I sexually identify as a centipede. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of dropping dank memes on cucks everywhere. People say to me that a person being a centipede is Impossible and Iím fucking retarded but I donít care, Iím beautiful. Iím having a plastic surgeon install 100 legs and two hollow fangs on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me ďNimble NavigatorĒ and respect my right to meme everywhere and trigger endlessly. If you canít accept me youíre a centiphobe and need to check your insect privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
I stepped in a barbeque pit now i have a mesquite toe