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The Cabbage , RuneScape's finest news source.


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PLAYERS OUTRAGED OVER UN-POLLED REMOVAL OF "MAX CASH FOR EVERYONE UPDATE"

MISCELLANIAN VIOLENT UPRISING QUELLED AFTER KING-REGENT RAKES WEEDS

AUSTRALIANS EAGERLY AWAIT ANOTHER YEAR OF ASKING FOR AUSTRALIAN SERVERS

U.S. ELECTION FAILS AFTER NO CANDIDATE GETS 75% OF THE VOTE

SHOCKING: STUDY FINDS SOME THINGS IN GAME STILL HAVE NO PET

OSRS PLAYER WHO PLAYS RUNESCAPE 3 TO BE HUNG AT DAWN

23-Feb-2014 22:11:08 - Last edited on 13-Jul-2018 05:49:25 by Rising Two

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SECRET CLUE SCROLL WIZARD SOCIETY LOSES FOUR BILLIONTH AGENT IN THE FIELD

NEW ANTI-SCAMMING INITIATIVES TOO HARSH, SAY SCAMMERS


BREAKING NEWS: UK TO REMAIN IN THE EU AFTER GAMING COMPANY JAGEX INFORMS UK GOVERNMENT THAT VOTES REQUIRE 75% APPROVAL TO PASS

SHOCKING: EXPOSÉ REVEALS DEMONS WERE NOT ALLOWED TO VOTE IN ARCLIGHT POLL


COMMUNITY GEARS UP TO START MAKING MOD WEST'S LIFE A LIVING HELL

PANICKED JMODS REMEMBER MONKEY MADNESS 2 DUE TOMORROW

20,000 PLAYERS CURRENTLY THINKING GETTING INTO THE TOP 2,000 ON THE DEADMAN MODE HIGHSCORES WILL BE "PRETTY EASY"

BREAKING NEWS: QUESTION 2 AT 75%, WAIT, 74.9%, NOW IT'S 75% AGAIN, WAIT A MIN-- OH FORGET THIS CRAP I'M OUT


SURVEY FINDS ONLY THING OSRS PLAYERS AGREE ON IS THAT VOTERS ARE IDIOTS

TERRORISTS RELEASE OVER 20,000 CHINCHOMPAS AT GRAND EXCHANGE, HUNDREDS KILLED

NIEVE EXECUTED FOR GENOCIDE

23-Feb-2014 22:11:39 - Last edited on 24-Jan-2017 22:38:19 by Rising Two

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PLAYERS IN W361 DEMAND SOMETHING BE DONE AFTER LEVEL 105 PLAYER SPOTTED IN SLAYER CAVE

PLAYING POWERBALL A WASTE OF TIME AND MONEY, SAYS PLAYER DOING HARD CLUE

JAGEX FIXES AFK FARMING BUG, APOLOGIZES FOR DELAY

VARROCK INVESTS 20 BILLION GOLD IN TRAINING SOLDIERS HOW TO WALK AROUND FENCES

BREAKING NEWS: ONE PLAYER'S RANDOMLY GENERATED NUMBERS BIGGER THAN ANOTHER PLAYER'S RANDOMLY GENERATED NUMBERS

JAGEX POLLS FIXING SERVERS

JAGEX INTERVIEWING FAMOUS YOUTUBERS TO REPLACE MOD REACH

OSBUDDY THREAD EXPLODES, MUTING FOUR


PLAYER TORTURES GNOME FOR SIX HOURS

BRAVE KREE’ARRA JR. AVENGES FATHER, KILLS OWNER


NEW OSBUDDY DROP ENHANCEMENT FEATURE CAUSES SLIGHT CONTROVERSY

JAGEX RELEASES ABILITY TO TRANSFER ACCOUNT FROM RS3 TO OSRS, APOLOGIZES FOR DELAY

******* IDIOT DOING STRONGHOLD OF SECURITY, SAYS JAGEX

23-Feb-2014 22:12:14 - Last edited on 24-Jan-2017 22:30:48 by Rising Two

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In the past, the OSRS Cabbage released groups of articles, usually five, at a time.

In an effort to allow myself and those who contribute to be more relevant and be able to add to the Cabbage without thinking of four accompanying articles, this is no longer the case.

For your convenience, The Cabbage's hundreds of underpaid, underage laborers have archived those issues.

Simply go to the correct page, try not to think about the pain and suffering behind the thankless work you are viewing, and enjoy more Cabbage!

23-Feb-2014 22:12:39 - Last edited on 24-Jan-2017 22:30:25 by Rising Two

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Be sure to check out
issue 1
on page
3
which includes,

"INVINSIBLE BLACK KNIGHTS DESTROY FALADOR AFTER NOOB FAILS TO THWART THEM"

Be sure to check out
issue 2
on page
3
which includes,

"SLOW-WITTED PLAYER WONDERING WHY OTHER PERSON CHOPPING YEWS ON WORLD 385 SO ANTISOCIAL"

Be sure to check out
issue 3
on page
3
which includes,

SURPRISED JAGEX THANKS PLAYER FOR LETTING THEM KNOW OF EXISTENCE OF BOTS

Be sure to check out
issue 4
on page
2
which includes,

PLAYER SAYING "BRO" PROBABLY REALLY COOL

23-Feb-2014 22:12:46 - Last edited on 24-Jan-2017 22:30:09 by Rising Two

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