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Johanhus Ulsbrecht has had enough of monsters and has decided to take matters into his own hands. The first step has been to gather all who think alike, and head underground to plan the destruction of the monsters they so detest.
Johanhus has decided to call the organisation H.A.M., or Humans Against Monsters, an appropriate name for such a group.
If you think the same (or just want some Thieving experience), head down and explore the H.A.M. Hideout.
The members of H.A.M. hide out in a dungeon which is located underground, just outside Lumbridge.
Thanks to The Battle of Lumbridge, the H.A.M. have been forced to build a new tunnel to their hideout beneath an abandoned mine entrance. This is located north-east and across the river from the furnace in Lumbridge. You can use your skills as a thief to pick the lock on the trapdoor and gain entry.
Points of Interest
As you have no doubt noticed, the H.A.M. Hideout is quite large and has an interesting layout. The central area is where most will choose to train Thieving; pickpocketing H.A.M. Members for loot. If you happen to pickpocket an item of H.A.M. clothing, it may be worth keeping, as wearing the full set will mean you get caught less.
Jimmy the Chisel
If you fail at pickpocketing, you may get put in jail or thrown out. If you are jailed, simply pick-lock the door and exit. If you are thrown out, you will wake up somewhere in the Lumbridge wood area; simply get your bearings and head back to the entrance to continue.
Those who have completed Death to the Dorgeshuun can access the storerooms and continue Thieving from the jewellery stocks. The entrance to the storeroom is a hidden trapdoor south of the Deacon. Pick the lock on the door and you will be able to access the store room.
Inside the store room there are 6 chests for you to loot. They're behind locked doors though (with the exception of the chests in the northern room) so you'll need to pick their locks to enter. Be careful when opening the doors, if a guard spots you he'll attack!
The chests are locked with specific keys which you'll need to steal from the guards.
- South-west chest - bronze key
- South-east chest - silver key
- West chest - steel key
- East chest - iron key
- North chests - steel keys
|Johanhus Ulsbrecht||H.A.M. Deacon|
|Johanhus can be found in the southern room.||The Deacon can be found preaching on the stage.|
|Jimmy the Chisel||H.A.M. Member|
|Jimmy is found in the jail to the south-east of the hideout.||H.A.M. Members can be found throughout the hideout, but most are in the central chamber.|
There are no quests to start in the H.A.M. Hideout.
Against the Monsters
|H.A.M. Guard ( Level 44 | Weak to )|
- Thieves dressed in H.A.M. attire may notice they blend in more and get caught less.
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