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AslonáDak

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CherryáWaves said:
you're right aslon, what a noob i am. sorry for offending any horror buffs! there is definitely a hockey mask hidden under that iron helmet tho. don't be ashamed


No worries, Cherry. Michael Myers is planning on stopping by your place on Halloween. He's expecting a Milky Way bar and some Jelly Babies. I hope you don't disappoint him!

Actually, I'm wearing my Guthix rune helm. It only looks like an iron helm due to all the poor lighting here on the RSOF. :p

14-Apr-2018 19:57:29

AslonáDak

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CherryáWaves said:
maybe mr myers is gonna have to do a trick instead! and if it's great he can help himself to all the sweets. the children will understand


You might reconsider if you were to meet my niece and nephew! ;)

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maybe try dusting your helm then. and shove a candle inside!


Dust? I thought that was blood! :p

A candle? To quote Paris Hilton - something I've never done before and hope I never do again - "That's hot!" :o

17-Apr-2018 03:04:47

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CherryáWaves said:

AslonáDak said:
You might reconsider if you were to meet my niece and nephew! ;)
hmm. are they by any chance staying at the stanley hotel?

& it's gonna have to be a pink glittery candle inside yo' helm after that quote!


No, they normally stay with my sister...although you might see them turn up at the Bates Motel I suppose. ;)

A pink glittery candle? That could be a serious distraction during PvM. :o

19-Apr-2018 23:57:36

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CherryáWaves said:
God Only Knows. Letĺs go to the Beach, Boys! At night tho. We can light a pink glittery campfire

AslonáDak said:
A pink glittery candle? That could be a serious distraction during PvM. :o
Are You Afraid of the Dak? No of course not, not with them fabulous candles lighting us to safety! And when you extinguish them it leaves foes blinded


Whose side are you on, anyway? lol

Fine job with the Beach Boys reference! Real fine, my 409! ;)

21-Apr-2018 23:59:45

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...as well as being a tasty treat, I am given to understand.

We don't have them here, at least I don't believe so. We do have marshmallow Peeps though.

Not the same thing, but I thought I'd bring them up, being bird-themed candy and all.

Peeps are total noobs. :p

29-Apr-2018 01:07:40

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CherryáWaves said:
Asparagus doesnĺt sound like a word anymore thanks to aslonĺs tasty song


Thank you, Cherry. I'm glad you enjoyed my little song, considering I put hardly any real effort into it. :p

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It shall henceforth be known as... goblin wands


Goblin Wands, huh? Interesting choice. I did not know there were any goblins smart enough to use magic.

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They pair especially well with goblin mail


I find goblin mail a bit too chewy for my liking.

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Fashionscape is no joke


It isn't? Really? O_o

11-Jun-2018 22:04:36

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(At the G.E.) Grand-a Exchange-a, sung to the tune of (At The Copa) Copacabana by Barry Manilow

Her name was Lola, she was a showgirl
With yellow feathers in her hair and a dress cut down to there
She would step and twirl and do the samba
And while she tried to be a star, Tony sold goods, ores, and bars
Across a crowded floor they worked from 8 till 4
They were newbs and they had each other
Who could ask for more?

At the G.E., Grand-a Exchange-a(Grand-a Exchange-a)
The hottest spot in northern Varrock (here)
At the G.E., Grand-a Exchange-a
Dancing for money is always quite funny
At the G.E.....they fell in love

(G.E. Grand-a Exchange-a)

His name was Rico, he wore some Zammy
He was escorted to his chair, he saw Lola dancin' there
And when she finished, he called her over
But Rico went and tried to touch her, Tony sailed across the counter
And then the punches flew and chairs were smashed in two
There was blood and a single sword stab
But just who stabbed who?

At the G.E., Grand-a Exchange-a(Grand-a Exchange-a)
The hottest spot in northern Varrock (here)
At the G.E., Grand-a Exchange-a
Dancing for money is always quite funny
At the G.E.....she lost her love

(G.E. Grand-a Exchange-a)
(G.E. Grand-a Exchange-a) (Grand-a Exchange-a, ahh ahh ahh ahh)
(Ahh ahh ahh ahh G.E. Grand-a Exchange-a)
(Dancing for money....always quite funny)


Her name is Lola, she was a showgirl
But that was 7 years ago, when they used to have a show
Now it's a disco, but not for Lola
Starting fires all around, leaving ashes on the ground
She sits there so refined, and drinks herself half-blind
She lost her youth and she lost her Tony
Now she's lost her mind!

At the G.E., Grand-a Exchange-a(Grand-a Exchange-a)
The hottest spot in northern Varrock (here)
At the G.E., Grand-a Exchange-a
Dancing for money is no longer funny
At the G.E.....don't fall in love

(G.E.) don't fall in love
Grand-a Exchange-a
Grand-a Exchange-a

16-Jun-2018 00:21:45

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DongáUáDead said:
AslonáDak said:
Speaking of forum games, whatever happened to "The A-Z of Song Titles"? I noticed several days ago that game seemed to disappear, even though the thread was nowhere near maxed. O_o

I bumped it for you.


So I saw. Thanks for the friendly bump. Have some chocolate! :)

It must have dropped quite a ways. I checked the first four or five pages and I didn't see that thread anywhere.

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It's nearly maxed :D


Yes, about ten pages left to go. It's been active in my absence!

25-Jun-2018 22:35:31

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You'll notice it's never the foods you hate the doctors ask you to give up. It's always the stuff you love to eat:

Doctor: Mr. Dak, I suggest you immediately cut out all kale from your diet.
Aslon: That'll be really easy, since I don't eat kale.
Doctor: Keep up the great work, Mr. Dak.
Aslon: No problemo.

If only it could be that simple.

Feel better Trewavas!

14-Jul-2018 21:26:49

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Trewavas said:
AslonáDak said:
I had an ultrasound of my right arm yesterday, to see if my blood clot has dissolved yet. Apparently, the news is not bad, since nobody called today from the hospital.


Fingers crossed, eh?


No worries, it should be fine. It was just a small blood clot that was in a small vein. It wasn't in an artery so that's one good thing. hewy prescribed two baby aspirin a day to try to dissolve the clot. I noticed something was wrong when my right hand became swollen overnight! Slept with my arms crossed, b ut I don't do that anymore! The swelling went away and has not returned, so that's a good sign. The technician running the scan said I have beautiful lines, so I guess that is good news!. :p

22-Jul-2018 01:28:04

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DongáUáDead said:
AslonáDak said:
Feel better soon, Dong U Dead! Don't worry about the needle (if you need one). Most needles used today are no more painful than a mosquito bite.

She said it was a big needle :O


Yikes! Maybe it will only feel like a big mosquito?! In any event, I hope it isn't TOO painful!

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I am feed up with the pain, it's been so long. I wish I went to the doctor weeks ago, I just thought it would disapear over time...


I too have made the mistake of not going to see a doctor sooner. Someone once said the only things that go away if you ignore them are your teeth.

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Yes I am of the same mind as you Aslon Dak, if you don't hear back it means it's not urgent or it's fixed itself or wasnt' there to begin with (depending on what the problem was to begin with). I do wish you well Aslon Dak :)


No news is good news, I reckon.

Thank you Dong U Dead! May both of us be better soon! :D

22-Jul-2018 01:48:59

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Trewavas said:
Me? Doing better, thanks. Still a little discomfort, but it all appears to have cleared up.

How is the Dalek Slayer?


Glad to hear you are doing better, Trewavas. I am doing better than a sawed-in-half Dalek, thanks. Still no word from the hospital regarding my blood clot, so most likely all is good there.

30-Jul-2018 21:52:16

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DongáUáDead said:
You could try ringing them as things sometimes go astray - just to be on the safe side.

I will be going to physio for my shoulder. The doctor feels the shoulder needs strengthening, the reason for the pain coming and going.


True, I could call them. However, I am going to see my primary care doctor this coming Tuesday anyway, so I'll get the good news then. :)

Good luck with your strength training, Dong U Dead. Too bad we can't just build up our strength in real life using XP lamps the way we can in RS, right? :p

05-Aug-2018 01:20:36

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So I think it's time to do a parody of Bohemian Rhapsody, but I can't for the life of me think of how to.


Maybe you could tell it from the point of view of a player who just PKed someone in the Wildy?

Saradomin Saradomin
Saradomin Saradomin
Saradomin Armadyl
Why did I kill-ill-ill-ill?

I'm just a poor newb nobody loves me
He's just a poor newb from a poor family

Oh Saradomin let me go
Zamorak has a devil put aside for me-for me-for meee

These are just a few ideas which sprung to mind. Use them if you'd like. :)

05-Aug-2018 01:58:43 - Last edited on 05-Aug-2018 02:01:32 by AslonáDak

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"RuneScape", sung to the tune of "Footloose", by Kenny Loggins


Been skilling so hard
I'm stamping my card
Eight hours for what
Oh, tell me what I got

I've got this feeling
That times are holding me down
I'll hit the ceiling
Or else I'll tear up this town

Now I gotta RuneScape, RuneScape
Throw on your thick blue cape
Please, Louise, pull me down on my knees
Jack, get back, cook it until it's black
Great escape, everybody play RuneScape

You're playing so cool
Obeying every rule
Deep way down in your heart
You're burning yearning for some
Somebody to tell you
That life ain't passing you by
I'm trying to tell you
It will if you don't even try

You can fly if you'd only RuneScape, RuneScape
Throw on your thick blue cape
Oo-wee, Marie, kill some chickens Marie
Mine, Milo, come on, come on let's go
Great escape, everybody play RuneScape

Yeah, ooooh-oh-oh
(Play RuneScape)
Yeah, ooooh-oh-oh
(Play RuneScape)
Yeah, ooooh-oh-oh
(Play RineScape)
Oooooooooh

You've got to turn it around
And put your feet on the ground
Now stick a sword in your foe

I'm playing RuneScape, RuneScape,
Throw on your thick blue cape
Please, Louise, pull me down on my knees
Jack, get back, cook it until it's black
Great escape, everybody play RuneScape

(RuneScape) RuneScape
Throw on your thick blue cape
Please, Louise, pull me down on my knees
Jack, get back, cook it until it's black
Great escape, everybody play RuneScape

Everybody play, everybody play
Everybody play, everybody play
Everybody play, everybody play
(Everybody) everybody play RuneScape

02-Sep-2018 23:27:25

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Right !'m back! Anyone miss me? Anyone at all? Anyway, I hope all was well while I was away. I went into the hospital nearly two weeks ago to have carpal tunnel surgery performed on my left arm, wrist and elbow. I just got the splint off and the stitches out this afternoon. The surgery was a success in that I can use my left hand a little better now. Unfortunately, I still have numbness and tingling in both hands, so I have something else going on in addition to the carpal tunnel most likely, although that may now diminish over time. It looks like I'll be having the same surgeries on my right arm in November, so we will see how that goes. I hope y'all behaved yourselves while I was away.

Welcome back Loki! Also, what the hell Threes - you changed your signature?! That'll take some getting used to. :p

28-Sep-2018 00:09:11

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Thank you Trewavas! Actually, the whole procedure was pretty painless. I slept through the entire operation. My wrist feels fine and my elbow is only slightly sore. The doctor relocated a nerve to relieve pressure off of it. I'm glad my left hand is working a little better now. :)

Squids sporting suits of armor? Sounds silly to me! :p

28-Sep-2018 21:20:51

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Pretty pointless indeed.

Ooooh, ok. I believe I did try this "real life" thing before. It was terrible! I couldn't find anything worth fighting, I couldn't sell anything for gold coins, and I did not appear to gain any XP at all! What a waste of time that was! Still, if you have to go give it your best, you have to, right?

07-Oct-2018 23:53:44

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Happy Halloween everyone! Just a quick note to let you know I'm going into the hospital Thursday morning for carpal tunnel surgery on my right arm, so I'll be away for a couple of days recuperating. I had the left arm done back in September, and it went well.

Y'all behave while I'm gone! :p

31-Oct-2018 23:39:50

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Twillow said:
all the best, Aslon!


Thank you Twillow! I appreciate that. :) I am happy to report this surgery went even better than the same work I had done on my left arm back in mid-September! However, for the next 12 days, I have to wear this soft cast on my right forearm, which also covers part of my right hand. As I am right-handed, this makes certain tasks, including computer work, more awkward.

Any more Cherry sightings while I was away?

04-Nov-2018 19:24:43

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Twillow said:
-goes back to find it-

on page 154, I named you and on page 156, not realizing you were "it", you posted 15.=)


Ah, so Threes actually caught herself! That actually makes a bit more sense, however given the circumstances, I don't believe she can earn any Forum XP that way. :p

04-Nov-2018 19:31:07

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To be fair, you did have help. Still, you were the one who caught you.

So the question is, will you let yourself go(deciding you have learned your lesson), or do you decide to teach yourself a lesson and throw the book at yourself? What happens if you choose to represent yourself? Will you be able to defend you against yourself?

Imagine the made-for-television movie this could make!

04-Nov-2018 21:06:09

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I don't know, I think it could become somewhat confusing - especially if the case is brought before Judge Threes! You would be both the lawyers for the prosecution and defense, plus the judge as well as the accused! There has to be multiple conflicts of interests in there somewhere.

It would be the case of Three Threes too many!

One thing is for sure: with multiple Threes running around, these forums would never be slow! :D

So when did you get cloned anyway?

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OK, thanks. That may come in handy on another thread. ;)

Uh-oh, I think I just figured out Threes' secret! The truth of the matter is:

333333333 is more than her username...it's also the size of her clone army! The forums have been invaded by this massive clone army, each member of which is an expert dungeoneerer! Threes Nation is here! Threes Nation is now! Threes Nation posts to the forums!


It all makes sense now. :o

09-Nov-2018 20:03:29

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Apparently, you and I, along with the rest of F2P, are considered to be "trash", Threes - by Jagex and by SOME P2P. Not all. Some members are cool and decent. They see F2P as people, as players, not a cancer to be cleansed.

I have 14+ years playing RS, level 111, 0 forum bans, mutes, locked threads, or hidden posts - and what does it all count for? Nothing. It's all about the money.

24-Nov-2018 22:42:37

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I'm still up in the morning light
My mother says when you gonna live your life right
Oh mother dear please do not open the drapes
And girls just want to play RuneScape
Oh girls just want to play RuneScape

The phone rings in the middle of the night
My father yells what you gonna do with your life
Oh daddy dear you know you're still really great
But girls they want to play RuneScape
Oh girls just want to play--

That's all they really want
Some RuneScape
When they just need an escape
Girls-- they want to play RuneScape
Oh girls just want to play RuneScape

Some boys take a beautiful girl
And hide her away from the rest of the world
I want to be the one to wear a pink cape
Oh girls they want to play RuneScape
Oh girls just want to play

That's all they really want
Some RuneScape
When they just need an escape
Girls--they want to play RuneScape
Oh girls just want to play RuneScape,
They want to RuneScape,
They want to RuneScape...

30-Nov-2018 23:34:05

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"I Love RuneScape 3", sung to the tune of "I Love Rock 'N' Roll" by Joan Jett & The Blackhearts

I saw her dancing there by the masterwork box
I knew she would play a song that really rocks
The beat was going strong
Playing my favorite song
And I could tell it wouldn't be long till she was with me, yeah me
And I could tell it wouldn't be long till she was with me, yeah me

Singing, I love RuneScape 3
So put another log on the bonfire, baby
I love RuneScape 3
So come and take your time and train with me
Ow!

She smiled, so I got up and asked for her name
But that don't matter, she said, 'cause it's all the same
She said, "Can I take you home
Where we can be alone?"
And next we were moving on, she was with me, yeah me
Next we were moving on, she was with me, yeah me

Singing, I love RuneScape 3
So put another log on the bonfire, baby
I love RuneScape 3
So come and take your time and train with me
Ow!

She said, "Can I take you home
Where we can be alone?"
Next we're moving on, she was with me, yeah me
And we'll be moving on and singing that same old song, yeah with me

Singing, I love RuneScape 3
So put another log on the bonfire, baby
I love RuneScape 3
So come and take your time and train with me

I love RuneScape 3
So put another log on the bonfire, baby
I love RuneScape 3
So come and take your time and train with

I love RuneScape 3
So put another log on the bonfire, baby
I love RuneScape 3
So come and take your time and train with

I love RuneScape 3
So put another log on the bonfire, baby
I love RuneScape 3
So come and take your time and train with

I love RuneScape 3
So put another log on the bonfire, baby
I love RuneScape 3
So come and take your time and train with me

31-Dec-2018 23:13:00

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