LordáCahansaid: Didn't know you were a poet as well as a pirate, Jack. Also, has anyone noticed that Moku is bald?
I'll have you know that I am not bald, I just had an... unfortunate accident. Gielinor is a dangerous place these days. Let me assure you that my hair has grown back and I am no longer follicly challenged.
Here's a poem for you:
Roses are Red Violets are Blue Chili is Hot and Cahan shall be black and blue. ~Admin of The Death Monkeighs