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Deltaslug

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The gods seem to have 2 books:

- 1 which is a collection of their prayers, sermons, beliefs, etc. (in game, you get it from Jossik, and fill it with Pages from Treasure Trails)

- 1 which is more of a small diary of some small chapter or chapters in their life. (you get this from your emissary of choice)

That said, what do you think the 2 God Books for Brassica Prime would be?

I'd imagine his holy god book would be sermons on the deliciousness found in life.

I'd imagine his god book from the emissary (The Book of Brassica) would be 10 pages of nothing but the world "Deliciousness!" being written over and over and over, with maybe some odd references to carrots and broccoli.

11-Oct-2017 05:04:21

Questcaping
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Preach
Brassica Prime's Book of Deliciousness


[Wedding Rites]
Two vegetables may taste good alone,
But together in stew they may taste greater still.
I mix you together under the delicious leaves of Brassica Prime.


[Last Rites]
In death, at last we savour thy full flavour.
May thy mortal remains be nutritious and delicious.


[Blessing]
May thy stem never wilt and thy leaves never wither,
But become more juicy and succulent as you grow.
The blessing of deliciousness be upon thee.


[Preach]
Waste not thy time with things that matter not,
But grow thyself so that thy flavour may flourish.
Deliciousness be with thee.
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12-Oct-2017 03:46:24 - Last edited on 12-Oct-2017 03:50:08 by Questcaping

Gazebo
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Doctor Salt said:
IT'S A COOKBOOK! TO SERVE MAN BRASSICA IS A COOKBOOK!


I do wonder how Brassica himself would taste...
It's too late. You've awakened the gazebo.
It catches you and eats you.

11-Nov-2017 15:30:28

Mod Raven

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I have to agree with some of the above, I imagine it would be a cookery book. Filled with various ways to prepare and cook cabbages. Ranging from delicious wine soaked cabbage, to the a classic coleslaw.

His wedding vows would be more about the best way to bake the cake... with added cabbage, of course.

= Raven =

23-Nov-2017 13:55:00

Deltaslug

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Mod Raven said:
I have to agree with some of the above, I imagine it would be a cookery book. Filled with various ways to prepare and cook cabbages. Ranging from delicious wine soaked cabbage, to the a classic coleslaw.

His wedding vows would be more about the best way to bake the cake... with added cabbage, of course.

= Raven =


LOL!!!
Sounds about right.

Chocolate coated cabbage for those too young to partake in wine?

But does that mean Brussels sprouts or red cabbage would be Brassica's equivalent to the anti-deliciousness (antichrist)?

25-Nov-2017 15:32:27 - Last edited on 25-Nov-2017 15:35:19 by Deltaslug

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