That's Entertainment
Ping and Pong
Rellekka map
Speak to Chuck in the Ardougne Zoo about Some Like it Cold. He will ask you to find Teddy - a PBJ agent. He will give you the Ransom letter and teleport you to Rellekka.
Head West of the jetty (red dot) and you'll find the seals (yellow dots) who are all sleeping. Upon questioning, they will reveal that they need entertaining before they will wake up. Perform an emote and you'll find out that's not exactly what the seals are after.
Asking the seals where their favourite band are, they'll say they are where the other penguins are so head back to the jetty and use the boat to travel to the Iceberg.
As you get off the boat you will see two penguins - Ping and Pong. You won't need a penguin suit to speak to them, turns out your disguise hasn't been as effective in the past as you thought. They are in a band but need some better clothes to look the part before they play their next gig.
The penguin outpost
They will give you a Strip of cloth, a Crushed gem, a bottle of Yellow dye and a bottle of Black mushroom ink. If you lose these you'll have to replace them yourself - Ping and Pong don't have the resources to get another batch.
You can make costumes in two places.
For those with the highest level Crafting Room in their POH, simply head there and use the items on the crafting bench.
Entrance |
Double doors |
Crafting bench |
The other way requires a Clockwork suit. Visit Jim who is just North of Ping and Pong. Right-click and choose "Tuxedo-Time" and you'll soon fit right in with the penguins.
From here, head West and investigate the avalanche to enter the secret lair.
Head North and speak to the KGP Agent to open the big double doors. Go right into the war room, and right again in to the workshop. Here, click on the crafting table to make the costumes.
When you have the costumes, head back to Ping and Pong, give them the costumes, then head back to Rellekka via boat.
Rocking Out
Needs more cowbell
When you reach Rellekka speak to Ping or Pong to begin the concert. The seals will like it so much that you'll be able to go to their camp as a roadie for the band. You won't be able to take anything with you.
At the camp, you'll see The Walrus doesn't like noise. Speak to Teddy to find out that Larry is in the camp. Larry will appear at a nearby building, speak to him and you'll find him a little more crazy than usual. Return to Teddy to discuss your options.
PoW camp
Your first task is to find an egg for Larry. Speak to Noodle. He's near the wash house. He'll tell you that the Walrus has an egg.
Try to enter the Walrus' hut. It's too quiet right now so he'll stay inside. To get him outside you'll need to make some noise. Click on the bat-in-box found on the corner of the Walrus's hut then speak to Bouncer to get him to bounce his beach ball.
Speak Ping and Pong then, while they get the seals clapping, run to Teddy and get him to help too.
Encourage the four performers to keep their spirits high and make more noise. Keep their health bars on green until the noise meter reaches full and the Walrus comes outside.
Sneak into the Walrus' tent and steal the egg from the table. Give the egg to Larry, then return to Teddy to discuss your escape plan.
Escape Preparations
A game of Battle Fish
Speaking to Teddy he has no idea how to escape. Speak to all of the penguins in the cape to see if they have any ideas. When you've spoken to all 6 of them, return to Teddy.
Now you have a plan, go and speak to Plaza about fixing the submarine. Before he will give you the blueprints however, you'll need to find some items for him.
Escape plan preparations map
Speak to Teddy again and take a piece of fabric from his costume. Go to the kitchen and get, amongst other things, a bottle of Olive oil, a Popsicle tray and a Rock carving hammer.
At the fishing spot you'll pull up, amongst other things, a Squid. You can get the bottle of Lye and the Cork screw from inside the wash house on a shelf. The Board is south-east of the fishing spot.
With all of the items, you can now make the board game.
- Use the Ripped fabric on the Board to make the Game board.
- Use the Lye on the Olive oil to make Unmoulded soap.
- Use the Unmoulded soap on the Popsicle tray.
- Use the Squid on the Popsicle tray to make Soap.
- Finally, use the Rock carving hammer on the Soap to carve them into game pieces.
Return to Plaza and hand him the game pieces. He will now give you the Blueprints.
The Great Escape
Distractions & Diversions
Now you have the Blueprints, speak to Teddy who will do as much as he can to fix the sub. He's having trouble with the engine however, so with your sabotage experience, rewire the engine. You don't have the equipment however, so talk to Teddy again. He'll tell you about the store room.
Speak to Astoria to and agree to a game of Battle Fish in exchange for the key to the storage room.
Firstly, place your ships by dragging them on to the grid. Click the wheel to rotate the fish that you haven't placed yet. Press "Accept" when you are ready.
The aim of the game is to find Astoria's ships before she finds yours. Select a grid point on the enemy's radar to see if there is a ship there. You don't have long to make your choice so be careful. You will keep playing until someone finds all the fish. If you lose, you can try again.
Click here to view Astoria's setup.
PoW camp
Head to the store room and collect the Circus props. Now go back to Teddy and repair the engine.
- Add the hula hoop to the valve wheel.
- Add the bowling pin to the lever.
- Use the balloon on the bare wire.
- Add the red wire to the wirebox.
- Add the purple cloth to the pipe.
- Add the plate to the pressure gauge.
- Add the hand to the pressure gauge.
With the engine repaired, speak to Teddy to start the rock show.
Green is the periscope, red is the crew area.
The seals won't take your escape lightly and will attack the sub as you try to get away. You'll need to use your crew to repair the ship.
Assign crew members by clicking on them and choosing a destination. Then quickly head to the periscope to fire on the enemy submarines. This is a real life version of Battle Fish, so when it is your turn, click on the sonar to fire a torpedo. If you are not at the periscope when it is your turn, a square will be selected randomly for you.
There are 3 ships to find, two with 4 squares and one with 3 squares. The seals only have to find your submarine (which counts as two) however.
Click here to view the seal setup.
When you sink all of the submarines you will arrive back at the Ardougne Zoo and complete the quest after a short cutscene.
