll be expecting my Invitation some time soon.

Support. Unfortunately you’ll have to wait a while though. The first batch of 10 are upcoming, and their RSN’s all start with the same first 8 letters: Blainy v


Note: I realise sarcasm doesn’t carry well on the forums, so for anyone wondering, FMods have no idea who future volunteers will be. However, in an ideal world your name would be Blainy too.
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