------------------------------The Undertaker-----------------------------
You dead?
There's a guy who can help with that. Well...not the dead bit...but he can at least make you presentable for your viewing. The business is cheap, his work is obsessively proficient, and the location conveniently hides his grisly practice from the public eye. You’ll find the office deep in the intestines of Ardougne. Where Mr. Martin Marrow quietly emerged from obscurity when he purchased three connected ghetto shacks to practice his work. You’re welcomed to bring him your dead, but we’d rather take our business elsewhere.
Upon entering his office, you will be greeted by a tall stranger. He’ll likely be filthy and odorous, pale, lanky, with the posture of a melting candle and charisma that barely surpasses the guy lying on the table. Hardly one for small talk, and he’ll generally say whatever gets you out of his office efficiently. At first, we thought he was just odd, because he doesn’t engage with any of his neighbors, unless they’re dead of course, and he doesn’t go out much in the daylight. but now we know he’s way past that. Something’s wrong with that guy, and it’s spreading to the rest of us.
You dead?
There's a guy who can help with that. Well...not the dead bit...but he can at least make you presentable for your viewing. The business is cheap, his work is obsessively proficient, and the location conveniently hides his grisly practice from the public eye. You’ll find the office deep in the intestines of Ardougne. Where Mr. Martin Marrow quietly emerged from obscurity when he purchased three connected ghetto shacks to practice his work. You’re welcomed to bring him your dead, but we’d rather take our business elsewhere.
Upon entering his office, you will be greeted by a tall stranger. He’ll likely be filthy and odorous, pale, lanky, with the posture of a melting candle and charisma that barely surpasses the guy lying on the table. Hardly one for small talk, and he’ll generally say whatever gets you out of his office efficiently. At first, we thought he was just odd, because he doesn’t engage with any of his neighbors, unless they’re dead of course, and he doesn’t go out much in the daylight. but now we know he’s way past that. Something’s wrong with that guy, and it’s spreading to the rest of us.
01-Oct-2017 01:24:04 - Last edited on 16-Sep-2018 00:54:41 by WilMarrow